my idiot squire allowed my armour to tarnish but it’s too late im just going to have to joust looking like a fucking asshole

shout out to everyone who isn’t a pedophile

🫡

guess what? I’m looking at every one of you who doesn’t like or RT this as a suspect 👀

shout out to everyone who isn’t a pedophile

…and they were 𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔

…and they were 𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔

life’s too short for these petty beefs we need to refocus division where it matters: bidet boys vs dry wipers

ₜₕₐₜ’ₛ ₐ ₗₒₜ ₒ𝒻 ᵦₑₐₙₛ ᵧₒᵤ ₙₐₛₜᵧ ᵦᵢₜ𝒸ₕ

That’s not a significant source of fibre, Charlie Brown

if someone is in a suit or they're on tv saying some shit just don't believe them okay

🚨 Moss Monday 🚨 If you’ve got moss, post moss.

happy Moss Monday, bitches

Today is the only day you can repost this

Moss Monday is here to bring you just a little bit of comfort

You just tucked in the wrong guy

Moss Monday coming in hot!!

Where all my Moss Monday heads at?

Moss Monday is here to bring you just a little bit of comfort

cool if i just wiggle around for a while?

billionaires? in this economy?!

Me: I’d like to swing back to the strawberry stinkrats Couples counselor: can you unpack that a bit more? My wife: UGH. They’re normal rats that smell like strawberries. Ask him if they exist in nature or only within the confines of his emotionally withholding mind

taking a long drink of strawberry milk and whipping the glass into the fireplace

billionaires? in this economy?!

I don’t understand why US citizens are arguing with each other, when they could be hunting billionaires

if he has a trillion dollars and so many people are hungry…shouldn’t we just take it?

if he has a trillion dollars and so many people are hungry…shouldn’t we just take it?

yes, I see several of my mutuals are following this account. I guess probably just fix your hearts or die.

being on the internet should be illegal

as a kid i spoiled my appetite before dinner ONCE and then it was all my mom ever talked about

they’re going to haul me before the tribunal tomorrow

if i were openai i would simply get billions from the chip manufacturers and data centres so I could make massive investments in chips and data centres

they’re going to haul me before the tribunal tomorrow

is there a way we could have mamdani beat cuomo a third time in this election?

and i just know [chokes back tears] that dick Cheney is in heaven now committing war crimes and shooting his friends in the face with a shotgun

if new york hires the socialist to be its mayor i think the real winner is lots of big smiles

is there a way we could have mamdani beat cuomo a third time in this election?

moon’s being super slutty tonight you should go and whore it up with her

if new york hires the socialist to be its mayor i think the real winner is lots of big smiles

and i just know [chokes back tears] that dick Cheney is in heaven now committing war crimes and shooting his friends in the face with a shotgun

i’m down by the shed just covered in bees

if you’re a fascist and/or sex pest in line to endorse cuomo stay in line

don’t forget to go to NYC and cast a ballot tomorrow

get in loser, we’re heading to the loser convention and you’re the keynote speaker you fucking loser

looks like the geese are all flying south what do they know?!

Moss Monday is already upon us. If you have any moss, now would be the appropriate time to post it.

May Moss Monday bring you calm amid the terror

May Moss Monday bring you calm amid the terror

Asking my boss if he’s seen any new webinars drop