Matt Goldich
@mattgoldich.bsky.social
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I hoped it would never come to this
It’s true I saw video of one guy on a plane calling a woman “piggy”!
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This clip is at 2 million views and counting. Is this guy in the news or something?
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Matt Goldich on Instagram: "Good question… #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #seshcomedy #fyp"
In this thought-provoking video, a social comedian takes on the challenging task of evaluating Trump's relationship with the late financier Jeffrey Epstein. With a dash of humor and a pinch of skeptic...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPOi8gBDq5V/?igsh=d3dxZjQzbW9mNmk2
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Myq Kaplan
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TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT! My new one-hour stand-up special “Rini” debuts on YouTube at 8pm eastern time and I am super excited about it! A long time coming, my first hour special in over a decade and the first one ever co-created with my wonderful partner Rini!
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Today would have been President James Garfield's 194th birthday. Damn you, Charles Guiteau!
3 days ago
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Molly Crabapple
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work. Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
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5 years ago today we found out our beloved Rudy dyed. RIP
3 days ago
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The fact that this book is already in stores proves capitalism is undefeated
5 days ago
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This clip is at 2 million views and counting. Is this guy in the news or something?
www.instagram.com/reel/DPOi8gB...
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Matt Goldich on Instagram: "Good question… #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #seshcomedy #fyp"
In this thought-provoking video, a social comedian takes on the challenging task of evaluating Trump's relationship with the late financier Jeffrey Epstein. With a dash of humor and a pinch of skeptic...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPOi8gBDq5V/?igsh=d3dxZjQzbW9mNmk2
7 days ago
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what exactly am I supposed to enter here
9 days ago
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Crazy how far the penny has fallen. My parents bought a home with one
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Jeffrey Epstein? The financier?
9 days ago
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Crazy how far the penny has fallen. My parents bought a home with one
9 days ago
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what exactly am I supposed to enter here
9 days ago
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I miss the old days of the FBI, when J. Edgar Hoover would pay out of pocket to watch his girlfriend sing at a wrestling match
9 days ago
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Yes it sounds bad that Trump “spent hours” at Jeffrey Epstein’s house but knowing Epstein they were probably just hanging
10 days ago
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So sad this will take jobs away from real human racists
10 days ago
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Philly just trying to get this game in the hands of Jhoan Duran with a 3-0 lead
12 days ago
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Who replaced my Monday Night Football with Thursday Night Football
12 days ago
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The endless gambling app commercials during sports are one thing. The commercials for playing in a mob-rigged poker game with NBA players are another entirely
12 days ago
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Great news from school pickup, my kids found 3 missing jackets and only lost one hoodie today for a +/ of +2 (best of any family at the lost and found)
12 days ago
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Their season is literally a Kafkaesque nightmare
add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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“groin/personal”
14 days ago
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The Dick Cheney!
16 days ago
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Say what you want about Trump, he singlehandedly revitalized the “I Voted” sticker industry
17 days ago
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Between Andrew Cuomo and RFK Jr. it’s a horrible time to be the son of a guy with a New York bridge named after them. Wouldn’t want to be Chad Kosciuszko right now
18 days ago
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Just tell me if they’re gonna allow ski facilities in Adirondack Park so I can go to bed already!!
18 days ago
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Just tell me if they’re gonna allow ski facilities in Adirondack Park so I can go to bed already!!
18 days ago
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Even the Post couldn’t make heads or tails of this one
18 days ago
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I got asked to pick someone to write a Dick Cheney joke, and I picked myself
18 days ago
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I wrote in Lenny Dykstra
18 days ago
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Promising development for the future, I listed the mayoral candidates for my 5-year-old and she only said “that’s such a weird name” after Sliwa
18 days ago
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I got asked to pick someone to write a Dick Cheney joke, and I picked myself
18 days ago
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Well at least the Blue Jays don’t have to agonize about whether to accept that invite from the White House
21 days ago
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Second-biggest Will Smith slap of all time
21 days ago
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Me realizing I should’ve just gone to bed in the 6th inning
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21 days ago
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Hernandez made the classic mistake of trying to catch the ball there, gotta knock it down to keep Pages from catching it
21 days ago
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I understand why RFK Jr. wants to make generic drugs easier to get because a generic Kennedy would do a better job than him
21 days ago
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Happy Halloween!
22 days ago
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This year at the NYC marathon I’m gonna break my personal record of 4 hours trying to get across town in a cab
22 days ago
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They’re actually called nuclear hoagies
23 days ago
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In the old days all Disney songwriters were Jews but you can tell not anymore because we’d never write a lyric like “the cold never bothered me anyway”
26 days ago
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“NBA players feed inside info to gamblers betting on player props” is a direct result of the league’s modern entanglement with gambling apps and “NBA players conspire with the mob to rig live poker games” is right out of 1974
29 days ago
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Apparently even 80-year-old classical violinist Itzhak Perlman has to do straight to camera videos to sell tickets
29 days ago
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how do we get this technology to the Sixers' medical staff
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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demolishing my own house to own the libs
about 1 month ago
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here to debate whether construction vehicles destroying the White House is cool or not, esteemed Presidential historian Doris Kearns Goodwin vs. a 5-year-old boy
about 1 month ago
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This clip did better than usual numbers Now release the Phone Addiction List!
about 1 month ago
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Based on how often Trump golfs and posts A.I. videos I have to assume he just loves wasting water
about 1 month ago
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(giving my wife a tiara made from 24 Ceylon sapphires and 1,083 diamonds that once belonged to Queen Hortense) “um… I went to Jared?”
about 1 month ago
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