Genie: No necromancy, no mind control, no extra wishes, no radical reordering of the economic system
Me: Aww man
Genie: Yeah, I know
Me: Fine. Wish 1, Section 1
Genie: wat
Me: Anyone with a net worth >$1 million must be followed by a belligerent Bostonian who calls them a fuckin idiot 2x a day
9 months ago