Thanks to these medical geniuses, somehow every American, on average, will be losing 396 pounds, for some reason "before midterms".

What in the hyena is wrong with his hair? (This is when he was exposing everybody who is on Ozempic)

Roberts blamed, then fired, his speech writer. So, maybe it's true these people really don't know anything at all and just read from a script. Why would he have read a speech cold, after all? Wouldn't a read-over have alerted him that he was going to be espousing support for a far-right Nazi?

California will have over 11.5 million ballots counted by the time they are done. This is more votes than in any race of their 2022 midterms. electionresults.sos.ca.gov/unprocessed-...

Monkeys at their circus.

Someone please calculate all the money that was spent on this ridiculous TV drama. Then, add it to all the other money they are wasting on all the other ridiculous drama.

The same people freaking out about Mamdani have no issues with the President who is actually destroying our entire democratic republic minute-by-minute.

Hope MTG has plenty of security. She's become a liability to the regime.

Probably deep in prayer about Two Corinthians.

It would take him 27,397 years to spend it at $100,000 a day. What's he got... 25 years left?

I was afraid he would get a bad wrap.

If Elon gave an equal piece of his little raise to everyone in the US, we'd each receive about $2,932.00. That would probably help everybody get through to the end of the year eating and being warm. I won't be holding my breath waiting next to the mailbox.

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If you thought it was difficult to imagine a billion dollars....

Low IQ president.

It's pretty clear the POTUS isn't running the country.

Sadly, what with being fired and all the legal fees, they made a po boy out of him.

They gave him a flippin' trillion dollar pay package. If you thought his X-army was powerful all around the world, wait'll he gets that robot army built.

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Meanwhile...

Probably.

Quick! Ask him if he knows this guy or remembers pardoning him! ❌ ❌

Does he even know there's such a thing as calling 911? Even if it isn't White House protocol, does he know? Did he make a knee-jerk move to help? 'Cause it seems he's having a petit mal seizure or lost in a daydream abt his upcoming Big Mac. No one else is just standing around lollygaggin'.

It's all they are all trying to do, why our country is being demolished. All of this so they can stay out of prison.

All this energy, all this expense, all these lies, all this cruelty to others by starving them... just to protect whoever is in those wicked Epstein Files.

This is fantastic. We need to all practice our shame speech for when the time comes to use it. Because it's coming.

I'm sure he'll tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, like he always does. 🙄

No greater patriot than $melania. Just depends which country you are discussing.

The case just didn't pass mustard. Thank heavens it didn't drag on for another gyro.

"But what about Me?"

Clearly not okay. I guess it was the bonespurs keeping him from taking action.

Literally and emotionally a tiny little man.

These people really are sick. #VasectomiesNowPlz

And yet Elon is set to be awarded a trillion dollars in Tesla stock despite his harmful effects on the world and our children. Spoiled, slightly intelligent brats living on trust funds of their own creation on the backs of the many rarely turns out well.

The 9th Commandment of their instruction manual sure gets overlooked by every member of this party, especially those at the tippy top who are driving the project's machine. Giant Ol' Perjurers and Pedophiles. GOPP That fixed it.

Those pesky little facts. Those are for the shredder. Didn't you read the instruction manual?

So as my energy costs rise (**cough, cough DATA CENTERS cough cough**) while I'm simultaneously substantially reducing household usage, it's just an illusion of numbers. Got it.

He's screaming again. Pay no attention to the rising prices in your life that haven't gone down in years and move on, people. --- Big Fat Brother

Normal?

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Welp, NYC has already gone to hell in a hemp basket in the Marxist takeover by Damaninami. How will they ever survive this?

I present to you Otto Penn.

Important thread. These monsters want everything good destroyed.

If they ever come out, on my honour, I will try not to say I told you so. I will likely fail.

He does not need MAGA anymore. This makes him much more dangerous.

One minute you'll just dig. #Colbert

This from the party of tiny, wittle, baby government.

It is amazing how old-fashioned words, like "groceries" and "affordability" can be so useful.

Hey, y'all! Everything is more affordable now, since Mamdani became Mayor! Thanksgiving (still three freaking weeks away) is gonna (probably maybe) be soooo cheap! Woooooooo!

Big Brother, in another Snooze-A-Thon.