sometimes it's just better not to know

nock, does the phrase "diplomatic incident" mean anything to you?

hopefully crumb realizes this is a dancey kind of ball and not just a big round one

listen if the mailman drops a package it's fair game

my aunt really was a swell old gull-- I mean gal

no power in the verse can stop me

look, there has to be a balance or they'll get too big for their britches pots

man, school photos are hard enough and then they gotta go ahead and get all your bad angles

not a single thought in that fuzzy little brain

look, they're both still green and crumb's eyesight probably isn't very good

the work will wait

maybe clicker training would work?

do you like the garlic butter snail crisps or the original snail crisps better?

yes I'm sure the stars in their eyes are just coincidental

I was snowed in a few weeks back and this was my daily routine for like 3 days. bird drama is real good, y'all.

pov you're watching me try to ride my dog as a child

well well well if it isn't the crumbsequences of our actions

Crumb absolutely kidnapped a child but it just happened to be for the best

it's an unsolvable mystery-- we'll just never know.

why, corn man, why?

i beluggin deez nootz aroond (forgive me)

pour one out for all the grey horse-owners during mud season

we'll be back to our normal nonsense next week-- happy holidays and merry crumbas to all <3

we've had one yes, what about second cublet

these actions will surely have no lasting consequences

i know you haven't done it in a while. go peep those bugs

crumb, accidentally startling other creatures from unexpected locations since 1926

show us the meaning of haste

"she doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time"

don't worry there's no way any goblin-eating monsters could possibly live in this ravine

granpappy is a big ol softie when it comes to the grandkids

honestly I'm just real happy and grateful that you like the lil fella so much I will have "normal" comics along with the goblin stories so that I can figure out what adventures the goblins get to have. The last thing I want is for Crumb and friends to feel stale/ rushed. Thanks for all the love <3

those are the wettest, most pathetic eyes I have EVER drawn

if I had a nickel for every reluctant adventurer who winds up stowed away in a barrel...

This is adorbs <3 thank you for the crumb fanart!!

boy howdy the storage room sure is a lot brighter than usual

remember to replace your prosthetic when it gets wilty

please rinse your bottles before returning them, it helps us out a lot

maybe she spends all the gold on neighbelline

which came first, the wretched little gremlin or the joanna's egg? the world may never know

I always used to pronounce hors d'oeuvres like horse divorce and that's where the trouble all began, your honor

dang, he got away. shame I can only move one space at a time

gotta go make lil gimbys

Jimby is the finest hoss-wrangler in the west

I could never be a wizard, have you seen their TOMES?!

you're welcome, paleontologists

the world championship snuggler was also a world-class nap interrupter but most of the time he just curled up and was like yep, it's nap time. love a good communal naptime.

he spewed his wisdom frequently and violently

the most powerful wizard I've ever had the pleasure to know, and yet he still never figured out how to open the basement portal

Magnus was a world class title holding competitive snuggler and he took that job very seriously