thread of newsletters to support on Black Friday (for yourself or get them as a gift and look cool). ppl giving you great stuff when AI slop is trying to beat you down: first: Don’t Rock The Inbox ( @natalieweiner.bsky.social and @marissarmoss.bsky.social) www.dontrocktheinbox.com

Funniest adult content tag in awhile

Jason Garrett and his turkey leg

Death taxes a Bengals receiver making backbreaking plays against the Ravens

John Harbaugh shouldn’t be a head coach in Baltimore anymore

I feel like you could win over a large portion of the American voting populace by telling them your political opponent would prevent the “satisfying” endings of the now you see me movies from happening

Jayson Blair mentioned 🐢🐢🐢

still my greatest legacy

There are whole other worlds out there

I see some folks didn't watch the mixtape. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcqa...

Asked Jonathan Kuminga on the way out of the locker room last night about his return from knee tendinitis: “Soon,” he said. Didn’t give a specific date but sounded like his plan was to increase court activity this week. He’s missed the last six games.

can anyone tell me if this is normal when defrosting your turkey?

pretty heartwarming to see so many people come together and rip on a tech dork trying to make an AI music app

WATCH St. Paul police, aiding ICE, restrain a man and spray him full in the face. They are not and have never been on our side. Credit: @reportermark.bsky.social

Running the government like it's the 90s NBA

Had a great time on this podcast reminiscing on the DVD’s I spun into the ground growing up. Check it out!

Had a great time on this podcast reminiscing on the DVD’s I spun into the ground growing up. Check it out!

She's an unconventional choice, but you know what? I think she'll do great with Ole Miss football.

Brandon Aiyuk and the 49ers are reportedly heading for a messy divorce www.sfgate.com/49ers/articl...

I’m afraid this photo is going to end up with an annoying amount of posting mileage

Right wing press: “Mr. Mamdani, you’ve said the president sucks and everyone hates him, what's your response" Mamdani: “We’ve disagreed on some points, but my focus is on bringing affordabili—.” Trump, interrupting: “No it’s ok he can say anything he wants, just look at those beautiful eyes!”

Boris last night ripped so hard I forgot to make an “if u want an ass kicking” post. Desperately need whatever noise pedal the drummer kept smashing during the encore.

Drinking a beer

Alex (or Shultzy, as he liked to be called) really cooked here

you don't get stuff like "Spre-awful" anymore from sportswriters these days

Feds now claim a "system crash" that happened immediately after ICE was sued is the reason why 10 days of footage from inside the Broadview Detention Center has been lost. Unreal hearing on this earlier: www.404media.co/ice-says-cri...

Why would San Francisco shoplifters do this?

We’re one half into this experience and I still refuse to believe this starting lineup is real

Visited the Jeon Tae-il Memorial Hall in Seoul on my last day of the trip

Shocker: Appointing a 29-year-old derelict pet store owner with no politics experience to San Francisco Board of Supervisors not actually a masterstroke defector.com/shocker-appo...

Saw an older man in first class asking chatgpt for help writing a complaint email to the airline for changing their alcohol policy

Todd Monken I’ve never had a bad thought about you

Me, asleep on a plane, being woken up by the attendant asking if I want a bag of nuts

TSA in Honolulu has young beagles as sniffing dogs so naturally the non-English-speaking tourists who don’t know any better think they’re adorable, try to pet them and then get yelled at by some asshole with an anger problem. Truly back in America.

It never used to be dark by 5pm. They're doing this to demoralize you

Think “Jeremy” by Pearl Jam is going in the karaoke rotation and all my pals are just going to have to deal with it

Trying to run cover for New York Times protecting racist pedophiles, with a quote in your header from an Artist known for being a racist pedophile

I know the global missions are their whole thing but seeing a ginger white guy with the Elder uniform chopping it up with an older Korean woman about the Book of Mormon broke my brain a bit

I would love to induct someone into the rock and roll hall of fame so if anyone’s about to get in lmk

Jung Hoo Lee instant ramen

UCPD has charged four UC Berkeley undergrads with *felony vandalism* because they attempted to hang a cardboard bug on Sather Gate.

Everything is so stupid all the time but at least I had bulgogi for lunch

I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.

Come to Gyeongui Line Forest Trail Park if u want an ass kicking

Bari Weiss crossed the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette picket line to falsely portray herself as a scrappy "Pittsburgh Girl". The move comes as Weiss has begun to fight unions at CBS News. paydayreport.com/bari-weiss-c...

Opening NBA highlights tonight:

Heartbreaking: local oaf can’t fill out weekly dfs lineup during his much-needed vacation