My sister has an office job I could probably mostly figure out except she's bilingual and needs French for her job and I do not speak French. My brother has a manual labor heavy job that I could learn but would be bad at to start.

In a season where I look back at our wedding pictures and mostly am shocked by how well rested we look. Happy 8 years to us!

My parents had a friend who died this winter after treating his cancer with ivermectin instead of actual medicine. This bullshit already has a body count.

We have UHC now and it's not ideal but at least I did not have to spend almost 8 hours on the phone with them while less than two weeks postpartum trying to explain that my husband could not use a topical antifungal medication to treat the fungal infection inside his lungs (that was Anthem).

If you live dishonorably … in death i will call you dishonorable

every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act

If we’d speak more ill of the dead, maybe it would remind the living not to be assholes.

It’s interesting that unlike this administration, God has no problem removing a Confederate monument

He was back today and sang the song again but instead of just being with my 2 year old I was also with my husband and brother in law and sister in law so now other people know I wasn't full of shit

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

Born to be a 250 pound TE bullying safeties in the slot, forced by birth to play a sport where they penalize you for being stronger than the people around you.

The accumulation of breaks for England down the stretch here is...intriguing?

"I'll vote for a woman, just not *that* woman." It's time to accept that many self-styled white male progressives see the world through this lens... and that every notable woman Democratic leader will eventually be viewed as *that* woman through their eyes.

And now for Erling Haalaand's biggest test - his flawless ponytail v Miami humidity

Typically just mustard, but pickles and hot peppers are fine if they're around (but I don't like sweet relish)

Mom strength: ACTIVATED 🥹💪 Midfielder Vanessa DiBernardo is available for our match vs Orlando tomorrow after being removed from maternity leave.

oh thank god finally a pausa de hidratación i haven't had any water for two solid days

anyone remember when gambling was illegal instead of the basis of the economy

Thank you to everyone who engaged here in some way. I just think it’s important to remind people sometimes that the women you like, who you may think kind things about or admire, and who seem brave and fun, may be carrying the same shit as women you judge and question regarding sexual assault.

yeah man that guy got canceled. his life got ruined. he has an army of guys that defend him and makes a few grand every month because of them. the woman who canceled him? yeah she did it for the clout only. she's famous. she's known as "the woman who can't go anywhere without immediate harassment"

Toddler didn't go back to sleep, so he joined the airport taxi. Nobody prepared me for the agony of your small child in the back of the car crying and yelling "need go with Nanny!" when you're also in postpartum soup and not quite ready to say goodbye to your mom 🥴

Toddler woke up at 3:15 because of very loud thunder and needed to come to our bed to settle. His noise woke baby up. She nursed on and off until 4:30. I've got a 5:15 alarm to take my mom to the airport and haven't gone back to sleep yet. Thursday is gonna be fun 🫠

I need to try this again, I went to my local Fleet Feet and the guy had a "all women wear too small shoes" soapbox and wanted to sell me something in stock and I ended up spending $200 on shoes that are too big and give me bleeding heel blisters 😭

I have no idea what's going on with Mitch McConnell, but the phrase "rigor tortoise" just popped into my brain and I had to get it out. Thank you for your patience and my sincere apologies.

In which @philmoscovitch.bsky.social explains the connection between COVID and the increasing lawlessness of drivers, a thing I’ve been harping on about for a while!

'She should have come forward sooner' is always the first response like no she was waiting to see if maybe society would do better and she wouldn't have to join the ranks of women who ruined their lives in the hope that their assailants wouldn't gain even more power.

We're more of a women's soccer school

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

See this is why in my house we don't watch boys play soccer, they're just too unreliable

will say it forever: equal pay was a tremendously favorable deal for the men

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

I have no real ethical quandaries about the red card situation but this is my concern. it’s like attending that knicks game times a million

Ok well this was fun until it wasn't

watched a Belgian fan say "we have been making beer centuries longer than they have been a country" and ykw, fair play

Talking sense into the group chat

an election is a job interview to become one of the most powerful people in the country. he is “innocent until proven guilty” in that no one can throw him in jail without a trial. it doesn’t mean “you are legally obligated to give him the job he wants and he can’t ever face a single consequence”

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If the soccer neophytes opining about FIFA bullshit want a new thing to yell about, they can start with the fact that FIFA would be within their rights to pull these players off the pitch because of Mexico fans doing homophobic chants *again*, but will not.

I can't believe people are openly rooting for england considering He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

everyone is mad about the wrong thing the problem with trump sticking himself in the affairs of the US mutant ninja turtles this world cup isn't that it's naked corruption, it's that by exposing them to his rancid vibes he's gonna make them lose just like the knicks lost at msg when he was there

Alabama fans in 2010: Auburn should do the right thing and sit Cam Newton. Auburn:

“I think a 25 year old professional athlete should jeopardize his future career and irreparably alienate his teammates by voluntarily sitting out the biggest match of his life because FIFA is corrupt and I hate Donald Trump.” That’s the fucking argument you boomer imbeciles are making.

The Impossible Dream commercial is no longer possible due to the elimination of Brazil. Exactly what we all thought the first limiting factor would be.

SOMEONE MENTIONED IT. You know the rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...

Feels even stranger on a weekend where two beloved former KC Current players made PKs!

I just can't get worked up about FIFA being corrupt because that's what they do. It'll go against us soon. They'll screw everyone over for a bag of chips