Not "In the arms of an angel!"

no charlie kirk joke i make will be as funny or insensitive as this

I'm absolutely delighted by the fact that he literally is not even in the ground yet and she's already full speed ahead on trying to slot herself into the grift.

I'm kind of alarmed by the number of normies who can't seem to tell the difference between "Soandso was fired for a racist incident and/or being a sexual harasser" and "The President is using the FCC to ban people he doesn't like"

Batman didn’t fight Nazis as much as Superman, Wonder Woman, or Cap, but he did get some good punches in. Let’s celebrate those today. Happy #BatmanDay!

... good LORD, is seriously has not been a year. Like forget about the that as of today these traitor crooks have only been in power for =eight months=, it has not even been a calendar year since the election. I don't know how much more of this I can take. I really don't.

That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.

I wondered if this would happen but it seemed a pretty big ask considering the demo. It speaks VOLUMES about what triggers a justice response though, in the bleakest way.

But you better have a fresh bag I can eat because if I opened a bag of Wise white cheddar and there was nothing in it but money I'd be mad as hell.

Post now deleted, more or less confirming it was a DM. Great opsec!

Maybe the “debating other people‘s basic human rights is intellectually stimulating and ethically sound” folks can go for their own tent with the fascists.

Having an Instagram or a Facebook account is a folly -- I say with a tremendous amount of irony, since I still have both -- but if you've got a Threads account you're a dummy.

Still waiting to hear any tribute to Charlie Kirk that uses his memorable words. I guess he was a very powerful mime.

Every time I have to deal with a new wave of bots requesting admittance to the facebook group I moderate, I'm uncomfortably reminded of Kyle Reese waxing nostalgic about how easy it was to pop a 600-series Terminator.

It is going to be fucking **insane** when there's a cave-in in that thing.

Ordering a Starbucks and then going to your table and writing “LOSER” on your own cup and then calling the conservative blogs to say “help the liberals wrote ‘loser’ on my cup!” baby it’s giving “BLACKS RULE,” it’s giving backwards letter B on the forehead

This is amazing.

And I'm saying this for people who got fired for any Kirk comments. It means your employer agrees with Charlie Kirk. They didn't need to fire you. They chose to because they agree with Kirks politics.

I ain't a lawyer but I know a few real good ones, and I'm **pretty sure** this right here is what they call "consciousness of guilt".

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

... oh he dead.

I will never not repost this masterpiece when it hits my feed

See? Ted Cruz gets it, I don't understand why -- GOOD LORD, TED CRUZ GETS IT? That's actually genuinely frightening. I knew things were bad but I didn't think they were "Ted Cruz can follow the plot" bad.

Damn, price of everything *but* the brick goin' up.

I was going through my timeline looking for something *completely* unrelated to this but I saw this and I felt the need to re-up it, "people want their candidates to fight for them, not step on their necks trying to reach across the aisle" is a BAR.

Bidens legacy is doing nothing after J6. Even the GOP couldn't believe they got away with it. Literally the biggest (not only) reason we are swimming in shit today is because Democrats were too scared to follow and enforce the law as it was written.

Darkseid is.

what the fuck are you going to DO chuck? you're posting like a fucking INFLUENCER instead of a SENATOR tell us what you're DOING and what WE can do OUTRAGE is pointless without ACTION (and the midterms are too fucking far away, so don't fucking talk about THAT right now)

The Democrats have been digging their own grave by listening to think tanks, so why not one more to throw dirt on the casket and put up the tombstone?

I suppose it would've been a little *too* on the nose to make it an actual literal calf.

Those without honor are almost always hypocrites, but do not think that exposing their hypocrisy will thwart them. Double standards are their weapons, wielded gleefully against those who attempt to maintain honor and fair play. Do not abandon your own principles, but know when your enemy has none.

Hell of a way to find out the editorial board of the New York Times has a findom kink.

So just to be clear, we all haven't forgotten that the current President whipped up a mob and tried to have them murder his political enemies at the Capitol, right?

That six-hour swing in the time zones has got him sundowning in the middle of the day, ya man's dementia is running wild and he has NO filter.

Turning Point USA chapters are *absolutely* a great place to find the racist white assholes Pete Hegseth wants to staff the US armed forces with, so at least he got that part right. Also apologies for making you have to look at those pictures, fucking =Christ=.

I like how Stephen A. is coming after Jimmy Kimmel, yet he's still hosting a show called "Straight Shooter". Insensitive and offensive, considering. Tells me how sincere you *really* are, buddy.

On the plus side, I guess actors have just figured out a way to get out of their TV contracts 🤗

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

Arsenio got canceled for having Farrakhan on. that was seen in the United States, before. Respectfully, this is why you are struggling to engage Black people, currently. Even with it happening broadly, we have yet to reckon with the FACT that it has BEEN happening to Black & brown people forever

The first Dem who figures out the biggest thing we want from the next President is punishment for the corrupt assholes in this administration is gonna win the nomination.

He'd let Gutfeld host while he sat on the couch like Ed McMahon

Damn Mike you better watch out you know they don't like you anyway, they already tried to hang you once before.

please do not send me generic, non-specific "i know what true patriotism is" fundraising texts in 2025. time to be serious people now.

Let me just say a simple thing. Democrats have no obligation to provide the votes to fund the destruction of our democracy. If you want my vote for a bipartisan budget, there need to be protections to stop Trump's brazen lawlessness.

Genuinely impossible to tell if the currently serving Democrats in the House are -- on the whole -- bigger cowards, or bigger idiots.

They’re mad at anti fascism because they’re fascists They’re mad at anti racism because they’re racists

They couldn't WAIT for a figure/event they could reverse-uno-"cancel" people over

A new piece I finished right before DragonCon! It's titled, "they really were quite fragile." It's a wild world out there, everyone please take care of yourselves!

I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.

oh i can. lol. one guy ultimately agreed with my point but only when it came from a white person. a lot of this is explained by misogynoir and rank anti-Blackness from people who would swear on their mother's grave that they're not racist.