Getting ready for more FB shitposting after hearing this.

The Banner announces coverage of Washington sports

LoL Grandma Funko Pops.

Attack on Titan, but eating Elon makes you the DipshitTitan.

The 14 yo in me rates this 10 noms out of 10.

Did the announcer just say “manifest destiny for Ben Ogden”? Ew.

On a day with few laughs, Tomoyuki Sugano to the Rockies topped the list. He’ll be retired by July and some of the home runs from April will still not have landed

It’s a little thing but I was watching that Chinese movie “Ne Zha” recently and it wasn’t Disney / Pixar quality but it wasn’t horrible and if they ever break the code…

Me visiting the Subaru dealer and seeing the redesigned Outback.

Caught thistoday, still sort of at a loss for words. Talky political-ish thriller of one man under the Brazilian dictatorship in the 70s. It’s a beautiful period piece, costumes, music, sets are perfect, but ultimately a little unsatisfying. IDK, maybe that was the point here.

RIP Greg Brown. www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Ho...

Psyduck is my familiar.

Super psyched for SEA to get 3 points off this turnover.

From FB: “The All American Half Time Show was excellent! Bad bunny or whatever you want to call that crap was garbage.” One question, if you watched the TPUSA show, how do you know the Bad Bunny show was garbage? Why the two reviews?

NYT Pitchbot: At this Woburn Chili’s, we asked six 55 year old Rush fans for their take on the Bad Bunny halftime show. Their answers may not surprise you.

From the group chat: 1: “Bad Bunny sucks. Can’t they just put on Creed or something?” 2: “C’mon grandpa, let’s get you to bed with the rest of your demographic.”

This reminds me of one of those semi-boring ballgames where you don’t feel so bad spending two and a half innings in the Shake Shack line.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

“Last one down buys the Mich Ultras” — things no one has ever said.

Little Free Library Find: French language guidebook to the American West:

57 days after forgetting to play Connections, I finally have a new streak.

It’s the silence after the Vonn crash that’s haunting.

Gotta admit i got a little verklempt at the end. (🎁) wapo.st/4azZseB

Maryland wins every four years, builds more and more transit infrastructure, keeps driving like shit anyway.

I drove my ass over to First Landing for a trail run and now sitting in my car listening to the wind, full of regret.

As a toggle coat guy myself, big fan of the team USA uniform.

I liked the Czechia pattern, kind of a Mondrian vibe as a group.

I think Colombia had the best opening ceremony uniform so far.

Probably for the best for downtown, but thinking back on the heyday, it kind of hurts.

Iron Deficiency and Whine

Double rescue attempt today, netted a goose with an injured foot. Attempted to net a reportedly listless heron but he wasn’t so listless when I showed up.

I live four miles from NMC Portsmouth and Tricare wants to send me to Langley AFB, 30 miles away.

Would you rather ride the doof wagon or dingbus?

Had no idea where this interview would end up; for those who want to get to the story and context, start at 20:10. Shakespeare for the moment.

Anyone know what Ubaldo is up to these days?

The season premiere of Shrinking felt more like a season finale.

(We think) juvenile yellow bellied sapsucker, window strike victim. The full black cap is super unusual.

Official moka pot of the amphib Navy.

NYT reporting the WaPo’s layoffs while WaPo’s homepage says nothing about it is saying … a lot.

“Punch it, the light’s gray.”

Probably late to the realization but MAGA conservatism just can’t get its head around things of value that don’t come with a dollar sign.

Watched F1 and by far the coolest part was when Kerry Condon (on a bicycle) passed Brad Pitt (in a car).

Le lol.

Oof this was a tough read, not only the horrors but also the fight after to preserve truth and memory.

Paging USMC for an off-the-shelf LAW/LSM solution.

I can try to make a trebuchet joke, but it’s a long shot.

We’re gonna get a casino aren’t we?

Major Prize.

Washingtonians are some of the bitchiest people to ever bitch, if the Kennedy Center was in disrepair my God we would have known about it.