The King v. The Reaper is about the only match left to have

Dukes Mayo.... I want to forget it but hardly anyone ever gets that kind of drop on me so I have to respect that shit. If you know, you know.

"Who the fuck is that guy?" I subbed in a bowling league and a jagoff was fucking with my teammate before we started (a smaller guy). I looked at him said, "thanks for the focus" and beat the fuck outta him, calling my strikes before they hit. He wanted to fight, until I said, "Ok."

Again, follow the incentives....

One of my faves. And the new generation don't know Jamie Lee Curtis of this era at all... No idea what she was working with.

I mean if you can't trust crashed out, old man Ric Flair to do the things he's supposed to do - who can you trust? Also don't pay Ric Flair $600 for anything at all.

This is just people who waited for somebody else to tell him and it's okay to be an asshole in public. Truth be told, they never stopped using it outside of social media anyway. But, another data point to show that people are just waiting for somebody in power to approve being a dick.

@imbernomics.bsky.social - I apologize, I just roasted one of your university's alums. I'm at Horrocks, a guy was dressed in all black gear like most of the employees. I walked up to him and asked him where something was at, "Do I look like I work here?" I saw he was in black Spartan gear...

Too many of you got used to accepting the taste of shit and liking it... That's really obvious.

Haha this dipshit at Starbucks spilled a drink in her car and she blamed the Starbucks workers for it... I had to LoL so hard at that stupid shit.

Just a reminder ALL of these people were down with Project 2025 and the not so Conservative values of that document and plan of action - including the implied and overt racist and bigoted shit in it. It's nice they drew the line at, "we should hear Nazis out" but no - they ain't heroes for this.

Won't someone do three things? 1. Reboot the Cube series 2. Take 13 Ghosts and make it a 15 episode series - like a Mike Flanagan deal. Book end story episodes - with 13 episodes focused on the individual ghosts 3. Give me that second Hellraiser Reboot movie, damn it!

It lives on Pirate Bay and other bit streamers forever.... Love it

The Streisand-ed Dunning-Kruger Effect. It's for the most overconfident of us.

No need I believe Jesus said it so The University of Oklahoma is down for it.

So... I want the Packers to lose both of their upcoming games and maybe, just maybe we rest everyone we can for the Lions the last week (if they win this upcoming week). For rest of course It would be a glorious fuck you to keep them outta the playoffs.

Haha Johnny Viti youtube.com/shorts/tZ_qW...

Remember when I said universities and employees of bend over backwards to facilitate Conservative students because as the end of the day all they want to do is their jobs and go the fuck home? Hi Oklahoma! Now students can just say, "I believe Jesus said XYZ" get an A - and have a GA terminated.

My Volkswagen Atlas does this very loud "beep" when it gets to 39 degrees and every time I think, "what's so special to Germans about 39 degrees." Then today I just realized, it was my VW reminding me not to try to lay siege to Stalingrad, it's too cold. Now it makes sense, thanks VW!

It's a loss leader for Ellison, like with Bezos and his media. They're eating losses, self inflicted, to own narratives.

Dear GM get fucked with your Caddy line.... Ford can eat shit too, no Lincolns

Hahahaha love it

Friday I had a conversation with a Republican friend, "It's bullshit that farmers only get $3-5k per month per windmill to rent their land, and the government forces it. Also the birds, and they're ugly." First that's good money. Second, cats kill birds. Third, idgaf if it's uggo.

Woke up happy knowing Da Bears are in the playoffs and I can go back to wishing harm on Aaron Rodgers for the rest of his life.

I don't ever recall anyone asking me to ever do that shit... I've had to apologize for being an asshole about a few things here and there but not because I'm White or a White dude.

Me knowing Da Bears are in the Playoffs

God I hate Aaron Rodgers but also, thanks Aaron - now get fucked forever.

Hahahaha what the fuck was that ending? I mean just wow, The Lions tried their asses off to get that last TD - hell of a play by Goff too. But also, offensive PI kills all of that anyway. Thanks Refs, now Da Bears are in the playoffs period!

Are the Steelers allergic to defense?! What the fuck? Why not just get another penalty to put them on the one yard line?

Your kids would have been raised to believe this is normal if that was you

That economic anxiety is really manifesting in ways nobody could have ever predicted... I don't think we're prepared for this new, random turn of events.

I once died of dysentery on the Oregon Trail....

Wrong place to recruit - these kids are straight bitches that slap people and run away to someone bigger for protection. Actually, nevermind - seems about right for ICE

If it were up to me the world would be a washed in darkness for 19 hours a day.

He's gonna make that ballroom and have The House dictate he be in a vault in it before the midterms happen. I'm calling it

Woke up this morning to my friends who are Packers fans coping hard in my text messages. It's ok, you may get 10 wins still. Also tell your QB to not duck into headshots.

And also.... Hahaha

I'm super pissed I didn't go to the game now, there nowhere on earth that can rival being in Soldier after something like that - and the dive bars after!

Holy shit man! Listen I know the Packers were beat up, but so were we.... What a fucking win! DJ Moore is now a legend in Chicago - fucker gonna eat for free forever here! Also #1 baby!

Ahhhhhhhh this fucking team!!! It's killing seniors every week with insane heart attack 4th quarters.

That's bullshit.... Love ducked right into that headshot. If Love doesn't duck, that helmet goes right into his sternum as it should. Fucking garbage

I don't think he cares..... He's in power now, he's ignoring court orders now, he'll ignore a Democrat led House in the future. He won't be President again, even if he tried to run. This is the literally definitely of Zero Fucks. He also doesn't care about the Republican Party, never has.

"Do they look like psychos, is that what they look like? They're vampires, psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." youtu.be/OOoBYwVud0U?...

One of my fave places to eat at home... Fucking winners all around

I'm ok with that

My grandma taught me how to make all the good homemade Italian sauces.... Just rely on your grandparents for that shit boys.

The Polar Express - both the book and movie - fucking garbage. Always has been always will be.

Nothing to hide here at all, haha

Go Bears, found these awesome shoes at Under Armor today - it's a sign from God that the Packers are gonna eat shit today. Then lose out and miss the playoffs

I woke up today thinking, "thank God I'm not Jake Paul, his jaw must hurt and I've lost some teeth over the years due to bar fights in my youth and that shit hurt enough.' Then someone broke down his earnings, I'd eat a broken jaw for this. Fucking insanity