Is it an India specific feature of Bluesky where it's One Nation, One Notification?

I sometimes like the post before reading it fully.

On a conference call for the last 8 hours.

A rare joke that works in English, French, and Malayalam! @mujib.bsky.social

I'm playing podcast episodes to spam callers today.

I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises

*said life.

For this game, everyone gets one full deck of cards. It's a big deal.

it’s nice to mute you too

A three word love story: I've got biryani.

All we needed were fighters who could fight tooth and nail; all we got were reactionaries, ready to debate every non-issue.

I refuse to send a copy of my certificates through a telephone line and now I'm being accused of fax evasion.

Me: I'm ready to conquer the world today! Production outage at work: Not on my watch.

I got this grip strength by holding grudges.

let’s roll play i’ll be a croissant

comic sans is the ketchup of fonts

I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it

Kicking plastic out of cookware is one of the easiest changes that Indian cookery can do. Iron tawa, steel kadhai, boom! You're done.

I saw a few dribbling babies in the coffee shop today and I called them the 'salivation army' lol and that's another business I'm banned from in my town.

hey are you made of stardust bc my eyes sparkle when I look at you

wanna converse about everything later *slips on Chuck Taylors

I gave a compliment, please respond.

I like my friends like I like my software. Zero trust.

I don’t know why people take offence when we ask them, “Are you a tad bit drunk?” Do they prefer that we assume they are stupid?

Fine. Give us the Epstein files in Times New Roman, then.

Cocaine so white, it listens to podcasts about optimizing your time in the bathroom for maximum productivity.

"I'm a man of culture", I say to myself for letting mold grow on the damp spot in the kitchen.

My superpower is making everything harder than it has to be

Glad I learned how to conserve water in elementary school so AI can suggest glue as a pizza topping

Plethora would be a beautiful name for quite a lot of things actually

Body: I need water. And food. Me: Coffee it is.

Fuck it lets use wingdings so every official statement issued looks like a zodiac letter

An extra apology is called accessorry.

Pardon me while I slip into something a little more comfortable (denial)

It left a hole in my heart when I got my atrioventricular septum pierced.

if you wanna learn about lizards you should start from the gecko

Turn it up. This might get AI out the paint.

A three word love story: Gollum, gollum, gollum.

So you're looking to hire a reptile

A three word love story: I made coffee.

a deep river of sorrow flows through us all

Silent Night, except for the fan on medium

Post a yarn selfie if you are so entwined.

Professional fishermen get really angry if you call them master baiters...

Not now, burnout. I’m busy.

Some of you could do with a hobby that isn't just complaining on social media

Who called it Viking Metal when Ragnarock was right there?

That guy is aware of everyone's shady activities that's why he's super confident about everything and playing the victim. Not really surprising considering malayali audience never questioned him remarrying an actress who was a child star when she played the female lead in his movie. All creeps