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office work should be seasonal so we can retreat to the country for half of each year
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one time when I was in university studying in the library there was a little hole in the drywall with an arrow that said “in here” and I looked in the hole and there was a folded up piece of paper that said “in here” and when I unfolded the paper a bunch of pubes fell out and it said “pubes”
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office work should be seasonal so we can retreat to the country for half of each year
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who up squinting into the foggy horizon as they beautiful siren song grows louder
9 months ago
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me and my buddies would have steered the ship into the rocks when we heard that sweet siren song i can tell you that much
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if I like your post it’s because I definitely understand it
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I can tell if your heart isn’t pure, if your spirit isn’t calm. Basically everyone here knows. We can all tell.
about 2 years ago
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me: nobody remembers your flops so basically just keep posting therapist: mmhm me: therapist: right. you said your mother had “the poster’s spirit” what did you mean by that
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Cassandra's ethnically ambiguous cousin
about 14 hours ago
The forbidden confetti
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wargen
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there should be a move in chess called Big Rock that takes three of your opponent’s pieces
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hey fellas we should do 2007 fashion again
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im so logged on right now
about 14 hours ago
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say “hi rogs 👋” below if you’ve seen rogs on here
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one time when I was in university studying in the library there was a little hole in the drywall with an arrow that said “in here” and I looked in the hole and there was a folded up piece of paper that said “in here” and when I unfolded the paper a bunch of pubes fell out and it said “pubes”
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[second date] yeah i low-key made you the beneficiary on eight life insurance policies
over 1 year ago
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first date idea: a niche micro blogging website were you can trade posts for notifications
over 1 year ago
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Blackhawk Down to clown
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shoutout to everyone still using alt text on their images. it’s good for accessibility, it’s good for muted words and search, and it’s even good to help me understand your esoteric references
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Blackhawk Down to clown
1 day ago
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nice flavour is it blasted?
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Evelyn
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Happy Moss Monday
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shoutout to everyone still using alt text on their images. it’s good for accessibility, it’s good for muted words and search, and it’s even good to help me understand your esoteric references
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got my huge dick from my mom’s side of the family
10 months ago
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Have you got any moss to share with the class for Moss Monday?
2 days ago
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hey are we supposed to pay taxes in canada too or is that just a trump thing
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haven’t said free Palestine and fuck ICE for a minute. Free Palestine and also fuck ICE
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Have you got any moss to share with the class for Moss Monday?
2 days ago
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How are you and your family celebrating Moss Monday today?
7 months ago
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haven’t said free Palestine and fuck ICE for a minute. Free Palestine and also fuck ICE
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please …i need to read like 8 bangers before i can put my phone down and prepare food for my family
about 2 months ago
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greenhorn footpad
8 months ago
let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.
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spiritually, it’s time to think differently about crime
3 days ago
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[youth pastor flipping chair backwards and sitting down]
add a skeleton here at some point
3 days ago
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Didn't have to blast out, but I did anyway That young punk had to pay, your honour
over 1 year ago
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We are the granddaughters of the Baja you could not Blast
almost 2 years ago
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Cosmos Lionheart
3 days ago
have you tried lubing up your cloaca?
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how many eggs are you guys laying each week? I’m only up to one or two but I think it should be higher by now
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if I owned a chatbot company I would need A LOT of money to get rich. billions or maybe even trillions
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if I owned a chatbot company I would need A LOT of money to get rich. billions or maybe even trillions
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i heard when they were in space the artemis ii astronauts were swapped out but the new ones look like 99% the same
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i heard when they were in space the artemis ii astronauts were swapped out but the new ones look like 99% the same
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don’t sleep on birkenstocks they’re like if slippers were for the street
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ooof lots of followers. i’ll try to shake them around this next corner
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if you think bluesky sucks because you can’t monetize your content you should try The Original Oreos L’original by Christie baked in/preparé au Canada 270g 160 calories per/par 34g (3 Oreos)
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fartemis II
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fartemis II
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[said wisely] historians of deal making will study this moment
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to prove it’s open trump should pay $2 million to sail through hormuz
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to prove it’s open trump should pay $2 million to sail through hormuz
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[said wisely] historians of deal making will study this moment
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