My takeaway is that he PROMISED to take a bullet and I'm still waiting. YOU PROMISED, DUDE!

Weird that 5-second video dinosaur Vine is coming back, now with 6-second videos, especially if Vine was -- I think -- a pun on "V" being 5 in roman numerals. They should call it VI-ne.

Aw man

Jennifer Lawrence movie posters for neck fetishists

That's great but I demand to know what happened to the other 2,999 Andres

A great doctor for anyone who's tired of being a centaur.

Natalia Dyer is one of Timothee Chalamet's most convincing roles

Haven't done these posts for a while but Tuesday's election results put a little pep in my step. So: New #AccidentalPicard, New PiCARd Smell edition!

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

That's just silly, it's gonna get covered up when they spraypaint the entire place gold and rename it the Gold House. Work smarter, not harder, guys!!

oh my god they actually did it lmao

So glad that Dick Cheney didn't live to see these election results!

Fun to watch a bunch of white middle aged GOP men lose to people of color and women. It almost makes me dare to hope. ALMOST!

Psst! New Louvre p/w is "Metropolitan Museum of Art"

The REAL Louvre gem is that the p/w was "Louvre"

Daylight savings ends tonight! An extra hour to curl into a fetal position and cry about the state of the world!

The heartwarming friendship between a dog and a 12-ft skeleton

It's Halloween today and I'm in the process of getting a dental implant, so right now I have a metal spike in lieu of a back molar, too far back for anyone to see. Does this qualify me to go as Richard Kiel from Moonraker?

I hate gay halloween. What do you mean that you and your friends are all going as different hat blossoms from Blossom

I'm sorry but all I can see here is Jeffrey Tambor

Gonna pronounce the word "biopic" like "myopic" to see how long it takes to get disinvited from all parties

Well as long as you're being benevolent about it

A guitar works like a lamp or a vacuum, right?

Trump keeps wanting more money for his ballroom, though clearly, he's gonna pocket 98% of it. And the fact that he JUST pardoned Changpeng Zhao is no coincidence. He's gonna get soooooo much money from this guy. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I get it. I too, have been abandoned for not being hot enough

The talented, beautiful Kristin Scott Thomas on a couch made entirely of abs

The thing about the ballroom is that however much he says it'll cost (already gone from estimated $250b to 300) it will actually cost a fraction of that, cheaply built with inferior materials. He pockets the rest. The private donors are well aware of that, but they're getting something more valuable

I AM OBSESSED m.youtube.com/watch?v=SyVI...

While everyone's on high alert watching The Louvre, no one's paying attention to The Arc de Triomphe so let's steal it NOW

Where's Arthur Dent when you need him

Hey guys it's FINALLY infrastructure week!

Enjoying Tim Robinson's The Chair Company and that Dan Flashes-esque overpatterened shirts are in the same universe as I Think You Should Leave

Did she just rip the tails off of two grey squirrels and staple them on her head before this interview? what is going on with that wig?

My 83 year old ma at the #nokings protest in LA

Not wearing my glasses and thought this said royal titties and I guess that's true too

Hegseth may not have to suffer another Dry January after all www.rawstory.com/pete-hegseth...

Has Dunkin Donuts made a statement about Ace Frehley's passing

Vibezzz

Groceries are up

RIP @drewstruzanart.bsky.social, the biggest influence on me as a kid. I wanted to illustrate movie posters because of him. I never did. I'd like to say it's cuz posters shifted to showing photos of the stars, but really, I'd never reach this level. Some DS work: filmartgallery.com/collections/...

things bullets say

New DNA results in

A great night of videos, insight and behind the scenes stories from the members of OK GO, hosted by @mrjoncryer.bsky.social to benefit #democrashe.

Paul Biya, 92, who's been in power for 42 years, is likely to "win" the Presidency again. He's ranked as one of the most corrupt dictators in the world, with a legacy of murdered/jailed journalists. This is where we're heading. (PS: His main challenger, who will lose, is 72) rsf.org/en/cameroon-...

Goddammit. RIP, Diane.

Stolen valor, Deadline. Shame on you.

But if MAGA folk don't watch the Super Bowl then they might miss a new Kanye swastika tee ad and they're gonna miss out!

Just a random thought that I never saw anyone wearing those gold Trump sneakers. Are people still waiting for them to show up? Or did they just fall apart immediately?

Also according to RFK jr, Jews are very resistant to getting covid. So ya win some, ya lose some, circumcised fellas!

If all bots were removed from this site there would be like six of us remaining, just talking about the weather. Or maybe I discover that I've been a bot all along. I've always had a sneaking suspicion.