Saw an ad for M&Ms today and honestly....if you don't know about M&Ms by now you are dumb as fuck

Bia is allowed a goal. No more now.

Fewer nosebleeds, please

Captain Izzy?

Well congrats to the Portland Thorns for no longer being the most scored on team at CPKC

Lol that one would've just been mean

Oh, Captain Bia! That's nice

Football is life?

I can't believe Rory's daughter is that old!!! But I guess she's like 5.5?

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

Scottie Scheffler showing signs of remembering how to putt is maybe a thing to monitor

Our neighborhood was built in the early '80s. Mostly 3 and 4 bedroom houses. Around a quarter are still owned by the original owners, mostly in their 70s and older. Sometimes these old people stop us and say how NICE it is to see small kids and if only there were more. Who's gonna tell them?

Has Harris English always looked like Lane Kiffin or is this a product of how they're aging?

The scale of the heatwave was so extreme that almost 1/3 of active US weather stations set a new record for their locally warmest day in March. The only other time such a large fraction of stations simultaneously set new monthly records was during the Dust Bowl. 10/

What if we decided to have a nation run by literally anyone besides narcissistic male sex criminals

women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?

Patrick Murphy is the only SEC softball coach to win 400 conference games. He just won his 500th!

sitting in my favorite recliner watching saturday at the masters, just like bryson dechambeau look ma i’m a professional golfer now

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

An mRNA treatment for PANCREATIC CANCER was in trials, among many other uses. Choosing to end this research is choosing to sentence millions to an early, painful death

Science is good. We should fund it.

Stop adding bacon to stuff, building the upcharge into the price of the item, and refusing to substitute it without additional upcharges!

Took 2 to his well child visit this morning and found out our pediatrician is transitioning out of general pediatrics and we need to find someone new. I'm 30 weeks pregnant 🫠

cis women transphobes are as embarassing as they are revolting because they will declare with their whole chest “I am less capable than a man and I demand you treat me accordingly by lowering your expectations!” girl shut the fuck up there’s no gender advantage in CHESS

Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight https://theonion.com/passenger-gives-birth-mid-flight/

BREAKING: study shows men love having young ladies around, but men do not like it when mom, wife, or teacher tells them what to do

To all who celebrate

FEWER! PREGNANT! TEENS! IS! BETTER! Do not concede this point to the pedophiles and their enablers!!!!!!!!

Lololololol this started with me saying it would be nice if more of our elected officials were only 3x the age of 19 year olds and only took two quotepost goalpost moves, some people love to fight as stupid as possible out here on Al Gore's internet

I got this from Nuuly and it's only like $25 to keep it. I'm tempted, but orange is not in my usual colors (roll Tide, etc) and I'm not always a jumpsuit person and a little worried I look too much like a pumpkin 🫣 color is most accurate in the selfie. Help?

stop being so fucking heinous and evil that only the weirdest weirdos from Nazis weirdoville want to be at your cookout

I bet that the highlighted dog owner has exclusively empathetic takes on ten pound babies in public!

Temwa takes Times Square 📺🤩 📸: @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social

it's a lot of little things*, but as they add up it gets harder and harder to shake the sense that we are in a period of societal rot when a significant number of people just no longer believe in the social contract

If you bring your non-service dog to public places where other people eat or purchase food outside of explicitly dog friendly events, YOU'RE THE PROBLEM

What is with all these spaghetti strap maternity dresses? You cannot tell me everyone else is wearing strapless bras on random days in late pregnancy, I don't believe you.

We don't talk enough about how "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" would probably be considered treason

Have some serotonin, friends

TL;DR: She's a racist TERF and was okay with that gamble. Shocking!

It's incredible how every single person in the "I spent 9 years rooting for you to suffer and die but now I need you to fight for me because I am being personally affected " looks and sounds exactly the same whatever their angle of attack

Yes, the Strait of Hormuz is now tolled and that's bad. Also there's an entire school of little girls that will never grow up and an entire country of people who are traumatized for the rest of their lives because they thought they were going to die, and that's way, WAY worse.

Oh NOW Ralph Nader gives a shit about enabling unconstitutional power grabs by Republicans 🫠

Americans suffer from a desperate need to believe in the inherent goodness of the American electorate--the idea that a voter in 2024--after nearly a decade of unfiltered, widely broadcast, deeply fascist rhetoric from Donald Trump--was simply "tricked" by a Facebook algorithm or a Fox News segment.

Also I do not expect the US defeat in a war the US started will change much for MAGA. These people are still slobbering over Bobby Lee 150 years later

Woke up wanting a salt bagel with jalapeno cream cheese and smoked salmon from the place by my old office but I can't eat smoked salmon 😭 the degree to which food I crave while pregnant overlaps with food I can't eat while pregnant is actually devastating

OH. MY. GOD. THIS IS THE MILKY WAY SHOT BY THE ARTEMIS II CREW. LOOK AT ALL THOSE STARS!!!!

The fact that nobody seriously believes there is an institution in this country that will check the president—that we’re all just sitting here hoping that he gets distracted and fails to follow through on his genocidal threats—is the most damning indictment of our political system I’ve seen yet.

How the fuck are we letting them continue to admire that he says what he thinks while also excusing every horrifying thing he says as not actually what he means? It's been A FULL DECADE of this nonsense. Please, for once, be serious.

I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.