im wearing my undies inside out. cool. cool cool cool.

honestly the earth would thrive if humans did not exist. im okay with wiping us all out. people stop reproducing 2026

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oh him? that shadowy figure in the corner? thats just my emotional support demon

night showers hit different

wear a vial of my blood so i know its real

sorry im weird instead of sexy

ice get the fuck out of existence. literally kys

idk about you but im ready to burn this place to the mf ground

ICE shot a legal observer in the face in Minneapolis. Abolish ICE and prosecute every single one of their deputized terrorists.

i cant stop buying books, and ordering books from the library, and adding books to my tbr list

its simple math, the more obsessed you are with me the more ill be a freak with you

if you do not greet my cats when you come over you might as well just turn around and walk right back out the door

pov: we are on a date. you lean in to kiss me. you feel my tongue slip into your mouth. its abnormally long. you are suddenly exhausted and frail. i drained your life force. i am a succubus.

that 4pm about to doze off feeling

i literally want to rage that i spent over 6 hours at a salon to get purple hair and ended up with black hair???

i love how audi and i just text each other voicemems of us singing or making weird noises like thats how i know shes my bestie

who up thinking about nosferatu’s uncut dong?

pov: i invite you over. my house is cozy and quiet. i tell you to come on in. you are met with fur on every surface, a single beam of light on the floor, and a half empty water bowl. i am a kitten.

im a kitten. someone adopt me and feed me and pet me.

hello from hour 5 of the salon chair

imagine me being obsessed with you. like you are one lucky son of a bitch

its purple hair day!!!

sadposting to over 3k people is crazy work but somebody’s gotta do it

just a silly dumb lil hopeless romantic

feeling vulnerable and emotional but the show must go on ✨

loving cats is just part of my dna

wait! i almost forgot im a queen who deserves to be treated as such

(flirting) sorry i didn't think i'd get this far

im drawn to vampires because i want someone to be obsessed with me eternally

i love when cats yawn and it looks like their faces are going to split wide open into a hell creature

pussy is god

you think you can hurt me? my first bully was my dad, try again

If I post my normal stupid bullshit I promise it’s just a bit of disassociation from what’s happening in the greater world at large and not me condoning what’s happening.

my tamagotchi had a baby so i guess im a grandma now?

anyway the world sucks, im going to be cosy and disappear into a book goodbyeeee

shout out to the people at my local coffee shop who have seen me at my absolute ugliest

sorry babe, the dr. martens stay on during sex

guess who shall have purple hair in 2 days?

disclaimer: anything i post tonight i cannot be held accountable for im high as fuck and its the full moon so its outta my hands

girl who is hungry then just eats an edible

“i dreamt of you” those are some ill kiss you words

i relate to cats because i too like to be worshipped

tonight i smell like black currant, peach blossom & midnight jasmine

book mail is the best mail 📚💀

i stayed up last night until 5am reading. oh, what fun!!

pov: i invite you over. you open the door. i live in a big, dark castle that smells of rain and old books. velvet tapestries line the windows. suddenly you feel sharp teeth on your neck. i am a vampire. you live here now. forever.

sigh i cant believe people still go to breeders when theres millions of perfectly wonderful and loving shelter pets riiiight there

just call me julie how fast im liking shit rn