welcome back to Moss Monday my friends. please enjoy responsibly

welcome back to Moss Monday my friends. please enjoy responsibly

its all about engagement

its all about engagement

don’t forget to pay rent today 🫶

uphraded to apple ai and it’s still just siri googling wikipedia anyone else getting this??

Tony Hawk pro skater 2 is short for Anthony Hawk Professional Skateboarder the Second

What’s up?

shout out to everyone who isn’t a pedophile

can someone tell the Kool-Aid Man that it’s not “oh yeah” right now, it’s actually extremely “oh no” atm

if anything ever happens I have to Immediately check my bingo card so I can declare whether or not I had that thing on my bingo card

if anything ever happens I have to Immediately check my bingo card so I can declare whether or not I had that thing on my bingo card

around here this is a little something we call Moss Monday

what people love about Moss Monday is that they can picture themselves there in the moss slowly returning to the earth as the moss consumes them

my landlord is pounding on the wall and shouting but it won’t stop me. i’ll post Moss Monday and ultimately there’s nothing he can do about it

I just found out about Moss Monday and it feels like a sign that it's time to suspend my posting hiatus. How does a lonely bryophyte develop a sporophyte? It mossturbates!

dipping into the archives for Moss Monday. if you’ve got any moss, now would be a great time to post it 💚

yo bovino! ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵒᵛᶦⁿᵒ

House always wins

ICE has killed 9 people so far in the first 25 days of 2026. Alex Pretti Renee Good Keith Porter Heber Sanchaz Domínguez Victor Manuel Diaz Parady La Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres Geraldo Lunas Campos They all deserve remembrance and justice.

This was like every third post on Bluesky in 2023

today i was 1,000th like on a post. I clicked it and watched it go for 999 to 1K and I felt so alive

david guetta’s silence on minneapolis is deafening.

im not spending my sunday doomscrolling its just regular scrolling but it all happens to be horrors

tbh there probably are time travellers but they all go visit a different time. The word is out the current era is cursed

cant wait for my loathsome teen son to leave for college so we don’t have to tell him when the family dog dies

cant wait for my loathsome teen son to leave for college so we don’t have to tell him when the family dog dies

if you post x screenshots everyone will know that you’re still maintaining your relationship with elon’s cursed website kinda embarrassing tbh

I was worried that Techno Viking had been completely forgotten

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on this website has figured out we are aware of a situation where bus passengers have been abducted by a new driver

good news and bad news — let’s do bad first: it’s monday. the good news is it’s Moss Monday

good news and bad news — let’s do bad first: it’s monday. the good news is it’s Moss Monday

they’re checking me for lice tomorrow

Billionaires just don't go for rides in imploding submersibles like they used to

this website needs to make mute functions more and more powerful until I’m no longer ever aware of the existence of stancil

don’t sleep on kelp — very important!!

me and the fellas be heistin’ later if you want to roll through

i dont know who needs to hear this but if you’re driving in a roundabout and you dont know what the fuck you’re doing you can just keep going around until you figure it out it’sfine

i dont know who needs to hear this but if you’re driving in a roundabout and you dont know what the fuck you’re doing you can just keep going around until you figure it out it’sfine

tell them i was gentle to bugs if you tell them anything at all

never really went for dilbret myself

ever since I was a little kid I wanted to be the mayor of the greatest city on earth so immediately after leaving the job I could do a meme coin rug pull

SCAM WARNING: this one almost got me, be careful! apparently most businesses and news outlets are owned by something called a "ruling class" and they're using our money to consolidate power

ever since I was a little kid I wanted to be the mayor of the greatest city on earth so immediately after leaving the job I could do a meme coin rug pull

what ever happened to kanye did he land on his feet after all that hitler/nazi stuff?

Mossy Monday. A thick coating of moss makes walking in the woods a magical experience. #Photography #WestCoastPhotography #Moss

#MossMonday I think we need to add #MOSS Monday into the Art Challenges Mix. Here are some very heavily moss covered branches from the #Forest. #PNW #WhippleCreek #RidgefieldWA #Photography

Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore

a cool idea if ur a government would be to recruit a whole much of pathetic losers and put them in special suits with matching labels then pay them to do stuff in public that makes the entire country pissed off at them

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