I need a joint the size of my leg. And an iced coffee.

ROTY

I don’t have any oreos wtf

I’m having a very tough day mentally. Anxiety is super high for no reason? Like the world’s gonna come crashing down soon; could be minutes, could be days. And I know it won’t actually happen, which makes me feel silly, then makes me feel guilty on top of it all. Plus I suck at everything.

The Olivia Miles revolution is being televised. Did she just begin the Rookie of the Year campaign?

The replays are just 🤌 Minnesota Miles is disgusting...

Lynx held a moment of silence for Alex Pretti and Renee Good ahead of the season opener at Target Center:

It’s another Kyle Freeland game

Sophie going with the Qbert tan today. #WNBA

Today is the day! #WNBA

You should watch this too if you haven’t

The ocd compulsion I’m currently working on getting rid of is constantly quitting the apps on my phone. It’s a dumb one, but surprisingly annoying.

His name is Igor Lytvynchuk and he owns several logistics companies in the area. If you or your company use his services, please consider cutting ties.

Let’s go Valks *and* Storm! I love these ladies and I hope everyone has fun!

taco’s

The OKC Thunder are a political metaphor, everybody hates this shit but it is going to keep happening

The overarching theme of the 2026 playoffs has been *everyone* mad at the refs favoring OKC. Great stuff.

ROCKIES GRAND SLAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

Here we go Rockies!

I hope someone has the balls to ask Kroenke what the timeline is on the Aaron Gordon private market hamstring transplant.

I’d like to ask Josh Kroenke if they’re ever going to open their wallets and give the fans what we really want; someone to carry us directly to our seat, so we don’t have to walk at all, not even a little bit.

I would like to ask Josh Kroenke if they will ever spend money on better women’s merch or if we are really gonna waste Jokic’s prime on crop tops and bedazzled hats.

My main question for Josh Kroenke would be if they plan on stocking any Sugar Free drinks at the smaller food and drink stands on the concourses or if we will still have to go to the bar to get them

Good day for an iced coffee

🎶 Find the person who voted for this 🎶 🎶 Turn their face to a baile 🎶

Kahleah Copper might have (publicly?) dropped news that Alyssa Thomas and DeWanna Bonner got married. “Let’s let her wife go first,” Copper said when she, Thomas and Nate Tibbets were asked a question on Bonner heading into her 18th season.

Home for the rest of the day ❄️ Let’s get high 💨

At least he has a cool new banner pic tho

Rockies update

Oopsies, I treated myself again

Help, I’m addicted to Ziggi’s

Ok but which Met Gala look made you laugh the hardest??

The only Star Wars I’ve seen is the Jar Jar Binks one.

The back of Beyonce’s dress is somehow even more incredible!!

Beyonce

Watch the commission of Box Elder County, Utah, (pop. 65k) walk out of their meeting today and move to Zoom because so many citizens showed up to protest the Kevin O'Leary data center -- the one that could use 2x as much energy as the entire state currently consumes. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYrl...

Hi, hello. Paige Bueckers is at the Met Gala. (📸: WNBA on X)

We’re all Chicago Sky fans now. Sorry to the originals.

LET’S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mickey Moneybags

Was there a Shams in Ancient Rome? Breaking news alerts about gladiators?

That's an I'm not gonna embarrass you in front of thousands of people yes. 😬😬😬😬😬

I say to my husband, “Rudy Giuliani is in the hospital. I hope he’s preparing to rot in hell”. My hubs says “Well, I wished that had happened before game 6” to which I said “Giuliani not Gobert”. He laughs and says “Yeah, I know you’re not a fan but that did seem a little extreme”. 😂

MICKEYYYYYYYYY 💰💰💰💰💰

MONEYYYYYYYYYYYY MONIAK!

LET’S GO TROY JOHNSTON RUMFIELD

Local ice cream place is working smarter not harder.

Well, it’s obvious that the Rockies need Mickey

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢