Pumpkin Spice was the sixth member of the Spice Girls many do not know this

Disliking "AI" and or LLMs isn't ableist. That notion is horseshit and it's creepy to see people trying to weaponize my marginalization for their internet arguments. Making slop pictures with them isn't creating art. It isn't. Go learn a skill and make some actual art.

When I'm in the office, I feel very old. When I'm outside, not so much. Ageism at work, especially in software shops is quite real.

The said pair!

Not exactly jumping ship yet, but want a way out if I must. [email protected] on Mastodon.

Why would I use chatGPT when I can just add “reddit” at the end of my question and get a post from like 2008 that specifically answers my question

I didn't disable replies to this post. Please respond.

I found a trick to shut the CEOs up. Just don't allow them to use the word aAI when they talk. But then, when have those morons ever followed rules?

one shitpost to rule them all and in the shartness bind them

A website for throwing shade at random people near you called Tinter.

is british trader joe’s tradeur joues

White people hate being called racist more than they hate racism

Mac & cheese doesn’t cure depression but it sure slows it down with carbs

Starting a sliced meats store with artsy decor called Salvador Deli.

Can I come over and watch you look at your phone?

I’ve never let an onion ring go to voicemail.

I started a Mastodon account. Please respond.

Not exactly jumping ship yet, but want a way out if I must. [email protected] on Mastodon.

Someone at my workplace told me that I've put on weight. Where's HR when you need them?

Don't worry, you'll find the lost scissors when you'll be searching for your glasses

skeets

I like to tell people I’m a comedian so they’ll know my posts aren’t funny

It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.

I yelled "Did you have an argument at home?" at a motorcyclist who tried to get me into a fight for no reason this morning.

they’re banning all the funny people on bluesky; don’t worry, you should be safe at least 🥹

Bluesky gave me what years of working out couldn't.

Few people* make me go "Yep, that's my role model." * < 1

It’s a “climate health issue” when we want not to suffocate to death, but Glorious Progress when we make bullshit machines & shut down clean energy and Drill Baby Drill. 💩

This is what Gen-X sounds like sometimes: “In my day, a ride in a pickup truck wasn’t complete until someone had a concussion”

Learning that the CEO of this website reads books from the middle to skip the "boring" parts really clarified the whole project for me tbh.

Learn to manage stress.

Mastodon is amazing if you don't know the meaning of amazing.

Let’s talk about the mastodon in the room.

I'm a researcher. I'm looking again for the keys I found yesterday after 4 hours of scanning my room.

real lesson in bag fumbling! bluesky only hit any kind of mainstream success because they happened to benefit from musk's shitty behavior and there was already an early adopter base of ex-twitter people on here encouraging their friends to come over. most startups never get that lucky!

clothing: hand wash only me tossing it into the washing machine: may the odds be ever in your favor

1st base: kissing 2nd base: petting base 10: math stuff

free @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social

genies think they can just park anywhere they goddamn want to

The problem isn't blocking, the problem is that Jesse Signal organizes offsite brigades against people on bluesky and that bluesky endorses this action by their inaction.

So bsky just gonna erase accounts who speak up. yawl gon make me curse on main aint ya

Asking people to enforce the TOS and not change it to spare a user that made a point of building harassment campaigns outside of bsky isn't harassment - it's asking to treat users equally

the haters said i couldn’t build a decentralized social network. they said a hierarchy would emerge. honestly, great call by the haters.

A coffee so good, its used grounds went to the pot of my favorite chilli plant.

The difference between a yard and a foot is that if you have a backyard, you are winning and if you are on the back foot, you're losing.

I have a new pair of sneakers, but I'm sure tomorrow will be a dreadful day at work, so I don't know if I want to wear them.

I remember a time when the biggest drama on Bluesky was a lack of verification systems.

Cats are awesome - 3 months ago There are two wolves inside me - 2 months ago Who called it x and not y? - 1 month ago The inventor of the algorithmic homepage has died - now A secret 3rd thing? - 2 weeks ago Death to fascism! - 1 minute ago

Just a reminder that this is a children’s Bible

Algae from back in the day is nostalgae please don’t hate me