you’re so right, comic from 1925

Y'all aren't ready for this conversation but Vic Fontaine should be in Starfleet Academy, not the EMH

I saw LeVar Burton at a con. He was chatting with Lou Ferrigno. I thought briefly about introducing myself, but then I was struck with a crippling fear of disappointing Mr. Burton and I ran away.

They gave that Pop Tart the ass of a Pixar mom. On purpose. That's part of the costume. Troubling lore implications.

Sauron's security was defeated by two hobbits, who entered undetected through an unlocked backdoor, armed only with two swords and a flashlight

[1998, DS9 writers' room] Peter Fields: ... then Garak and Sisko assassinate a Romulan ambassador and frame the Dominion Michael Taylor: What would we call such a story? PF: Wrongs Darker Than Death or Night? Ron Moore: Can't. We used that title two episodes ago when Gul Dukat fucked Kira's mom

Uncritical support for Payakan the war whale. May his reign of terror never end.

20th Century: We're going to give you a blank check to do whatever you want James Cameron: of course 20th: But out of curiosity what are you planning? JC: Imagine Moby Dick, but the whale is angrier and has an army. But Ahab has a shit ton of guns! And then a hero marine biologist saves the day

the trans experience

I used zombie fat to give myself a dump truck ass and now I'm into Warhammer and model trains.

Here's an interesting article re: the Avatar cultural impact debate, with this particularly trenchant line: "Unlike multiple actors associated with Star Wars and Marvel, no one on the Avatar cast is receiving death threats." movieweb.com/avatar-movie...

The Bobiverse book series covers a lot of the problems with Dyson spheres, namely that the only way to get the necessary building materials would be to strip mine your solar system for every ounce of metal and then do the same for every solar system within 50 light-years

My Avatar take is that James Cameron doesn't know how to make a boring movie, so I'm going to see his latest film and be thoroughly entertained for a few hours. Whether this generates memes later is irrelevant. That's not why I watch movies.

"Gamblking" is a pokemon that looks like a poker chip

I have heard rumors of Pop Tarts flavors that are not S'mores, but it's impossible to confirm as I refuse to denigrate myself with lesser junk food.

Whenever a video game asks me to choose a weapon, one of the options should be "You are a powerful witch with mind control powers." I don't want to beat Gannon to death with a sword. I want to make him T-pose and run to a location of my choosing.

The cultural impact of the Avatar films is the debate over whether the films have a cultural impact, in much the same way as Christmas movies are about finding the meaning of Christmas.

Scrooge: You there, boy! What's today? Boy: Pardon? Scrooge: What's today, my fine fellow? Boy: Today? Why, today is Boxing Day. Scrooge: FUCK

Genie: No necromancy, no mind control, no extra wishes, no radical reordering of the economic system Me: Aww man Genie: Yeah, I know Me: Fine. Wish 1, Section 1 Genie: wat Me: Anyone with a net worth >$1 million must be followed by a belligerent Bostonian who calls them a fuckin idiot 2x a day

The scene where Cocaine Bro says "I know stuff. I watch 60 Minutes." That part hits different this year.

The hardest part about being Elon Musk is being followed around by a chorus of Muppets singing about how he's a greedy dweeb

When I was a kid, the movies were a Christmas tradition. It's what we did after the presents were opened. Going to see Galaxy Quest for the first time on Christmas Day was a magical childhood experience.

Tiny Tim, who was tired of being defined by what he was NOT rather than what he WAS

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

If I could have one wish this Christmas, it would be for peace and comfort to all the children of the world. If I could have two wishes this Christmas, it would be for all my enemies to have to watch Anaconda (2025) once a day, every day, for the rest of their lives.

Me to Paul Rudd after seeing Anaconda (2025)

I didn't expect to feel this way but 1997's Anaconda deserves better than this.

Going to see Anaconda tonight. It's probably going to be terrible, in which case it will be a worthy successor to the original.

Link's Awakening is the most relatable Zelda game because it's about being super eepy but not being able to get a good night's sleep because you can't stop dreaming about work

I need one of the tv networks trying to make Sherlock Holmes hip and edgy to look at the success of Heated Rivalry and get an idea…

it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set

WB: What do you have planned for Batman 2? Tim Burton: We open on a newborn baby boy WB: Aww TB: No. The baby is ugly. He kills and eats a house cat while it's still alive. His parents try to kill him in his crib, but to Gotham's woe, they fail WB: ... TB: Also it's a Christmas movie

This episode takes place on stardate 42976.3, which is December 23, 2365 So technically this episode is a Festivus airing of grievances

It's Festivus! Air your grievances!

I feel partially responsible for all of this. I got a monkey's paw for Christmas a few years ago and wished that, if I must have enemies, that they all be stupid and incompetent

Muppet Christmas Carol and the original Grinch cartoon are GOAT'ed Christmas movies because somewhere in the middle they drop a diss track about the villain

The longest, darkest, most BRUTAL day of the year

Big week for sports. Boxers are beating the shit out of assholes and hockey players are having lots of gay sex. Good for them.

This machine kills fascists

With several decades of experience committing crimes, you'd think they'd be better at covering it up

If you do the math on stardates, there are multiple episodes of TNG that take place on Christmas, but no one on the ship celebrates it. Yet Star Trek Generations clearly states that Christmas is still celebrated in the 24th century. Major plot hole.

Migraines are such bullshit My brain is sad because it's experiencing the headache that it is causing itself to feel. It's like a Trump voter complaining about tarrifs. Stop hitting yourself.

Every time I visit a doctor

“Of course, it doesn’t feel right to want IT to HAPPEN. And it’s obviously not okay to try to make IT HAPPEN. That’s not what this is ABOUT, just to make things CLEAR LEGALLY as far as VARIOUS AGENCIES are concerned.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/whe...

Heist movie about • the Grinch • Scrooge • Krampus • the Wet Bandits • Hans Gruber • the NYC Central Park Rangers all teaming up for one last job: destroying every known copy of "Last Christmas" The Last Last Christmas

Technically any bird you can't name is an unidentified flying object.

#StarTrek Voyager, S5E23: The writers are tired of writing science fiction stories in their TV show about a spaceship. This is a Hallmark movie about Janeway's ancestor giving up her dream to be an astronaut so she could marry a small town shopkeeper who taught her the true meaning of Christmas

The Vikings believed you got into Valhalla by either dying in battle or while eating pussy and dating advice has only gone downhill since then