Jive XXL
@jivexxl.bsky.social
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Come with me if you want to live
we all know conservatives are evil, but how can anyone look at democrats and see them as "the good guys"? i'm baffled.
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im on the runaway bus with that duck and the driver took away my ipad so he can watch skibidi toilet videos while he drives us to Canada
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Cranny the Entertainer
8 days ago
Grok whats updog
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i legally changed my name to Catboy Webtoon
9 days ago
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i would like to apologize for this post. it was insensitive and inappropriate. this was posted during a dark time in my life and I'm not that person anymore. please forgive me. i will try to do better.
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10 days ago
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no tara only zuul π
10 days ago
Iβm sad to share that Iβm losing my job as assistant manager. The company that Iβve worked for the last 2 years is going out of business. We were told 2 days ago & Iβve applied every where. Iβm already behind. If youβre able 2 help c@shapp $alohatarah please share π wish me luck π Iβm scared
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gluten
11 days ago
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Jac
11 days ago
Bluesky puts a giant clipart wiener onto your profile picture when you're jerking off now
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babies are dirty. thats why they invented baby wipes.
11 days ago
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posted a photo of your dinner and now you're reaping the harvesters of your actions
14 days ago
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a kickstarter to raise funds for a surgery to turn my penis into a 5th place bowling trophy π
16 days ago
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im crying uncontrollably. inconsolable.
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20 days ago
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i dont know what to do anymore. if it wasn't for my sister i would be dead in a ditch. i have so many regrets and they consume my every waking moment. my life is basically over. im sorry to everyone that i am such a failure. just want it to be over.
22 days ago
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uni no! capitalism is a failed experiment!
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6 months ago
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J. L. Westover
6 months ago
you're gonna wanna see this
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Bill Corbett
7 months ago
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO! *unless theyβre a Muslim and / or one centimeter to the left of Amy Klobuchar
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i dont rank raw okra (am i doing it right, is this thing on)
7 months ago
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one thing you can do if you still have a twitter acct is tell Stephen Colbert to go fuck himself.
7 months ago
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i would simply tip my fedora, issue a polite "no thank you sir." and move on.
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7 months ago
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the shitlibs always win. π
7 months ago
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i have insomnia(4th day), what are some movies/music that would absolutely anesthetise me?
7 months ago
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save him, wont you?
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7 months ago
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GWAR liked one of my tweets? sorry im not famous on the internet im just a normal person
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7 months ago
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if i had the reigns i would gut the military budget and do socialism. i would take drugs and stay up weeks at a time and make sure everyone had what they need. plenty of time for sleep in the grave.
7 months ago
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shaun
7 months ago
whatever else they do, the prime directive of the democrats is to prevent the election of anyone who threatens the interests of the ultra-rich. that comes before everything else
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i smell toast. (im making toast)
7 months ago
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i been sober for about a year now but im starting to regret that.
7 months ago
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just finished taking a poop in the forest. the locals call it "caca dooki"
7 months ago
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insomnia, my old friend...
7 months ago
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if i had a year to train, like really get back into shape, i think i could beat up linus tech tips
7 months ago
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to ma to
7 months ago
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po ta to
7 months ago
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im craving for instant noodle
7 months ago
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4 people have told me i have the most beautiful ears, i mean its not a contest but yeah
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7 months ago
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fake or gay?
7 months ago
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i was curious if i could maybe afford my psych appts without insurance but its $375 per visit (tele). oh well guess I'll die lol (rofl)
7 months ago
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hi jake this is Chinatown, we have been trying to reach you reguarding your cars extended warranty
7 months ago
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i lost my health insurance so no more meds, no more psychiatrist. im really scared what will happen to me.
7 months ago
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you and i are greasy villains
8 months ago
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need someone to take me out for girl drinks
8 months ago
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i lost my banana. i peeled the peel too far and the banana broke and fell on the carpet. thanks Obama
8 months ago
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spoilers? sheesh
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8 months ago
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for my birthday today i am getting a tattoo on my neck that says THUGNASTY
8 months ago
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1 like = 1 Happy Birthday to me
8 months ago
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im still on twitter because i follow a ton of artists on there who dont know what bluesky is.
8 months ago
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oh no i accidentally clicked this button... how do i... no... goddamn it
8 months ago
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i keep having dreams where my teeth fall out. its very disturbing.
8 months ago
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gaming
8 months ago
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my cpap machine broke again π
8 months ago
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