i forget which of u told me nz version of taskmaster was good but thanks all the same. it really is 🤠🇳🇿

it’s fucking humiliating at times the things i am made to endure in life. i just wanted to a normal setting spray.

still feeling gaslit over dorfromantik

many people think smart phones and tablets are not computers, also that they are not worse for your brain than desktop computers. but that’s probably fine :)

Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

[writing my first article after landing a game journalist job, but being careful not to let my bias for the grinch show] Why Gamers Need a Grinch Sequel

in crisis trying to decipher the instructions on a pre-packaged chicken pot pie. this is why greg does all of our cooking and why he’s not allowed to go see a movie with friends anymore.

Siri is there a website where I can find literally the richest man in the world complaining about made up bullshit?

decided i am going to learn how to pick locks because i need something to do with my hands that isn’t Use Phone and i also think it will make me feel a bit cooler

OurSQL

annoying how i can’t read all of the books i want to read at the same time. probably will not even have time to read them all sequentially. pisses me off

twice now ups has claimed to have delivered a package to me but the “proof of delivery” photo is from some kind of evil shadow realm

bc adhd brain i struggle with traditional learning approaches, but if i am doing something with my hands for whatever reason i can actually focus on lectures and such. and that is why i filed the white off all of my nails.

CABBAGE PATCH KIDS: THE PATCH PUPPY RESCUE

it’s probably too late for me to learn math

im so brave for sharing my myanimelist with coworkers

The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down

I've found this resource helpful. naomikritzer.com/2026/01/21/h...

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

i got out of bed and crawled to my computer and decided today i was going to learn svelte. then i blinked and its 5pm and i have a half finished website sitting in front of me

normal dog, switzerland, 15th century

getting that urge again. that urge to raise sea-monkeys

"Dreamcast", a haiku Each day he rises. Asks me, "Is it still launch day?" "Yes," I lie. "Always."

people can’t claim to care about the wellbeing of children & the right to live if they also support state sanctioned abduction and infliction of early childhood trauma

i can’t go on instagram bc it sees directly into my soul and i don’t like it

i think i’ve played like 100 hours of the roottrees are dead since starting yesterday so maybe time to mention that im enjoying it

“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)

once i had a panic attack after walking into one of those super walmart stores because it felt so vast

im the bus

my coworkers made a reels “blend” with me on instagram (idk) and so far all my stuff is about like murdering alvin and the chipmunks bbeing mentally unwell

average goodreads user would review american psycho “DNF @ 5% i just didn’t find the MC very likeable :/“

when has homeland security done anything other than terrorize american citizens 🙄

thinking about going thru a sports anime phase

love to annotate

this is personally offensive to me

a think i do now when twitter comes up in any conversation is say “i never really got into that”

im in what i call my “terrifying thirties”

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

i know people say bsky is boring, but i like that. i spend less time on social media and then go do stuff that doesn’t actively injure my brain 🐰

i contain multitudes

Democrats, whimpering: i-I-I don’t think we can get rid of ICE Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!

this is me! (and tbh still fairly accurate)

Mamdani’s New York is out of control

mmy favorite time of the year, when i get to make a list of all of the books i want to read this year and it turns into the entire western canon + shit called like “poetry’s data: digital humanities and the history of prosody” with 1 review

i need to borrow $2972.89

hate that i have to exist every single day. i should get time off occasionally.

aiming to get 10% worse this year #kpi

Gov Walz vows justice