Did I learn any practical skills as an apprentice plumber? Well no, but I did learn how to drop a pencil between the Boss's butt crack while he was fixing a pipe

i bought this machine you can’t get rid of called the Dream Maker. it makes any object you can dream of! sometimes it creates nightmares more than good things, and it just set my house on fire, but i firmly believe if i let it keep making dreams it’ll make a fire extinguisher soon

it came free with flame hyenard. literally you can just burn to the ground! burn to the ground! burn to the ground! burn to the ground! burn to the ground! burn to the ground! burn to the ground! burn to the ground! burn to the ground! burn to the ground! burn to the ground! burn to the ground!

War isn't a game, Al (wip) #art #gundam

Mega Man

"the lootboxes are okay, they're just cosmetic"

thinking about cars are frogs again

"we USE ai, but our game wont CONTAIN it" is a clarification that no one has ever cared about & now CEOs are using it as a wedge to get their foot in the door as a part of a long term plan into normalizing AI, just like how 'it's just placeholder' was used with E33. dont cede even an inch of ground

mom found the yaoi

chat i sputtered

2025 first year in a while that actually felt a year long

Also important to note, Epic is bringing Harry Potter content to Fortnite. This will undoubtedly be a depressingly huge payday for JKR, who not only uses her money to fund anti-trans movements but also sees every sale as people directly supporting her views. The entire IP is toxic. Fuck Epic.

I think about this tweet every day

china is making incredible advancements in the field of dr. robotnik production

Man video games really aren't allowed to just be Okay anymore are they

Miku handshake forged in the fires of fan meetups, Hank would be impressed #fortnite

deeply uncomfortable scene made even worse by this game opting to make Luke and Leia look MORE related

Glad I learned how to conserve water in elementary school so AI can suggest glue as a pizza topping

THE MERCHANT

The fact I lived to see the Capcom redemption arc is crazy

Sometimes I feel like I'm not quite where I should be in life at my age but then I hear someone say something like "ChatGPT is my infant's real father" and start thinkin that I turned out pretty good all things considered

this is what it's all about, man

Metal Gear Solid 4, strangely enough, has a near identical game design problem to Dungeons & Dragons 5th Edition

Never thought I'd see the day I missed the annoying intern who ran the Wendy's twitter account

imagining an all night diner in a redwall world. little rat smoking while cooking on a flaptop. burned coffee in an acorn mug. the whole thing is inside a pumpkin

fuck you

“AI music is so good dude check this out” The AI song: I love to penis. with a wenis and a benis and a venus. You know I mean this. With a penis and a wenis and a benis and venus anythinga with penus eating extra peanuts I love to I love to penis

Black mirror episode where a chud jokes that he identifies as an attack helicopter and then has his consciousness transferred to an attack helicopter, and lives a nightmarish existence with no autonomy slaughtering civilians while the soldiers inside laugh and joke about it

rouxls means business!

(warmup) *me, waking up from a coma that started in summer* oh boy i love that new suit design samus has, i gotta draw that like right now #art #metroidprime4 #samus

I'm not saying it isn't a valid take but I will say that "some people enjoy fiction with dark or taboo themes as a coping mechanism" has some big "some women use birth control for period management" energy

There's gotta be some way I can spin Metroid Prime 4's divisiveness to be about how Star Fox Zero was actually really cool and fun

Can we at least all agree that Samus in the Metroid suit from Dread is literally the sexiest Samus has ever looked not even as a bit

having played mgs2 recently I have to say the people who misinterpret the Patriots' intentions are so funny. like yes the internet IS full of sludge but no we absolutely should not under any circumstance be supportive of an antagonistic robot who basically calls jack slurs curating our data for us.

“Metroid Prime 4 is getting universally hated”

i miss Trevor Moore so bad youtu.be/_YNgRRyRxK0?...

Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press

Rhett has the eyes of a murderer, but he is cold, measured, malicious; he is possessed of one goal and the infinite patience to carry it out. Link simply kills indiscriminately—in this way, he is less man and more animal

DK Rogues

doing this with my jakks pacific link and zelda

fuck all the haters im going back in at 1 twitch.tv/hoshizoralone

I watched some of Vinny play #MetroidPrime4 and I've come to the conclusion that you're all extremely stupid

Old Samus posting 🦾👱‍♀️💥🪐💥