we all know conservatives are evil, but how can anyone look at democrats and see them as "the good guys"? i'm baffled.

im on the runaway bus with that duck and the driver took away my ipad so he can watch skibidi toilet videos while he drives us to Canada

Grok whats updog

i legally changed my name to Catboy Webtoon

i would like to apologize for this post. it was insensitive and inappropriate. this was posted during a dark time in my life and I'm not that person anymore. please forgive me. i will try to do better.

I’m sad to share that I’m losing my job as assistant manager. The company that I’ve worked for the last 2 years is going out of business. We were told 2 days ago & I’ve applied every where. I’m already behind. If you’re able 2 help c@shapp $alohatarah please share 💜 wish me luck 💔 I’m scared

gluten

Bluesky puts a giant clipart wiener onto your profile picture when you're jerking off now

babies are dirty. thats why they invented baby wipes.

posted a photo of your dinner and now you're reaping the harvesters of your actions

a kickstarter to raise funds for a surgery to turn my penis into a 5th place bowling trophy 🏆

im crying uncontrollably. inconsolable.

i dont know what to do anymore. if it wasn't for my sister i would be dead in a ditch. i have so many regrets and they consume my every waking moment. my life is basically over. im sorry to everyone that i am such a failure. just want it to be over.

uni no! capitalism is a failed experiment!

you're gonna wanna see this

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO! *unless they’re a Muslim and / or one centimeter to the left of Amy Klobuchar

i dont rank raw okra (am i doing it right, is this thing on)

one thing you can do if you still have a twitter acct is tell Stephen Colbert to go fuck himself.

i would simply tip my fedora, issue a polite "no thank you sir." and move on.

the shitlibs always win. 😞

i have insomnia(4th day), what are some movies/music that would absolutely anesthetise me?

save him, wont you?

GWAR liked one of my tweets? sorry im not famous on the internet im just a normal person

if i had the reigns i would gut the military budget and do socialism. i would take drugs and stay up weeks at a time and make sure everyone had what they need. plenty of time for sleep in the grave.

whatever else they do, the prime directive of the democrats is to prevent the election of anyone who threatens the interests of the ultra-rich. that comes before everything else

i smell toast. (im making toast)

i been sober for about a year now but im starting to regret that.

just finished taking a poop in the forest. the locals call it "caca dooki"

insomnia, my old friend...

if i had a year to train, like really get back into shape, i think i could beat up linus tech tips

to ma to

po ta to

im craving for instant noodle

4 people have told me i have the most beautiful ears, i mean its not a contest but yeah

fake or gay?

i was curious if i could maybe afford my psych appts without insurance but its $375 per visit (tele). oh well guess I'll die lol (rofl)

hi jake this is Chinatown, we have been trying to reach you reguarding your cars extended warranty

i lost my health insurance so no more meds, no more psychiatrist. im really scared what will happen to me.

you and i are greasy villains

need someone to take me out for girl drinks

i lost my banana. i peeled the peel too far and the banana broke and fell on the carpet. thanks Obama

spoilers? sheesh

for my birthday today i am getting a tattoo on my neck that says THUGNASTY

1 like = 1 Happy Birthday to me

im still on twitter because i follow a ton of artists on there who dont know what bluesky is.

oh no i accidentally clicked this button... how do i... no... goddamn it

i keep having dreams where my teeth fall out. its very disturbing.

gaming

my cpap machine broke again 😔