just did number 4 in the bathroom (full prolapse)

if you were a snowman you would have a carrot for a nose. read that again. let that sink in.

animals are not biological machines. they think and feel. we have to start treating them with more care.

Please help if you can ❤️

just so everyone knows Jack Kimble is not a real person, its a troll account.

a guy was cleaning a pigpen and he had a heart attack and collapsed and then a pig ate his face 💀

DM me if u built like this

i think it weird that vegans dont eat honey. do they think bees are being abused to get the honey? ive seen honey harvested, they dont seem to hurt the bees.

the color orange was discovered 650 years ago by a Danish astronomer named Dick Ripper. before that pumpkins were brown. 🎃

China has amazing robots.

the Master of Rectangles nearly fucks up and paints a Square

ATTENTION: if you can FIT your entire BODY inside a WASHING MACHINE you might be a GNOME

i was wondering what Jack Stauber was up to and hes just been making stuff for his Patreon subscribers the whole time. i wish he would do things on his YouTube channel again but he doesnt really need to as his Patreon makes like 8k per month. good for him.

Ah, Mr. Kennedy... Perhaps we are not so different after all, you and I...

NBC: “3yo shot dead in Gaza… Al-Ajeen tried to call for an ambulance, Israeli soldiers took his phone and dragged him beyond the yellow line, still carrying Rayan, who was bleeding from his chest… No medical assistance was provided to his dying son…” www.nbcnews.com/world/gaza/s...

catboys love communal farming

caught up with season 2 of Hells Paradise. It was really good. great action. my only nitpick would be the constant flashbacks. too many flashbacks that interrupt the flow. recommended!

i havent seen supergirl. ive heard its great, ive heard its bad, and heard its mid. no matter the films quality i find the discourse about Milly Alcock being ugly to be extremely vile. its horrible and it needs to stop.

cats knock off a thing off a shelf "what are you a jerk!" 🤣

Labron Jacobs has left the lakers

stuff a phone batery up ur butt

is it possible for a movie to be bad even though it stars a woman? this i cannot say, for it is not known to me...

i get all my news and opinions from right wing v-tubers

anyone who believes democrats are gonna actually go after anyone is a grade-A goofy goober

fuck bill maher and fuck peta too

mood (incredibly powerful yet sad)

i asked my 6yr old what he wanted for dinner, he said "tung tung tung sahur" and left the room. i dont know what that means. am i cursed now?

im afraid of paranormal. please dont use this information to defeat me

now babies cant contact the dead because of woke?

i dont care

luigi is the opposite of mario and vice-versa.

one time i went to the femboy ihop and they didnt clean the grill so the pancakes tasted like hamburger

imagine your body is a balloon.

clavicular mogged me. why would he do that? i never hurt anyone

remember hawk tuah? they died

lesbians love camping.

are you a god?

i wish i could feeling very brave together 😔

the closest thing i ever have to dessert is maybe some cereal

ime being punished for doing weird stuff

how do i tag A24 on this youtu.be/G6pGjo6VJHU?...

the AI is calling ogres "auxers" why is AI so weird?

coffee, popcorn and a pb&j samwich. thats called breakfast and that's how I'm going to win.

equipment durability that goes from 100 to 0% in one fight? how annoying.

my. what a handsome guy. i have to tell everyone about this.

pee and poo belongs in the toilet, not on your sex partner.

The Monster that Challenged the World (and friend) (1957)