Jive XXL
@jivexxl.bsky.social
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Come with me if you want to live
god is a small turtle
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imagine you find out you're a beast tamer but so weak you can only tame slimes...
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Cute Anime Slime with Determined Expression
ALT: Cute Anime Slime with Determined Expression
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about 4 hours ago
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what do you guys do when your butler is too naughty?
about 5 hours ago
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can i get a pup cup
about 14 hours ago
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the frieren ears stay on during sex
about 17 hours ago
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only rich folk can afford Starbucks. meanwhile the rest of us have to lick free coffee out of the gutter like pathetic rat creatures. the system is broken!
about 18 hours ago
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Rogs
1 day ago
Please donate any amount to help Mohammed and his family. “Any help, no matter how small, can make a difference. It can bring hope to a little girl fighting to breathe… and to a family that has lost everything but still holds on to life.”
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Donate and help Mohammed and his children, organized by Arwa Shaheen
My name is Mohammad. I am 27 years old, from Gaza. I am a husband and a fath… Arwa Shaheen needs your support for Donate and help Mohammed and his children
https://gofund.me/262e304f4
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Matt (Aaron Rodericks has a micropeen)
1 day ago
Yes, I’m blaming democrats for not using 12 years in office to raise the minimum wage + eat my ass
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im going to have to report this
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1 day ago
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thousands of likes and updoots, for what? to die screaming in the deepest pit of hell? no thanks. i will enter the kingdom of heaven unknown and unheralded.
1 day ago
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terrifying!
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1 day ago
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don't reply to this post unless you have a pure heart and stainless soul.
1 day ago
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so i guess to defeat the Kit-Kat Technique you must use the Anti Kit-Kat Technique? is this making sense to anyone?
1 day ago
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did you know you can care about animals and humans. you dont have to choose one over the other!
1 day ago
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Bill Corbett
1 day ago
We have a guest in the house tonight. Asked if he could “lurk creepily in the dark.” We said ok but regret it now.
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Attack of the Giant Retro Monsters 🔞
1 day ago
"DRAMATIC videotape filmed by research team shows Dr. Richard Mears in the dinosaur's jaws, seconds before he was swallowed by the giant creature." "SCIENTIST EATEN ALIVE - BY AN 80-FT. DINOSAUR!" - a story from the tabloid "WEEKLY WORLD NEWS" (dated 13/07/93).
#dinosaur
#kaiju
#Sizesky
#horrorfam
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im chilling in the Jing Wo Divine Garden
1 day ago
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they just mash face. no tongue or anything. she doesn't even grab his junk! 4/10
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1 day ago
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Rogs
1 day ago
Hey gang you may have seen that my dog Willow had to have surgery on her right hind leg. The surgery for her left hind leg will be later this summer. I'm looking for help paying for these expensive procedures. Please give anything you can and share the link here and on other social media.
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Donate to Support Willow's Journey to Pain-Free Days, organized by Steven Palmer
My name is Steve, and I'm raising funds to pay for surgery my dog Willow need… Steven Palmer needs your support for Support Willow's Journey to Pain-Free Days
https://gofund.me/efc5ce195
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i just slipped on a banana peel and The Joker laughed at me. diabolical...
1 day ago
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you can't hurt me im from Florida
1 day ago
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whats your favorite spell? mine is CORPSE EXPLOSION 💥
1 day ago
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CryptΩ-Z∞l໐gᴉcal Disaster 𓆑🏴
1 day ago
hey um before my brain bakes in my skull and I forget completely, I could use $25 to get some non-food stuff like lotion, gout meds, toothbrush, etc. any help appreciated, reskeets too! thanks. cash app / venmo: eatyrself
paypal.me/eatyrself
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the 5.8 million dollar man
1 day ago
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Jay Troyer
1 day ago
Hannah Flowers, Australian-Scottish (1989- ), In the Garden on the lsle of Sobek, oil on linen panel, 51 x 41 cm, private collection
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lol
1 day ago
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Eighty Four
1 day ago
Doodle of my second favourite mother (only my real mom clears)
#spyfamily
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remember when those rich folks got squished in that submarine
1 day ago
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how do you tell someone you care about that they're using too much toilet paper?
1 day ago
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a quick follow up: the IDF is claiming the people they murdered yesterday were all "hezbollah targets" and the BBC just repeats the lies as fact.
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2 days ago
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just watched Sinners. it was pretty good. it was a bit slow to me in the first half but of course it perked up once the vampires arrived. liked that the main vampire was irish. dont see a lot of irish villains.
2 days ago
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in the manhwa im watching the heroes are fighting against orcs but the ai narrator was calling them vultures, then it changed its mind and started calling them snails?
2 days ago
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when i see photos of flowers i feel nothing
2 days ago
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just had some sugar free apple pie. it was weird. i didn't finish it.
2 days ago
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if Wemby blocks my shot i will sue the shorts off him
2 days ago
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israel killed 40 civilians in lebanon today, some were children including a 12yr old girl and her father that were hunted down by TWO IDF drones. didn't even make the news. imagine if 40 israeli civilians were killed by lebonese strikes. the fucking world would stop spinning.
2 days ago
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can it just be autumn already
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Snoopy's Autumn Leaf Fun
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2 days ago
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im sad to report that beloved author JK Rowling has passed away. she fell down the stairs and her pussy flew off. :(
2 days ago
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Hatsune Miku doesnt make enough money in the UFC so she works part time as an Uber Eats driver. Dana White needs to pay the fighters a fair salary.
2 days ago
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@mcuban.bsky.social
borrow some money 2 me pls
2 days ago
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i had to google for a pic of mario & luigi making out to feel better.
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2 days ago
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someone posted a screenshot of bubsy 3d on the timeline and i saw it and bubsy looked at me and now i feel sick.
2 days ago
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when a anime character sees boobs and gets a nose bleed it really makes people smile.
2 days ago
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when women breastfeed in public its beautiful and natural but when homelander does it he is a freaky perv? getting sick of these double standards.
2 days ago
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happy caturday
2 days ago
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my opinion on MTG vs AOC: MTG sucks. AOC is a fake progressive. Israel is evil. Aliens are real and fully vaxxed. Thats it. free palestine.
2 days ago
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the new Shadow Panther album is fire. I don't care what the losers at pitchfork say. 9.5/10
2 days ago
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woah its just like Severence
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2 days ago
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went to the state fair today and had a deep fried bar of irish spring. refreshing!
2 days ago
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i cant believe they made that poor japanese girl eat the whole freakin hamburger 😂
2 days ago
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