Muslims offering Namaz anywhere they jolly well need to is not going to spoil your quality of life any more than pandals blaring bhajans, and more often than not film songs, for every Hindu festival. Considerably less so, in fact Get a grip, people.

Me IRL

The juicier AABA rhymes are called lemonricks.

one does not simply segway into Mordor

timotea chamomile

In anticipation of LPG shortage despite what the government says, I'm learnimg microwave recipes.

me: you go first dolphin: oh man you are so fucked

I'm hopefully back after an exam induced break.

fuck off

Drop something yellow 💛 I clicked this in 2022 for whatever reason.

Recalibrate as needed for savarnas.

Pushing in a pull door world

war *and* peace? in this economy??

One more life lived this evening. Son got into a very freak accident at school while playing and has a gash on his thigh.

Do you think that before we had houses, they called them cave flies?

You are absolutely right! I made assumptions about this war – if you say yes it must be a yes. - 🚀 We have emojis - ✅ User is always right

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

Yesterday was one more lifetime. Running around the hospital with a person battling for their life does that.

I think I've lived a 100 lifetimes in this one.

It’s a beautiful day for anxiety

Sanju was the clutch, gear, and accelerator of this match. 🏏🇮🇳

Just because you have an address doesn't make it your home.

Fuck everyone who supports wars. I don't care about which country's citizen you are. Fuck you.

Still true

There will still be some dickhead with all his GD rights saying women have it better… 😒

“women are too emotional to be president,” he said as he blew up schoolgirls in a third world country because everyone knew he was a pedophile

the greeks during the trojan war: i hope this horse finds you well

🕊💔

So you’re saying the guy who created a website that fabricates entire college courses’ worth of assignment submissions didn’t…. do his own work properly to name it??

When I die, cremate my body and use the heat to generate electricity that powers an AI data center so that I contribute towards shareholder profits one last time.

the fact that the members are in their 40's and 50's now makes me suspect that Backstreet's back is probably not, in fact, alright

My stomach hurts thinking about work. Is this burnout?

things started going down hill after the great ‘what color is that dress’ schism of 2015

I don't even..

referring to death as "killing the vibe"

I found a remedy to not feeling sleepy after lunch. Taking a nap after breakfast.

I say things to myself in only a quiet hum. It's a soliloquy in solely low key.

you know how some fabrics feel gross against your skin, and the textures of some foods are just absolute ick? yeah so AI feels like i'm being smothered in those fabrics and drowning in those foods.

a list of irritating oxymorons 1. work family that is all

Maggi noodles, or as we call it in India, just “Maggi”

Age verification? We still call them Madras, Bombay, Calcutta etc.

Ever went to sleep in "winter" and woken up in summer without traveling or being in a desert? Chennai did that to me.

not wearing glasses anymore, I have seen enough

Fitbit counted my anticipation of your reply as a workout.

not sure why mama called the doctor. don’t need med school to figure out no more monkeys jumping on the bed

Hahaha! This is as funny a whataboutery as saying: LLMs training on stolen works is similar to humans training on the works of masters in academics. Small difference: that's learning from masters not outright theft. In this take: are you seriously comparing the sustenance of humans & AI machines?

cool may come and go but cringe is forever

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“Still punk af” I whisper as I complete the border of a 1,000 piece puzzle