Fighter jets aren't real, dumbass. The F14 Tomcat was made up by Hollywood to trick you into thinking Tom Cruise is cool.

can you feel life halo 3 coke and fries

thanks for the advice kamen rider

Beef Strokin' Off lmao

Nintendo Switch 2 is $399 on Woot Off flash sale (will sell out fast) buff.ly/W5iP6BB #ad

I think we can officially be done "deconstructing" superheroes now

If I was like 10% more bitter and self aware I would absolutely write a comic that's basically just The Boys with superheroes replaced by Content Creators but I'm not so my comic is about vampires and shit

Learning that I have a baseline contempt for career Youtubers that frankly reflects poorly on me

Ever fucking green

Dudes with hobbies rock.

genuinely how its been lately

I can't believe we turned "Laptop Worker" into a term of derision. We now have the tech and business models to allow millions of people to make a living in ways unthered to a farm plot, assembly line,, or cubicle. That's very cool! Do not project your weird yearning for the mines on to me.

you didn't ask for it, you didn't want it, a comprehensive but short review of all the paw patrol dogs, despite my son getting 1 hour of tv time only on the weekends, we have somehow watched 570 hours of paw patrol

you ever read something so french that you need to go flirt with someone who is not your spouse

Report to the Gouf Troop

If you ragebait hard enough it actually becomes kinda sick

Fucked up that Star Fox Command got one of the coldest renders in Star Fox history. Who gave this game the fucking right.

The BMJ's cocktail list is *wild*!

never said i wasnt gonna keep posing this thing

We cracked the network tv code a quarter century ago and yet we just keep making landmans like it shouldn't fill us with shame

These with some buffalo sauce..... mmmfhh

Pick a Bond from photos you already have in your phone

I have been lectured to my entire life that the greatest sin in politics is to look down on these cosmically ignorant fuckwits, or to hold them accountable for their decisions. We're just supposed to flatter their Illusions and dutifully repair all the shit they destroy.

Put me in, coach, I'm ready

Me, bro, like come on

I think I hate Ocarina of Time 3D

that whole mortifying ordeal of being known thing never sat right with me because I often see people posting about it with their full government name and face out in the open homie you’re quite known and not nearly mortified enough

Magnolia The Crescent

My man looks like he directed an arthouse biopic about the Pillsbury Doughboy.

starting a band called Rat Fist

What is the most Reddit melee weapon that isn't a sword?

Yeah I’m gay. Gay for my WIFE

Balatro if it was fucking peak

Star Fox Assault fans when they finally get to play Star Fox Assault and come to the crushing realization that it's Star Fox Assault

two types of katt monroe