Our president is a ginormous asshole. This is how simple it is to be normal. Happy Mother’s Dsy to all moms. We appreciate everything you do! Have a great day. The president.

Serious people who sold out to Trump will never be taken serious again. Politicians, pastors, doctors, CEOS, celebrities, etal. Each of them had everything they ever needed but wanted more. They chose Trump and they lost instead.

It could have been worse. He could have ordered the reflecting pool to be gilded.

I’ve seen healthier looking people on The Walking Dead.

If I follow you, you really don’t have to do anything.

I gotta go to a wedding. They gave me a choice. Suit or tux. Decisions are usually harder than this one.

This wins the internet today😀

BREAKING

Is the ballroom comet proof?

Donald wants you to know. Water is wet. Everyone is saying it.

Reagan bankrupted the USSR, winning the Cold War. Trump bankrupted America to defeat those who believed pedophiles should be in jail.

Iran now knows what every teen in America knows when their parents issue empty threats.

Republicans could have stopped all this nonsense yesterday. That’s the power of a majority. None of it had to happen, replicants allowed it to. Never forget. What they have done is worse than 9/11 and J6.

The water in the reflecting pool is still clear. The blue is fake.

Trump has no future. He won’t be alive at 200 years old. He is a decrepit out of shape, unhealthy senior citizen who should be feeding pigeons.

The problem with personal loyalty for Trump is that it supersedes your loyalty to America. This guy is a temporary thing, all presidents are temporary, they are transients. They are renters. You are giving up your future for a guy that has none!

There are some 2008 vibes happening. Lucky me, I get to do it twice.

A benefit of using your credit card card instead a cash is all the points and miles you get. Whooo! Economics!

Instead of diverting our attention from Epstein, the war, gas prices and everything else he has fucked up with ufos he could just resign. He would get lots of positive attention then for sure.

Who hasn’t had to take a lie detector test for talking shit about the boss?

Doesn't matter if the performance itself is staged. The fact is, talented musicians coming together and giving a performance in a public space means the masses get to witness this for free and that's beautiful. TT: Raphaël Froissart IG: Michel Tirabosco ~ Pan flute

Just one executive order will undo every one of trumps executive orders.

How’s that 400 million dollar jet working out for ya? Happy with the return on that investment?

Trump is awful, he is also a hypocrite. All people hate hypocrites. You cannot trust them, you cannot make a deal with them. You know this, I don’t fucking care if you have a back tattoo of Trump. Even you hate hypocrites.

It’s ok gas is high, Trump is President. Fucking hypocrites!!

So so apparently AI will replace all of us. Billionaires become trillionaires and the rest of us won’t even be able to read. Thats the future of capitalism.

Kennedy sure has taken the Camelot and turned it into a rusty trailer.

Sure each and everyone of us has bad moments where we aren’t close to our best. But Trump has yet to have one decent second.

Woke 2026 Proudly supporting pedos and rapists. So wtf are you talking about?

A very special, super kind of day is coming. Hang in there!

MAGA I know it’s difficult for you. But your eternal soul or the next 2.5 years of Trump seems like what they call a no brainer! Go with the pope. Seriously.

Someone asked a bunch of kids what the first thing was that cane to mind when they thought about Trump. Their answers are priceless. Check out the video.

No one dies because there is universal healthcare. No one dies because there are fewer guns. No one dies because children are fed at school. No one dies because Trans people are allowed to live their lives and find happiness. But people do die when those things are denied.

America was not built to be run by billionaires. 400 million dollar jets. Billion dollar ballrooms. Back room private deals. Cutting of needed programs. Selling merch. Selling memberships to private clubs. All of it is disgusting and harmful to this nation. The poor subsidize the rich. WTF?

We really are counting on the red states to let their dreams of a white Christian nation go for good. For them to realize no matter your color, faith or sexual orientation we all rely on one another, not the politicians they keep voting for to have the life we all want. Come on already. Try it.

To hold Trump accountable fist the people must take responsibility for their mistake. So good luck with that.

Susan it’s not your benign tremor that bothers people it’s your toxic ability to legitimize Trump.

Hate is pointless, it destroys you, not the one you despise. And as much as I hate him, I hate that I waste my time with him even more. I hate that the cost of that emotion is so high, and I hate that I can’t stop hating him.

All 3 branches of our government are a disgrace. In the real world they would be out of business and in jail.

Sometimes we need to shake off the anesthesia of normalization and pause for a second to absorb behavior that is so unthinkably wrong that it almost disappears into the daily Trump fog.

Greed, stupidity and arrogance is the enemy. But it’s just attractive that the people can’t help themselves. It’s an addiction to a drug they want but have never had.

Millions of Americans are poor and dumb simply because they vote Republican. Republicans know this and have sold them on the idea that they, with no special skills, or education can become rich. You cannot. Even when you win the lottery, you generally lose it all. Why? Because you are dumb.

Trump is Trump there is nothing I or you can do. He is rich and Americans admire wealth more than god.more than fairness, more than their kids. This greed trait has allowed Trump to literally bankrupt, investors, farmers, manufacturers, airlines, hospitals and all of them still love Trump.

My friends will get hurt if the Epstein files come out is just about the dumbest excuse there is. If you have friends that will get hurt by Epstein? Get new fucking friends.

I have a hammer toe. Hammer not camel.

Listen up motherfuckers, don’t ask me to change seats on a plane. In fact don’t even talk to me, people suck and that includes you.

If you place a pad over trumps mouth would that be a trumpon?