Dearest Mother, The Avs tore the sky open & Utah was swallowed by the storm. I fired the shot myself, iron from my stick, thunder in the net, prophecy fulfilled. The brothers howled, the banner roared, & the silver grail calls my name. This holy war is far from over. Ever yours, Brock Nelson

As much of a winning moment as this was …

If you are an elected Dem and your reaction to this is "Let's downplay DC statehood," let me suggest an alternative: Do Your Job. You have 3 years to build support for an institutional reform agenda that clearly must include DC statehood. Stop cowering in fear of a toss-up issue and get to work.

Dearest Mother, The Avs tore the sky open & Utah was swallowed by the storm. I fired the shot myself, iron from my stick, thunder in the net, prophecy fulfilled. The brothers howled, the banner roared, & the silver grail calls my name. This holy war is far from over. Ever yours, Brock Nelson

Great, gutsy win for the Avs to start the stretch run. Ideal start for Colorado. And the Avs actually scored a power play goal. Now they’ll get MacKinnon back. #GoAvsGo

Dearest Mother, I have changed regiments, but not my religion. I seized gold for my country, but that was only a campaign. Now I march for the ultimate prize. The Stanley Cup calls like a cannon in the fog, and I will answer it with iron and faith in my brothers. Yours in perpetuity, Brock Nelson

The Kadri to Avs rumors are picking up steam … 👀🔥

I’m so glad Brock Nelson avoided this shitshow debasement parade.

Dearest Mother, They summoned me to the capital for trumpets, silk, & hollow praise, but I spurned it all. I ride not for DC, but back to my brothers: steel-bonded, bloodied, unbowed. Glory belongs only to those who bled for it, & I will break bread only with my comrades. Ever yours, Brock Nelson

Don’t make me tap the sign

Did not expect Sean Payton to give up calling plays for the Broncos. Excited to see how Davis Webb does with Nix and the offense. Hopefully breathes new life into to the play calling.

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

How out of touch do you have to be to play for the Wild knowing the city you play in is under siege with people literally dying in the streets, and you still visit the guy responsible for it? What kind of message does that send your fans?

Rep. Massie:  “I've not seen any arrests from the revelations in the Epstein files…Over two dozen people have resigned, CEOs, members of government worldwide. But I haven't seen any arrests or investigations here in the United States from this DOJ.”

Dearest Mother, They summoned me to the capital for trumpets, silk, & hollow praise, but I spurned it all. I ride not for DC, but back to my brothers: steel-bonded, bloodied, unbowed. Glory belongs only to those who bled for it, & I will break bread only with my comrades. Ever yours, Brock Nelson

@ianstclair.bsky.social going into the frog’s den.. Way to represent from behind enemy lines! www.arrowheadpride.com/kansas-city-...

Sam Girard finally got traded …

OK boomer, Boomer

Where’s the lawsuit on behalf of the American people?

Disgusting display by the US men's hockey team as they laugh along with a violent misogynist as he mocks the women's team. No solidarity among Olympians with these guys.

Truly a mystery

lol CRAZY timing on this

In the video of Trump talking to the US men's hockey team, when he says "I must tell you, we're going to have to bring the women's team, you do know that" as a joke about how annoying it is to have women around, the most painful part for me, are all the hockey players laughing. Actually laughing.

Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

The Nuggets falling apart at the end of the fourth quarter. Yikes.

Dearest Mother, Canada fell. The golden dream is living, blazing gold. With an iron cage upon my face, I charged through three brothers-in-arms & took the crown. Not just for country, but for our bloodline. We are now etched among the immortal & the gilded. Yours in eternal glory, Brock Nelson 🇺🇸🥇

This clip should be in every Dem campaign ad until the day he’s gone and the media is barely talking about it.

A tariff “refund” mostly goes to whoever wrote the tariff check: the importer of record. That’s not the same person who paid more at the register. So refunds -- if they're offered -- might sound like consumer relief, but in reality, they're corporate windfalls.

A few days ago, a friend asked me to make a FB group for our friend circle planning a tea party. I made the group and invited six people. SIX PEOPLE. It's for a tea party, at someone's house. ... wait for it ... (AI slop post 1/ ?)

Reminder: Americans are paying the price for Donald Trump’s tariffs. Instead of giving you a rebate, he’s taxing you. Cut the checks.

Oh? people.com/jeffrey-epst...

How China is reporting on the Epstein Files.

A son of sharecroppers, a Freedom Rider, a moral force in Congress, John Lewis taught us that democracy is not a state, it is an act. When we see injustice, we do not look away. We get in good trouble. And we build bridges despite adversity. Happy Heavenly Birthday, Congressman.

Wow this one took an unexpected turn …

I don’t mock anybody as fiercely and unrepentantly as I mock people driving this thing. I point. I laugh. I gun my (superior) engine. I don’t let them into traffic. I don’t let them pass on the right or the left. I will out my car back into park rather than give them next for a parking space.

The Nuggets scored 157 points? In this economy? 🔥

Cut the check, Donald Trump.

Dearest Mother, The cage still clasps my face like iron fate. I scored no goals, yet stood as a wall of bone & will. I turned blades aside & denied the enemy Slovaks passage. One victory now stands between us & the golden dream made real — a maple-syruped menace. Ever yours, Brock Nelson 🇺🇸🏒

In October 2024, the Georgia secretary of state’s office launched an investigation after receiving numerous reports from residents across several counties saying they’d received partially prefilled absentee ballot applications from Musk’s America PAC. trib.al/n6hAZOC

They're quite literally pillaging the government.

As seen on the Avs subreddit … 😝🇨🇦🍁