The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

A thing about watching the Olympics I really like is how no one ever tells me to bet on anything

LRT: yeah it's Deadpool and not Spider-Man, that actually makes the insane mad lib even better

Okay guys. Kazakhstan’s Shaidarov just did Kung Fu Fighting in a panda suit, got his ass kicked and then spun by Mortal Kombat dude and Spiderman, finished to Hit Me Baby One More Time and then hugged Jackie Chan. (Not a MadLib)

I had seen the Kung Fu Panda exhibition after Worlds last year but it did not feature a Jackie Chan cameo in Boston!

It's an Elton John medley but featuring "I'm Still Standing" and "The Bitch is Back" and maybe "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" instead of any of the pretty, lyrical songs of his you'd think to use for figure skating.

a diverse range of voices. the libertarians hate women and think they should get to fuck 14 year olds. the conservatives, they want should get to fuck 14 year olds and hate women. and the gadflies? well the gadflies they think they should be able to fuck 14 year olds but get this, they hate women

"But you can't make all those people US citizens" Why not? It shouldn't be harder to make people safe and secure in this country than it is to commit crimes against humanity.

- I think it’s really good for the sport to have a winner who walked away and came back on her own terms and did it in a healthy way, especially after 2022’s nightmare podium of miserable Russian skaters - I hope this is a trend and not a brief respite from Eteri Misery

There were a couple of routines that felt a smidge underscored, it's so easy to see how that could've been a 198

I can't think of any immigrant in American history who has assimilated worse than Musk. The guy hates most of the people here and wants to hurt us, has open contempt for our traditions or values, and has spent billions trying to destroy our culture to replace it with that of his foreign childhood.

SEC Network is promoting the DD Breaux SEC Storied as being about the coach who "vaulted women's sports to new heights" and idk y'all made an SEC Storied about two other gymnastics coaches like ten years ago, and they actually won national titles?

I just wish someone would ask him straight up “do you believe you are above the law” so we could all stop pretending

This is why they made "gossip" a bad thing. Gossip is how women build support networks and also how they warn each other. LYING or SPECULATING is bad. Sharing information is good.

It feels great to work yourself to death for pedophiles who are unable to describe what a grocery store is

Reminder that Olympic Gold Medalist Alysa Liu supports trans rights

I love this photo a ton but I’m also obsessed with this one.

I do not like this cover of "What a Wonderful World" but the upside to that is that I'm not weeping

Here's another angle from the AP's Stephanie Scarbrough. Just so much joy and sportsmanship.

Awwwwwwwww mannnnnnnn, they bleeped for prime time. Cowards.

The last 45 seconds of Alysa's free skate is just her vibing and throwing her joy out into the crowd, I could not adore it more

I hope these messages Alysa is trying to get out here are hitting athletes who need to hear them, but I hope they’re hitting coaches & parents & admins even harder

Love this whole podium

Wake up, new morally repugnant NIMBY just dropped

Three Eteri champions to the absolute antithesis in Alysa Liu. Wowowowow

And now fixing her hair in the various cameras. We do not deserve this woman but we appreciate her!

"Thank you. I enjoy my program a lot, too." What a badass.

WOKE BITCHES STAY WINNING

ALYSA LIU

Ok but we also love how Alysa immediately went to Amber with her panic, that would not have happened with most (if not all) previous teams

the reason none of these women have fallen while the men’s free skate was a demolition derby is bc the female body is better suited to athletic competition than the frail, clumsy male musculature

I do not like this cover of "What a Wonderful World" but the upside to that is that I'm not weeping

“That’s what I’m f—ing talking about!”
 Alysa Liu as she leaves the ice 🔥

A HUNDRED AND FIFTY POINTS

Sports app!

ALYSA LIU

[reading the news] this country is going down the crapper and we deserve it [watching the olympics] USA USA USA

I’m obsessed with her coach’s reaction #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics

Hey it's weird that there's a woman skating under the Israeli flag but the two Russian skaters are listed as unaffiliated, I thought invading your neighbors was bad? 🤔

“Will anyone in the Epstein files be held accountable?” What you have to understand is that while sexual violence is technically illegal and frowned upon in the abstract, in practice it is accepted, ubiquitous, de rigeur, and a primary vehicle for male bonding.

Is the Kansas City metro too car dependent? Absolutely. It's a small US city. That's part of it. Do I still cackle at people who complain about how spread out it is or claim that it's hard to get around with a car? Bitch I lived in Atlanta, of course I do.

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

"free/cheap/non-toxic youth sports" feels like one of those skeleton keys that would have knock-on effects accidentally fix 100 unrelated things about America or, you know, even if it didn't, at least a bunch of kids would be able to have fun playing sports

He has 9 kids with 3 different women, fyi

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

"New moms exclude their MILs" The day I came home from the hospital after having my son my mom washed my sheets and changed our bed, cooked all of my meals, and made sure my water bottle stayed full. My mother in law made sure I texted her friends thank yous for the flowers they sent us.

I can’t believe you lefty Luddites hate tech so much that you embrace mRNA vaccines, heat pumps, electric bikes, hybrid work, renewable power (and awesome advancements in storage), space telescopes, and hot/cold running water but reject the planet destroying plagiarism enrich the worst people bots!

of COURSE there's a technology the left is excited about

2026 basically