meme-stock man once again paid big money to not bring new/old now new again product to market. I would love to get a raise to not do the thing I said I would do and spend all day not actually working at the company I'm supposed to be running.

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

Now I want an Italian sandwich not from subway. that's gross. Those are best thrown

happy Mustard and Onions day to you all

What a time to be alive

As my general two cents: don't cancel your WIRED subscriptions. Best culture, best newsroom of anywhere I've worked. I love the living shit out of these folks, and they don't deserve to be negatively impacted by a decision that was made by the parent company, not them. And it's only $2 a month.

Ii would strongly recommend buying travel insurance for any upcoming flights and if you have a Costco membership, you can also book car rentals through its website.

Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.

I suspect that after only three words from me Nick Cave would be looking forlornly at his stylish watch.

I've been lucky to have many opportunities to speak with actors and musicians I admire and I've passed every single time because I can be a lot. So many questions...

meanwhile RFK Jr fled like the guy was a life-sized vaccine

The key thing to watch here: they fired a Wired political reporter. That’s the title doing the most effective, pointed work. Teen Vogue’s stuff was culturally impactful, but less focused on investigating the administration. Within the Condé portfolio, Wired and the New Yorker are the canaries.

Hell naw. HELL NAW.

NOPE.

When you’re hit by a car, try not to die. It’s a real bummer for the driver.

i'm starting to think that Trump's not very smart.

you know, you don't have to link to rage bait articles. They want you to be angry and share it.

so many great things going on and I got Breeders tickets! maybe I should just go back to bed before you know...

OHHHHHHHH SNAP!

every moving company in New York City has a chance to do the funniest thing right now.

Sorry, but if the repressed group itself has requested that a name no longer be used, this is simply not a "woke outcry." If the brand is really this tone-deaf, it's time to move on, with a little more respect for fellow human beings above badges. www.newsweek.com/jeep-cheroke...

One of two pieces on the current state of things for Honda from @timstevens.bsky.social. This one will be of interest for anyone who is waiting for a more Honda EVs in the US.

Inspired by yesterday's election results, this evergreen gif.

Cuomo promised Mr Beast he could trap a group of NYers in a subway car with an angry badger and three loaves of bread for two weeks for content.

Guise, the 7-ELEVEN merch store goes WAY harder than it should (h/t @strngwys.bsky.social)

Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.

Cuomo promised Mr Beast he could trap a group of NYers in a subway car with an angry badger and three loaves of bread for two weeks for content.

i honesty don't get why people give the time to two digit follower bad faith accounts. oh, you've got 20 followers and are acting like a dickhead? sure i'll try and explain my argument to you instead of rolling my eyes and making the jerk off gesture

This: POINT AT THEM AND LAUGH.

I was critical of a16z before it was cool LOL. anywho, most of the a16z VCs had blocked me on Twitter and now they keep pitching me events. I think they forgot why I was banned from startup events. I would live-tweet bad pitches and 95% were very bad. LOL

Feeling bad for Florida right now. What with all the sexual predators promising to relocate there.

we don’t even have to tolerate him right this second

I sincerely hope Democrats pay attention to tonight’s results across the country. They won’t learn anything but still. Maybe. People are excited by change and original campaigns and bold ideas and candidates under the age of 50!

Making celebratory ramen because this will hopefully invigorate people to be hopeful and a reminder that that there are more of us and that treating people with dignity is a winning strategy.

Already, six hundred political journalists are in their cars, fanning out to mom & pop diners across the country, to ask people there how terrified they are - on a scale of 1 to 10 - that New York City has a new mayor.

There are more of us than there are of them.

It’s cool that Chuck Schumer, Kiersten Gillibrand, and Hakeem Jeffries just proved to every future dem that establishment approval is irrelevant tbh

Ahhhhhh yeah. Good job NY. Shine on you crazy diamonds!

I am no longer employed so I'm not blogging Zohran tonight but I can just repeat exactly what I said in June :-) he won on the back of a pro-migrant, pro-trans, pro-working class campaign. and also: Dem pundits are full of shit

American voters right now

If you're in line to humiliate Andrew Cuomo, STAY IN LINE. 🗽

thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.

Decision Desk HQ has called the Virginia governors race for Spanberger. The millions of dollars in anti trans ads fell completely flat there.

www.washingtonpost.com/local/obitua... Here’s my dad’s obituary if you’re interested and why he was particularly suited to write about the abuse of intelligence leading up to the second war in Iraq which led to Cheney firing him

Two things can be true at the same time: neither charities nor mutual aid groups have the capacity to completely replace SNAP benefits for November, *and* we should still do as much as we can to feed people and save lives.