a lot going on here

dangling my prepositions...as a bit

trying to figure out which side my bread is buttered on

stoat alert

Portrait of Miss Mary MacIntosh Randolph S. Hewton 1924

am currently in hot pursuit of an oil tanker. will let everyone know if I catch up with it.

Rétro Station Service ⛽️ ESSO ⛽️ avec une voiture SIMCA a identifier 1970

in 2026 I will be 50% safer for work

don't judge a book

sorry, this autopsy is invite-only

I guess people doing seasonal things is just always going to be weird to me.

Columbia Bicycle trade card ca. 1883-1885

anyone can release a book of poetry, they can't stop you, poets have no regulating body

경회루가 무지개토하는거 같은ㄷ….

all caught up in this right now:

help, I've been redacted and I can't clear up

field report: the lesbians are out in force at Costco his afternoon

wheeeeee!

"justice department is violating law" is the gordian knot of this political moment

we're all feeling it

cordoning off this cheese sandwich

sit bones my ass

Helene with Colored Turban by Alexei Jawlensky, 1910 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137545

empathic CPAs are counterintuitive

we feel you, Carol

coming down with a bad case of Irritable Brain Syndrome

I am ultra-processed right now

listening to this dude makes me feel like I'm back in a Mormon church service. those awful cadences, authoritatively delivering giant piles of horse shit.

Freedom for everybody Autonomy for everybody Health care for everybody Transgender for everybody

some days you wake up to the news that they have opened up a whole new front in the war on you and that kind of becomes what that day is all about this is one of those days

this is exactly right

everybody, every day, every where

gender-affirming care is life-affirming care and everyone deserves and has the right to access it

geez this whole deal is grim

who would win in a fight?

as a trans person there's nothing quite as weird as listening these guys trying to talk about procedures they don't understand, can't pronounce correctly, that children don't receive and that remain relatively largely out of reach for adults... he's like a 6th grader reading an essay assignment

who would win in a fight?

I know the funniest joke, but it's only funny if I don't tell it to anyone

all right everyone...time for jumping exercise

you've all been very bad. you've done nothing but complain and haven't shown me any appreciation at all. you all remind me of Joe Biden, who was very, very bad. now go to your rooms and reflect on your actions and don't come out until you're ready to tell me how wonderful I am.

calm down, Mr President, calm the fuck down

anyone else doing stuff right now?

it was me. I was the one who was supposed to be watching when Venezuela took all our land and oil. I'm sorry, everyone. if I'd been doing my job our nation's borders would still extend straight down through the caribbean all the way to Manaus. I don't know what to say, I really let you all down.

Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison. Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.

when drag meets indie rock

"Hole cheese, which you eat with your fingers"

has Big Influence gone too far?

I'd bet money there's a good yiddish word for the glob of cream cheese that gets stuck in the hole when you're schmearing your bagel

list-making has long been a bright red line for me

y'all really need to check this out