there he is, the hammer. as we know him

looks like alonso to asg/derby leaked last night but i'm glad adley got his solo moment

lol

convinced this is a body double for cowser

cute

this is funny to me because this is how i talk about my favorite players. but i am extremely insufferable and not managing the team

all hail the Coors Field squirrel

:)

i needed this rockies game after being forced to see tr**** ke***'s face all day, which deeply agitated me, gave me indigestion, upset my moral sensibilities, etc

that's his jacket :)

JAKE MCCARTHY GRAND SLAM!!!!!

boy most likely to never take the jacket off

Jake McCarthy is like “What if Pete Alonso was a baby duckling”

no mounty rehab before the break is really burning my biscuits. let me have something. it's been 83 days, i'm suffering. don't i deserve nice things

Cedric Mullins makes it 3 straight games with a home run!

does this mean i don't get to see goran višnjić on my feed anymore

damn

ari aster and robert eggers are still nearly tolerable at their worst but if the future is curry barker, we gotta start burning youtubers now

gonna learn not to rub my eyes after sweating spf moisturizer into them one of these years

i post about the rockies now

do you think a depressed mascot could make this??

unconventional strokes!!

jumpscare

"The trees are in misery, and the birds are in misery. I don’t think they sing. They just screech in pain. …Taking a close look at what’s around us, there is some sort of harmony: it’s the harmony of overwhelming and collective murder." Who said it, Werner Herzog or O's fans watching this game?

cowhead man behind home plate put that shit away real fast tonight

need to see him in the derby

i dreamed a dream in time gone by......... when hope was high and life worth living

choosing to believe in the leadoff birthday boy tonight

how did so many of you mistake sammy for coby

hunter goodman has homered in three straight at-bats

rockies losing after an incredible late game comeback > o's spashing a trump loving homophobe all over win graphics

CHAOS IN MINNESOTA

ROCKIES TAKE THE LEAD IN THE 9TH!!!!!!!

down 9999999 late in the game? they'll fix that

HERE COME THE ROCKIES

ward has always had a beard, yes? it took me until this month to recognize him but now i can’t again

serving a look tonight

miss u

the o’s could make at least one queer person happy by announcing a mounty rehab stint today

the whole beltway series is gonna come down to which bullpen shits their pants the most. real sicko stuff coming up this weekend

everything reminds me of them

i'm a big fan of mounty to the guards

rockies with the series win over the red sox! delightful

"kevin, you put the wrong leg up!"

went 0-5 as the dh tonight btw

jarren duran is already being such a massive piss baby tonight

treating myself to watching this another 20 times

GRITTY BOYS