i hope your enemies get that diarrhea that burns their buttholes

Everyone hates a woman with boundaries so much more than a man with allegations.

ProPublica spoke to dozens of people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/4veRIqA

BREAKING: A federal judge temporarily blocked a bathroom ban in Idaho that threatened transgender people with up to 5 years in prison for using a bathroom that aligns with their gender identity. This is a win for trans rights.

Ridglan Farms officially being shut down is such a highlight this week.

Today is a good day to cancel your Paramount+ subscription.

You know, I’m just glad he can pee again. If relaxing in the litter box makes him happy, go for it dude.

My nervous system feels lowkey shot after everything that happened last week but back to work we go.

HBO and chill

The dream

If you don’t want people around when you’re making out, maybe don’t make out in you car in the Home Depot parking lot.

Himb orange is so fashion for summer.

New: I wrote about everyone intently watching the long process of removing Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center and how it revealed our insatiable thirst for accountability — and for his humiliation.

Now that it seems like surgery was a success, we joke about it a little

however much you hate billionaires is not enough

9am to 9pm: so tired 9pm to 5am: i need to Run Around

Potentially add “turtle rescue” to my list of achievements. It’s been an odd couple of weeks.

Don't forget to read my latest OpEd on #Trump admin #PSLF new rules regarding #PSLF. This isn't something we should be comfortable with. www.insidehighered.com/opinion/view... @aft.org @protectborrowers.bsky.social

It’s storming outside and my cat is still at the hospital and it makes me sad because he is afraid of thunderstorms and I can’t stop thinking about him and hoping he’s OK

I miss my cat

i found out that nathan straus, the guy who promoted milk pasteurization in the US the hardest and helped pass laws to that effect in major cities from the 1890s on, *lost two children to milkborne tuberculosis* i truly wish raw milk influencers would stop

I will listen to this all day every day of summer. I love it so much

My boy is back at the overnight vet for an emergency urinary blocks and I feel sad and sick and scared and all around awful if you hadn’t guessed

Trump’s fault.

Post Knicks loss beating of the burrito

“Jews aren’t safe in Mamdani’s New York” Jewish guy in Mamdani’s New York:

Neither have been confirmed.

Two coffees, no breakfast. Sweating, shaking, and shitting lol

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All I want this summer

These guys are constantly in my yard eating my suet. I’ve had like 10 of them at a time just going at it. It makes me feel like I’m protected by some kind of mafia boss.

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE.

Also, I will not stop talking about how much I love my hat

I have been feeling like crap about myself for pretty much all of 2026. It was nice to dress up and go out and feel genuinely hot for the first time in awhile.

I may have found the big sun hat of my dreams.

One of the cutest bathrooms I have ever seen. Everything and I mean EVERYTHING was pink.

RIP to my all time favorite TV dad, and blessed be Anthony Stewart Head.

Today is the end of sophomore year and I now have a high school junior. Annual trip to our favorite coffee shop.

sometimes it's just better not to know

First swim of 2026

Getting the ketchup pre-cum on my plate is my 14th reason actually

TIL that if the air compressor is a car goes bad it will put your car in “limp mode” and disconnecting it will allow you to drive the car home from being stuck in the middle of nowhere, you just won’t have any air conditioning

A vampire weekend strongly suggests the existence of a werewolf workweek.

What a fuckin game

God of War: Laufey footage and MUNA covering King of Wishful Thinking all in one day?! My little heart feels a lot better than it has in a long time tonight.