I require food…

Wow, local Houston-area journalists actually reporting on the bad shit Anime Matsuri does for the first time in years, actively acknowledging the litany of heinous shit throughout its sordid past. I am genuinely shocked.

He’s not a big fan of being held… his face says it all 😂

Stan Belinda Pitcher Debut: 1989 - Retired: 2000 PIT - COL - ATL - KCR - CIN - BOS

Hunter Goodman is the first player in Rockies history with multiple 3-homer games in a season Only other Rockies with multiple for a career: Larry Walker (3) Todd Helton Carlos Gonzalez

Hunter Goodman is the first batter in #Rockies history to have multiple three home run games in a single season.

Why 😭

Chicken?

😤 Gabriel Hughes was built for the bigs. #GoSpo

TJ Rumfield should be the National League Rookie of the Year.

taco’s

32-year-old #Rockies backup catcher (and occasional reliever) Brett Sullivan just hit the first triple of his career. Ain't that something?

#Rockies 2B Edouard Julien's statcast page makes me laugh. Lots of good red. Tons of walks, doesn't chase, hits the ball hard and finds the sweet spot. If it weren't for his honest-to-goodness worst 2B defense I've ever seen, you'd think he'd be a guy you'd want in the lineup often!

roldy brito bros are going crazy right now. they're causing a ruckus. the condon crew cant think straight because of the brito bros. ridiculous. outrageous. the holliday huddlers are crying and throwing up. i cant with this. and dont get me started on the veen team.

¡Bienvenido a Spokane, Roldy Brito! The Rockies No. 3 prospect joins the Indians after scintillating start with Fresno and an appearance in the All-Star Futures Game. The 19-year-old will start in center field and bat second in his High-A debut tonight at Avista Stadium. #GoSpo

*bing bong* This is a passenger safety announcement: meow meow meow meow. *deafening feedback screech* 📸 Kaohsiung Metro Station, Taiwan

Roldy Brito (PuRP no. 11) is headed to High-A Spokane after a well-deserved promotion!

Fueled by Tommy Hopfe’s record-setting 22-game hitting streak, the Spokane Indians rolled to a 13-4 record in their last 17 games before the All-Star break. #GoSpo

Some excellent news. #Rockies top prospect Roldy Brito is being promoted from Low-A Fresno to the High-A @spokaneindians.bsky.social! Brito just participated in the Futures Game. @hardingmlb.bsky.social was first with the news.

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Help us recognize infielder Jack O’Dowd as this month’s CGI Insights honoree, thanks to @cgi_us

👀 We had a surprise visitor at the ballpark this morning. Best of luck in the second half, Kyle! #GoSpo

Wonderfully ironic that the one place that's being proactive, and in so doing might be the safest fast-food place to eat at right now, is Taco Bell

Who are you?

That was not a very good, interesting, or entertaining All-Star Game.

Hunter Goodman finally got mentioned. Once. By last name only. After they called him by someone else’s name first.

They didn’t even mention on the broadcast that Hunter Goodman had come into the game behind the plate.

Things that would make the All-Star Game better, volume 212: Make pitchers hit.

Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic

Encounter

Phuck Philadelphia.

The #Rockies have their first UDFA of 2026 in South Carolina catcher and infielder Talmadge LeCroy.

Among the many grievances the fact that they repurposed the 4th of July US 250 jerseys as All Star jerseys is also terrible

It's wild how MLB goes out of their way to get the host city as many All-Stars as possible… unless you're Colorado in 2021.

🌟 Our stars are ready to shine in Philly. #GoSpo

RotoGraphs: Poll 2026: Which Group of Batters Performs Better? fantasy.fangraphs.com/poll-2026-wh...

This week, we break down the Day 1 draft picks, headlined by the # Rockies' first pick, Tyler Bell. We then talk about the success of Kyle Karros and Gabriel Hughes, before winding down w/ takeaways from the first half 🍎 buff.ly/lmp0CdY 🟢 buff.ly/NHScH6O 📺 buff.ly/TwiPXIO

Uni made a chicken friend

John Vander Wal PH Debut: 1991 - Retired: 2004 NYY - SFG - PIT - MON - CIN - MIL - SDP - COL

Jake McCarthy is the first player with multiple leadoff inside-the-park home runs in a season since Edd Roush in 1929 !!! h/t @EliasSports

There are now three players in #Rockies history with two inside the park home runs in a single season. Brandon Barnes, 2014 Charlie Blackmon, 2017 Jake McCarthy, 2026

Jake McCarthy kicks off the game with his second inside the park home run of the season for the #Rockies!

He looks way too strong…

The Rockies first-round draft pick Tyler Bell answered a few questions today:

And when the day had ended, Paul DePodesta and Tommy Tanous answered questions from media. www.purplerow.com/colorado-roc...

Today, the #Rays retired number 3 for 3B Evan Longoria.

YARD GOATS PITCHERS ARE DEALING. 🔥 Jackson Cox continues to shine in Hartford, racking up nine strikeouts over six strong innings.

Athletes like Erling Haaland and Alysa Liu hava captured our hearts because we live in a time of incompetent leaders and toxic masculinity. It is such a refreshing rebuke to see people performing at high levels while having fun and being their full selves.