made this necklace for aries season ♥️

im v high and bsky is making me laugh lmao i love ya’ll wild n crazy kids

as a society i think we need to talk more about if u seek amy by britney spears

ill stop smoking once life stops smoking me

support your local library! 📚

only 3 days of work this week then its AUDI TIME 👯‍♀️

me - why am i always so tired? dr - its ur mental health sleep study - its ur mental health therapist - its ur mental health me - that cant be right

shaking ass to the chorus of my cat’s meowing

i just ordered 6 books from the library weeee im so excited

the other day i was out to brunch with my mom and i started singing “doses and mimosas, champagne and cocaine” and she goes “wheres that on the menu?”

sundaze

my car is just a music player that takes me places

following and unfollowing and following me constantly aint gunna work buckaroo

the amount of times ive logged on here after a nap feeling like this

you know i keep that mothafucking thang on me (my library card)

boobs too big, hair too thick, ass too perky ugh what a struggle really

purple hair fades sooo fast 😭💜 TOO FAST

am i shy ORRR do i just not give everyone access to the premium personality package?

when people ask why im not married

okay well now i want it even more

not to be that person but something is wrong with stanley and i am very worried. pls send him good thoughts 🥺 i love him so much he is my best friend

im like a drug dog, when i smell weed ill start barking. gimmie some of that

hearing the rain at night is so soothing to my soul

i could really use $15k right about now

me and jess next week

poor audi i keep asking her so many questions. what’s the temperature like at night when you sleep? do you have a fan? is there a coffee shop nearby? can your cats sleep with me?

me muting accounts

vegan rant incoming!!! a lot of people think cows just… make milk. no. cows, like humans, only produce milk when they are with baby. soooo to get milk they continually knock them up & tear their baby from them each time. its not “natural” or what cows “just do”

when i become queen of the universe, women & theys will be paid for breathing, and men will start out in prison and have to prove their way out. thank you for your consideration.

passenger princess isnt just for the car. its a lifestyle.

obligatory “in another life i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you” post

was just gifted a free joint. love that journey for me

me - it costs nothing to be kind!! me while driving - get the fuck out of my way you inbred imbecile!!!

happy monday *screams*

pussy has a mystic power

i was born with princess blood. i am meant to be doted on and cared for.

its both humbling and completely valid that my cat’s paws get more love than any picture of myself i ever post

ive now got beef with a weed store

ive become attached to my labubu and named them lucky

polite paws

may a big breasted human complain for a moment? like yeah having tits is fun and all but it makes shopping so hard 😭 like i cannot wear anything that has tiny straps or cut super low. i know this is such first world issues but its annoyingggg

i love being a deep feeling, lil sweetie. the world can kill me first before it turns me into a cold, cruel person

i fear im never beating the sleepy girl allegations

430am anxiety

some people get a 6 pack of beer on their birthday, i got a 6 pack of chickpeas

when jess gets here, i’m not letting her leave

throwing it WAY BACK to wish my bestie @jshakesess.bsky.social the happiest of birthdays!!💜🎂 ilysm, darling! fun fact: jess & i met in 2006 bc she was friends w/ my older brothers🥰 i remember feeling SO cool when she put me in her myspace top 8! we got super close as i got older. have the best day🫶🏻

In honor of the fabulous @jshakesess.bsky.social being born on this day, please enjoy one of my favorite vegan side dish recipes from the Thug Kitchen Cookbook Instructions and ingredients in the thread below

birthday girl 🖤