Versatile Rittenhouse also TAKES a shot

You can't spell Bari Weiss without bias

Here's a non-political, non-rage-baity thing to start the new year off with. I had to start wearing glasses a few years ago, and that novelty's worn off REAL quick. Now I'm thinking about contact lenses. I'm in my 50's. I've never voluntarily poked my eyes. How steep is the contacts learning curve?

Behold the New Year Queen. Heavy lies the crown.

2026 I'm gonna get SO FIT once I learn how many calories one burns by looking out windows and sighing

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Still alive: The Bad Kennedys

The 1980s, when you could go platinum by listing various cities: All Over the World (ELO) 80 Africa (TOTO) 1982 Heart of Rock n Roll (Huey Lewis) 83 One Night in Bangkok (Murray Head) 84 Face the Face (Townshend) 85 Dancin' in the Street (Bowie/Jagger) 85 We Didn't Start the Fire (Billy Joel) 89

Holidays where you're alone for a few days, doing nothing and being unseen by anyone are great for working on the perfect patina

I enjoy Kanopy, the ad-less, free movie/TV streaming service you can get by having a library card! But be warned, you'll think "Wow, there's so many movies with big stars and directors I love on this platform, why didn't I see ads for these films when they came out?" AND THEN YOU'LL FIND OUT WHY

NOT TODAY, SANTA

LA should celebrate this perfect Xmas weather. We got rain, dear.

Bari Weiss is the Ayn Rand of this generation. Just unaware, uncaring, selfish and vile.

Haven't watched the finale yet, but this is my Pluribus theory

Bringing back Limewire to illegally rip copies of reporting suppressed by the government is definitely some cyberpunk shit

At the doctor's office should I be scared

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

The love of my life died 20 years ago and it never even occured to me to don sequinned pants amidst a sea of pyrotechnics but I guess I missed that stage of grief in the pamphlets

Nice to see this pop culture icon making a comeback into the spotlight

Trump renaming Trump Tower to Trump Trump Tower

The upside of this is that people who went to Harvard will maybe wait three or four minutes into a conversation to let you know they went to Harvard

It'll be the wedding of the century! Goddamn spellcheck I meant cuntcery

The only silver lining is that people like Trump, Putin, Hitler, etc are deeply paranoid and have made sure no one in their orbit can replace them. It's a vacuum. When he goes, layers and layers of vile people will crumble and implode with him. His family is a joke. Vance and Johnson are jokes.

Cognitive tests 5 through 19 scheduled for tomorrow?

Still unable to process this. Fucking awful.

The opposite of smizing

Yeah, no. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/13/u...

Guys, I'm inundated with holiday stuff so if you're gonna show me the Epstein photos could you just put them in the form of one of those cheesy Vistaprint holiday calendars

Just passed a bar and these guys are just hanging out, presumably waiting for their drinks, and they don't have a problem and they can quit whenever they want to

call this series "I have cheese"

Thanks @ryandstout.bsky.social for this new #AccidentalPicard, We're All Going To Die (Unless I Hack the Kobayashi Maru Scenario)

Jimmy Fallon tousling AI's hair

Almost lost in this Mos Eisley cantina scene is this sculpture of hands holding the world looking like someone in utter despair

OOPS SORRY Brad Pitt I'm super late responding to your question in Se7en, been SOOOOO busy with stuff

White being the color of the year is a little too on the nose politically

Kash Patel at the podium this morning

Went to an In-N-Out drive-thru where the pickup window was on the passenger side, giving my dog the thrill of her life

Blue and black or white and gold

BRAZIL is a Christmas movie

Saw a post saying "It's Giving Tuesday!" and thought it meant it in the way kids say, translated as "it has the vibes of a Tuesday" which was odd because it IS Tuesday and then I realized it meant it as part the Black Friday/Cyber Monday/Giving Tuesday trifecta. Anyway I'm giving stupid

Tim Robinson as Columbo, doing the "Just one more thing" but then asking a ridiculous question that has nothing to do with the murder

Can I call it seasonal depression if it remains throughout all seasons

Happy T-giving to those who celebrate

Happy Thanksgiving sure, ok, but mostly happy exact 25th anniversary today of the Gorillaz first album release.

Will I get re$iduals for this? Probably not! But happy MST3K Turkey Day Marathon!

Got both a flu AND covid vaccine tonight, will this kick my ass and get me out of doing anything on Thanksgiving? Let's find out!

2018 I think. I was tickled pink to meet the man. RIP, Udo.

RIP Udo Kier. What a career!

Sweethearts, don't clutch your pearls, you KNEW he was into raw sewage.