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i wouldn’t worry about your son he has a lot of followers on bluesky dot com he’ll land on his feet
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i wouldn’t worry about your son he has a lot of followers on bluesky dot com he’ll land on his feet
about 11 hours ago
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Going “ugh” and taking -10 damage every time my posts flop
almost 2 years ago
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Going “ugh” and taking -10 damage every time I’m asked to do a chore.
over 2 years ago
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profound experience: the smoothie place just put my order on the counter alongside another that looked the exact same and I said “exact same?” and she said yeah and I turned to the man who ordered the other one and we made eye contact and nodded to each other. game recognizes game
1 day ago
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i saw your man still using one training wheel on his bike and kind of leaning over to that side
2 days ago
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my mom says I’m not allowed to call her Big Dog anymore
11 months ago
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cant wait for my loathsome teen son to leave for college so we don’t have to tell him when the family dog dies
4 months ago
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Who on here can explain the different brain parts to me. And it’s kind of an emergency.
about 2 years ago
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i saw your man still using one training wheel on his bike and kind of leaning over to that side
2 days ago
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ive got bad news bro and its about that hovering orb you found in your shed. my dad says its not supposed to wail like that
over 1 year ago
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bro if every little thing she does is magic she’s probably a witch bro. i’d be careful
about 1 year ago
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I don’t know bro it kind of sounds like this is between you and the townspeople at this point
over 1 year ago
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she wont go out with you unless you got a lot more whimsy than that bro
7 months ago
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Bro, I’m telling you: there’s a Scissor Tailed Flycatcher out there with your name in its mouth
over 2 years ago
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hey hop in bro we’re goin to get vasectomies
11 months ago
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I guess the ethics committee is vehemently denouncing your proposed psychological experiment bro, so let me know if you still need me and my kids as subjects.
over 2 years ago
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Bro your flat felled seams are off the hook
over 2 years ago
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[consoling my homie] don’t worry man in the context of the whole universe you’re so insignificant that absolute nothing you ever do matters at all. you’re nothing bro
5 days ago
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budum
over 1 year ago
There’s all kinds of dogs, one of them is girthy and called bears
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Travis comma bitch
3 days ago
Telling my boss that the assignment doesn't align with my core values
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shoutout to the woman leaving the grocery store with a rotisserie chicken and nothing else
3 days ago
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Hey fellas, is it gay to exist in June?
about 2 years ago
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remember: gays only have to half rent this month, but gay landlords get double. if they’re both gay it’s the same as always
3 days ago
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hey girl are you a dot matrix printer Because you were loud as shit and I haven’t seen you in 30 years
about 1 year ago
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If she’s your girl then why is she leaving crop circles at my nana’s farm?
over 2 years ago
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if that’s your girl then why is she heading toward us after we red rover called her over?
over 1 year ago
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if that’s your girl why is she responding to my riffs and just leaving you with courtesy likes
over 1 year ago
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you think your nana would notice if we took a couple of her smokes?
about 2 years ago
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Obsessed with object permanence rn fr. I love objects. If youre still stuck at facial recognition I feel sorry for u tbh
almost 2 years ago
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Scrolling right past your post if I think I’ve already seen one with the same shape
about 1 month ago
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first date idea: a niche micro blogging website were you can trade posts for notifications
almost 2 years ago
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janklord
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starting a new crew if you and the fellas want to roll through later
over 1 year ago
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Thinking about committing mail theft with the fellas on Wednesday, if you’re free.
almost 2 years ago
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hey me and the fellas are gonna don khakis, golf shirts and big matching lanyards later and mill around the business district if you want to roll through
9 months ago
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Me and the fellas are making some of those round Barbapapa houses later if you want to cruise by
almost 2 years ago
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I’d be loving so many great bird posters’ stuff if they included alt text
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago
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tbh a lot of two hundred and fifty year olds that I’ve met are demented, suffer memory loss and have little control over their faculties
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the 1st f in FAFO stands for fuck around and find out
4 days ago
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the 1st f in FAFO stands for fuck around and find out
4 days ago
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oh god now it’s a lumberjack scene wtf
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me and my buddies would have steered the ship into the rocks when we heard that sweet siren song i can tell you that much
about 1 year ago
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you ever think how your weird freak neighbour may actually be one of the best motherfuckers posting on this site?
7 days ago
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every day is another chance for it to happen
5 days ago
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Legit question for rural Americans - How do proud boys escape the 50-60 activists while running down the railroad tracks within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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5 days ago
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[explaining everything to my daughter] ok and all the food delivery guys? they’re like the worker bees
5 days ago
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every day is another chance for it to happen
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[consoling my homie] don’t worry man in the context of the whole universe you’re so insignificant that absolute nothing you ever do matters at all. you’re nothing bro
5 days ago
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huge if true
add a skeleton here at some point
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