Nighttime anxiety has the confidence of a man explaining crypto

What's an ethical LLM? Is it like a good Nazi?

"Why do you always bring the caste angle when you talk about Indians ?" "Why does it always explain whatever bullshit they are pulling?" "True, true"

I'm "my nieces and nephews are getting married" years old.

stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.

72 hours later, it's still raining.

Coffee so good, I have a desire to get drenched in the rain.

it's actually healthy to spend 7-8 hours a day going fucking insane

Ahh, cheese. Is there anything it can't do?

I hate people who interrupt with pointless questions during a lecture. #studentwoes

My band's singer, Gautham, interviewed 4 women from the indian metal scene on his podcast. youtu.be/ln7qWjIS1ss?...

Company: this is our best selling product and the people love it Also company: let’s discontinue it

My mother-in-law said this morning that it won't rain for the next couple of weeks at least. A few hours later...

Sanghi coworker was heard ranting about how the protests in Nepal and Bangladesh were US sponsored in an attempt to get Indians to do the same to destabilize the country.

This is life-giving.

I let the coffee go cold typing this. Please respond.

The beating shall continue until the fluffiness improves. - me to the eggs.

Too tired to relax.

Back in 2016, I didn't know I was entering a phase of my life where "me" got replaced with "everyone else around me". The last 3-4 years have been an effort at getting some of my old energy back, but as I near the 40s, I realise it's increasingly hard if not impossible.

i nominate the city of minneapolis for the next nobel peace prize

honestly these days I feel like when someone calls me instead of responding to my email it’s just fucking rude i’m not gonna stop what I’m working on to deal with you right this very second you can wait your turn

You know how hostile it is when you can't even post what's on your mind about the regimes of the world without pausing to think how it'll be used to torture you.

General strike frigging NOW.

How monstrous do you have to be to be able to do this?

The best part of being quadruple booked with meetings is that you can tell each party that you're busy with three other meetings and skip them all.

My old prof was a ten, but used to prononuce "against" as agonist.

Tupperware is great for when you want to throw your food out on a different day . . .

Might work myself to exhaustion as a treat.

I don’t drive recklessly… 😎 I drive wrecklessly

All I want for Christmas is the patience to wait for the end of the year.

Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals" Aliens With Big Naturals

If werewolves don’t call their club we’rewolves then they deserve to be cursed.

My new prof's a ten, but pronounces paradigm as paradeegum.

Babies, when you show them their favourite toy from not two days ago: I’m too old for this shit.

CAPTCHA: Click All Possible Traffic Cones, Human (Allegedly)

Air Force One was doing the Hokey Pokey.

tech bros should work on something actually useful like a moisturizer that lasts a week instead of 30 minutes

Is there a website that only displays "IS HE STILL ALIVE? YES/NO"?

live your life in such a way that news that you’re still alive isn’t met with a resounding disappointed groan

Culdezac, the French author, was known for his gritty tales of suburban dad life. His novel, "The Lawnmower of the Valley" is a must read.

Thinks are going great in AI world.

"I actually can't do anything properly. I can't do most of what most people do, and the little I can do either is not significant, or I can't do it properly." You and me both, Simon Blef. You and me both.

Some people give me words to describe me

I'm "I just want this done with" years old.

Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.

I want people to love me and also to stay the fuck away

Adulting is when you decide to buy an extra laundry bin to put clean clothes in instead of putting them away.

Employment is just a social experiment to see how much nonsense a person can absorb politely.

medieval Tom Morello be like, "fie on thee, I shan't do what thou willst me!"

Back in the day, I at least got included during the planning phases of fun stuff.