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Top 3 submarine movies in no particular order: • The Hunt for Red October • Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Top 3 submarine movies in no particular order: • The Hunt for Red October • Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan • Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Bring back Cow Tools Daily! Justice for the Prongler!

In the original script for The Matrix, the character of Switch was male in the real world but female in the Matrix. Warner Bros ordered the Wachowskis to cut this from the film. Trans Visibility Day is necessary because our cultural gatekeepers have deliberately erased trans voices.

Bring back Cow Tools Daily! Justice for the Prongler!

This is what jury nullification was created for

It's not that Andy Weir is dumb, per se, but that he's oblivious. His novels all have a clear ethos: 1) only through cooperation can humanity achieve greatness, 2) science/exploration are ends in themselves, 3) selflessness is virtue. These are good things to believe in. They are also political.

Waaaaait a second, was this show trying to make some sort of point? On social issues?

I was filling up the car yesterday—disassociating, thinking about fantasy books—when the guy on the other side of the pump spoke to me. "Is that a hybrid?" he asked "Yes." "That must get good gas mileage" "Yes" "35 mpg?" "Depends. I average around 50." He looked at his F150. "Sounds nice"

I only want one thing, and it's to have thrown down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side

If there's one thing I've learned from the Revolutions podcast, it's that shrill middle aged women nonsense can overthrow empires.

this is why it's vital to loudly and publicly support trans women and push back against these narratives. it is imperative that we not let the loudest voice be this stupid cunt

72 people at No Kings may seem like a small event, but for Leavenworth, Kansas it's an earthquake.

Boost your unit's morale with this easy trick discovered by a Brigadier. Enemy generals hate it!

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I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me

I HAVE THOUGHTS: • Frog • Amoeboid • Fleem • Shroofus

Too lazy to read the article but I'm going to assume the cursed tiger statue on the right is somehow to blame

They tried to teach me cursive in school but I sure showed them.

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It's amazing they never got around to doing a film adaptation of the play about Harry Potter being a cop and traveling back in time to cosplay as Voldemort on the day his parents died

A lot of the people who are going to watch the new Harry Potter show also think they're the kind of person who would have sheltered Anne Frank from the Nazis

I initially read this title as an obituary and got excited.

The contexts are quite different, but it's always amused me that Project Hail Mary and the film adaptation of The Martian have the same ending scene.

one thing I will never do online is feud. none of you are real to me in that way. not like this fucking bird I hate

the intense Buffy nostalgia is not really nostalgia, I think, just longing for the best show to ever explain that you have to keep on fighting the Big Bads even when you don’t want to do it anymore

I spoke to a Snickers bar about the ethics of consuming chocolate when the supply chain is contaminated with slave labor. Its silence on the issue will shock you.

One day, if I'm lucky, I will be old. And when that happens, I hope I will also be a vigilante who fights criminals and saves cats.

"I would like the things that currently exist to be more like I remember them being when I was younger and funner" is basically the entire Boomer cultural hegemony in a nutshell so I'd prefer not to repeat that series of mistakes ever. Nostalgia is a cop, all cops are bastards.

• Zelda Triforce hidden in the E • ONE short for "One Piece" • "In God We Trust" = reference to the deer god from Princess Mononoke The Treasury Department is run by a secret cabal of weebs, QED

If you're looking for a free movie streamer, see if your local library does @kanopy.com. They've currently got The Zone of Interest, Minority Report, I Saw the TV Glow, The Conversation, the original Indian Jones movies, etc. Also rare older stuff like Trace of Stones (1966). Kanopy is neat.

All three of my friends who play Magic the Gathering are going to find this hilarious

Every sci-fi movie with an alien must choose between the path of cowardice (CGI) or the path of honor (Muppets). Project Hail Mary has the heart of a warrior.

Muppet is peak film technology and anyone who disagrees shall perish in the jihad. YA HYA CHOUHADA!!

Paul Atreides won't see your silly Dune memes, but my husband will. Because I text all of them to him.

Project Hail Mary review Pros: perfectly captures the emotional core of the book, thoroughly entertaining, beautiful to look at Cons: No Dune 3 trailer before the movie

Reporter: What can you tell us about this new subatomic particle? LHC Scientist: It's baryon composed of two charm quarks and a down quark. Reporter: ugh, English, please LHC Scientist: It's dummy thicc and twice as charming.

"Ancient magical secrets lost to time" is an overused fantasy cliche but there are real world examples, like Roman concrete and the ability to make a good Jurassic Park movie

Paul: What would father do in this situation? Jessica: Well, for starters, none of the things you've done so far. I know I egged you on for most of them, but your father would hate what we've become. Paul: ... Jessica: In my defense, I've been doing a lot of drugs.

Millennium is too hard to spell. It looks like the alphabet got into a car crash. We should call them Kiloyears.

The God-Emperor of Mankind is a solid #2 pick for Worst Dad in Science Fiction, but i feel like Worf still clinches the title.

Uncritical support for this absolute queen who never made a bad decision in her life

A glutton for punishment, I rewatched Jurassic World for the first time since the theater and the experience was approximately: First hour: This is pretty good. Maybe I was being too harsh on this movie Second hour: nm, this is trash, I remember now

Watched Jurassic Park: Lost World for the first time since it came out in theaters. You can tell it's a fantasy movie because a billionaire suffers a consequence.

The only TV show I want resurrected is Star Trek: Lower Decks.

Sinners wins best picture or we riot

ID4: Independence Day is a bad movie because there's a scene where a captured alien has the choice between killing Adam Baldwin and killing Brent Spiner, and this so-called advanced life form let Adam Baldwin live.

I got in on the ground floor of the fandom, posting on FireflyFans.net before the pilot had aired. Browncoat forums were weird because the cast would post on them a lot, which was pretty cool when it was Nathan Fillion. But Adam Baldwin was also there, berating parents for vaccinating their kids