dark jessica
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me nolentem fata trahunt
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almost 2 years ago
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i forget which of u told me nz version of taskmaster was good but thanks all the same. it really is đ¤ đłđż
1 day ago
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itâs fucking humiliating at times the things i am made to endure in life. i just wanted to a normal setting spray.
2 days ago
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still feeling gaslit over dorfromantik
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3 days ago
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many people think smart phones and tablets are not computers, also that they are not worse for your brain than desktop computers. but thatâs probably fine :)
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3 days ago
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Ian Rennie
4 days ago
Guys you gotta take reindeer organs
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TurquoiseHammer
10 days ago
[writing my first article after landing a game journalist job, but being careful not to let my bias for the grinch show] Why Gamers Need a Grinch Sequel
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in crisis trying to decipher the instructions on a pre-packaged chicken pot pie. this is why greg does all of our cooking and why heâs not allowed to go see a movie with friends anymore.
3 days ago
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Tim Heidecker
about 1 month ago
Siri is there a website where I can find literally the richest man in the world complaining about made up bullshit?
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decided i am going to learn how to pick locks because i need something to do with my hands that isnât Use Phone and i also think it will make me feel a bit cooler
8 days ago
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9 days ago
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Thomas Gotchiđľđ¸đ´
10 days ago
OurSQL
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annoying how i canât read all of the books i want to read at the same time. probably will not even have time to read them all sequentially. pisses me off
13 days ago
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twice now ups has claimed to have delivered a package to me but the âproof of deliveryâ photo is from some kind of evil shadow realm
13 days ago
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bc adhd brain i struggle with traditional learning approaches, but if i am doing something with my hands for whatever reason i can actually focus on lectures and such. and that is why i filed the white off all of my nails.
13 days ago
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Hourly Videogame Box Art
14 days ago
CABBAGE PATCH KIDS: THE PATCH PUPPY RESCUE
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itâs probably too late for me to learn math
14 days ago
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Standplaats KrakĂłw could really use some cash!
18 days ago
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im so brave for sharing my myanimelist with coworkers
15 days ago
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Victor Von Doomscroll
15 days ago
The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
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Steeves
16 days ago
I've found this resource helpful.
naomikritzer.com/2026/01/21/h...
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How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota
Last edited January 22, 2026 Iâm going to assume that if youâre reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I donât have to explain it to you! That saâŚ
https://naomikritzer.com/2026/01/21/how-to-help-if-you-are-outside-minnesota/
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
16 days ago
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.â¨â¨ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
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i got out of bed and crawled to my computer and decided today i was going to learn svelte. then i blinked and its 5pm and i have a half finished website sitting in front of me
15 days ago
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weird medieval guys
16 days ago
normal dog, switzerland, 15th century
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getting that urge again. that urge to raise sea-monkeys
17 days ago
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barleybap
19 days ago
"Dreamcast", a haiku Each day he rises. Asks me, "Is it still launch day?" "Yes," I lie. "Always."
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people canât claim to care about the wellbeing of children & the right to live if they also support state sanctioned abduction and infliction of early childhood trauma
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18 days ago
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i canât go on instagram bc it sees directly into my soul and i donât like it
18 days ago
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i think iâve played like 100 hours of the roottrees are dead since starting yesterday so maybe time to mention that im enjoying it
19 days ago
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Joel S.
20 days ago
âICE isnât the Gestapo. The Gestapo wasâŚâ (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
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once i had a panic attack after walking into one of those super walmart stores because it felt so vast
20 days ago
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"seed oil disrespecter"
21 days ago
im the bus
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my coworkers made a reels âblendâ with me on instagram (idk) and so far all my stuff is about like murdering alvin and the chipmunks bbeing mentally unwell
22 days ago
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average goodreads user would review american psycho âDNF @ 5% i just didnât find the MC very likeable :/â
23 days ago
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when has homeland security done anything other than terrorize american citizens đ
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23 days ago
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thinking about going thru a sports anime phase
23 days ago
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love to annotate
23 days ago
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this is personally offensive to me
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24 days ago
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a think i do now when twitter comes up in any conversation is say âi never really got into thatâ
27 days ago
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im in what i call my âterrifying thirtiesâ
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Rob Delaney
27 days ago
đŻď¸My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agentâs frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling âyabbada yabbada yabbadaâ & tragically aspirating (a different) agentâs pee heâd been gargling. He hated womenđşđ¸đ
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i know people say bsky is boring, but i like that. i spend less time on social media and then go do stuff that doesnât actively injure my brain đ°
27 days ago
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i contain multitudes
27 days ago
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a real, authentic person đŻ
28 days ago
Democrats, whimpering: i-I-I donât think we can get rid of ICE Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!
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this is me! (and tbh still fairly accurate)
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28 days ago
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Jake Jake
about 1 month ago
Mamdaniâs New York is out of control
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mmy favorite time of the year, when i get to make a list of all of the books i want to read this year and it turns into the entire western canon + shit called like âpoetryâs data: digital humanities and the history of prosodyâ with 1 review
about 1 month ago
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i need to borrow $2972.89
about 1 month ago
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hate that i have to exist every single day. i should get time off occasionally.
about 1 month ago
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aiming to get 10% worse this year
#kpi
about 1 month ago
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The Tennessee Holler
about 1 month ago
Gov Walz vows justice
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