Moon Drop Grapes: for when you want grapes that look like little penises.

New Poem Day!  "God and the Aquifer" on Pink Hydra. I wrote this one after my dad chewed me out for failing to maintain a window. https://www.thepinkhydra.com/issues/0202202510/godaquifer/

Autumn has officially begun: first deer sighting on morning commute

Wow! the @apexmag.bsky.social Kickstarter is over 20% funded in the first 24 hours! Meaning we've hit two of our milestone celebrations! I just sent out "Piglet Delivers" by @mariahaskins.com to all of our Kickstarter backers. I think you all will love this dark story.

lost my Ulta virginity today, i'm intimidated AF by that place. pros: she helped me find a hypoallergenic mascara, didn't pressure me to buy more items cons: gal at the register couldn't figure out how to ring me up, as I refused to sign up for their rewards program

Age verification? I end posts with YMMV, not LOL.

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Adorable pumpkin squishing at @oregonzoo.bsky.social youtu.be/0EqQbTuSJFM?...

jfc, it's only tuesday?

Yeah but i love this image

Changed up my morning routine. Instead of coffee & scrolling, I had coffee & made a nice bougie lunch to take to work. Good use of 20 minutes.

Lol omg it'd a meeping angel @Shanola22on twitter

is this still a banger

Making a mental health decision to do the least for Yom Kippur. There, I said it.

Ever had a question that you've been burning to ask me? Today's the day! Whether you want to know the nitty gritty of publishing Apex Magazine, have a question about my reading history, or want to know my favorite horror movie, I'm answering all your questions. Ask me anything.

What is up with Meijer having actually kinda cute clothing!?!? Even my husband saw a sweater he liked?

Your homework today is to spend 20 minutes outside, and then tell me 5 things you saw outside.

is there a way to find most recently created bsky accounts, even if they haven't posted yet? Newskies feed only shows if they've posted, I'm looking for a listing of newly created accounts. @jcsalterego.bsky.social ?

Here’s some Kay Nielsen art to make your Saturday a little better.

chat, we watching The Hunting Wives? i'm one ep in and hooked. no spoilers plz.

New fave dessert unlocked

Apple cake!

Recommendations for earplugs? Not noise canceling headphones, although those are nice. Which "shove 'em in your ears for loud concerts" do you recommend? Disposable is fine.

I love Tartakovsky's style so much! Been a a huge fan of his storytelling style since Samurai Jack.

My husband's friend: you mention your wife a lot. What's she like? My husband: you know what R & D is, right? Friend: yes My husband: my wife is the D part.

This* will fix me. *being auto-logged in to Interlibrary Loan.

My mom: so what are you learning at your new-ish job? Me: patience. So, so much patience.

Dear fight or flight, could you please fuck off? I have shit i need to focus on. kthxbai!

I know it's one of these just not sure which: 1. Record qty of freight trains going thru town this morning 2. Same train going back & forth every 20 minutes 3. Aural hallucinations

. @catsteinbooks.bsky.social 's spicy historical romance books slap, you should buy some.

It's decorative gourd season motherfucker.

Coyotes in my neighborhood were going nuts last night.

no tv yet, but i've gone to farmers market, done 2 loads of laundry, ran the dishwasher, made hard boiled eggs for egg salad, and am about to make a pear& apple galette and a fennel salad. proud of myself for not thinking about work and not looking at the news.

My husband says that in his head canon Smaug is voiced by Rick Moranis. Smaug is his absolute favorite btw.

What are these squishy round things in my backyard? Light green with brown spots, about an inch across, seem hollow. Seed pods??

i plan to sleep, meal prep, and binge watch tv all day tomorrow. looking at: finishing S1 of Extant maybe finish Love Between Fairy and Devil* start rewatching S2 of The Diplomat *bad translation! he's not a devil! he isn't even a demon!

see all that yellow-ish green on the cover? the title, and the zombie hands? they GLOW IN THE DARK!!!! how cool is that?

Holy shit, nearly 2,000 of you follow me? I am so sorry.

Epic, earth shattering disagreement in my house right now: Team A: Aqua Teen Hunger Force fucking slaps, Meatwad is the best Team B: That show was so dumb! Which team are you on?

You may refer to me as "red hair girl on tiktok"

SeriusXM app has a Fall Out Boy station. I'm in "pop punk music from 10 yrs ago" heaven.

Srsly wondering if I accidentally bought decaf ☕️😭

you guys!!! the dude on the cover? his name is GASTON! and YES THERE IS FILKING and it is GLORIOUS. I am supposed to be afraid of zombies but i am too busy laughing and giggling

in Porco Rosso, when Marco is looking up and sees a cloud of hundreds of planes flying in tight formation, the pilots he used to know. what is that called? What does Marco call what he is seeing? "pilot heaven" or "cloud of planes" doesn't sound right.

Actual convo at work today Me: you have a burner phone with an alt Gmail account & zero social media on it, right? My boss: 😲 Me: too soon?

"Self medicating", but it's perusing the snack aisle at the grocery store.

Chanterelle!? #fungi

vacation is over, back to work tomorrow. 😭 i like my job!! i do not like getting out of my comfy bed in the morning.