This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning

A little motherly kvelling, if that’s ok with everyone: My son has been working on Risk of Rain 2 (Gearbox Games) for about 1.5 years and he created a character called Best Buddy for DLC 3. The company decided to make a plush version and it just arrived today 🩵 Link in comments.

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......

I have just been informed that if you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to the newly renamed West Palm Beach Airport, your ticket will say FUK -> DJT.

You know, now that West Palm Beach Airport has been renamed, you can book a ticket from there to Sioux City, Iowa and your ticket will say DJT -> SUX. #thingsithinkabout

“Thank you for calling the Bone Phone, how may I direct your call?”

I have no idea what's going on with Mitch McConnell, but the phrase "rigor tortoise" just popped into my brain and I had to get it out. Thank you for your patience and my sincere apologies.

Ha ha ha ha NO.

Jack Smith: "I think we are facing an attack on the rule of law that is different in kind and scope to anything I've seen in my lifetime"

Please watch out for your puppy's feet during the heatwave, friends. The ground becomes a burning hot cookie sheet.

What happened to Scott Wiener at yesterday's trans rights rally in San Francisco was disgusting, appalling, and unacceptable. I am deeply grateful to Mr. Wiener for supporting trans equality, and it is insane to me that anyone would harass him in that setting. 1/2

Happy 100th to this mothertrucking icon.

This is Holly. Every day for the past 5 years, she picks out a stick and brings it to her favorite spot for “zen time.” While her stick may change, her routine never does. 13/10 (IG: hollythebluestaffy)

Dustin Nolan, Emmy winning anchor at KWQC TV6 in the Quad Cities, quit live on air Friday. "We have to be more than sanitized news because it makes people feel uncomfortable. The facts matter." He did not name his reasons. He did not have to.

No one panic, but I have just been informed that there are people in Texas who DUNK their bagels. 😳 Please respect my need for privacy as I process this turn of events.

I may need a surgeon for this.

Nobody is making profits. It is going to burst and it is going to take all those data centers with it. Keep your skills. Practice your crafts. Hold on to your books. Stay sharp.

Your dad will really like a year's membership to The Onion, which is $75 for the next year until tomorrow night. If you get him a gift subscription, we'll send a certificate to print out or email to him for tomorrow. This Father's Day, at least shock and confuse him. membership.theonion.com/gifts/

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

OK, I’ll say it. I love the new portrait of the Obamas The artist, Njideka Akunyili Crosby, is immensely gifted. And maybe this is just the way I see things, but I truly wish she had placed the tree a few inches over so that I’m not focused on what looks like antlers on the president’s head.

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

The misogynistic smearing of a former First Lady at a White House event sanctioned by a President … is a stain that will not be removable

If landlords can refuse to allow certain breeds of dogs because they’re “dangerous” we should be able to disallow cybertrucks. They’re far more dangerous than any dog breed with actual statistics to back it up.

🧵 My mom, in her twice weekly phone call from the independent living facility: So you’ll never guess what. I’m eating vegetarian now. Me: That’s fantastic, Mom. What are you having for dinner? Mom: Pork. Me: {Long pause, because this could be a trap} That’s … not vegetarian, Mom. Pork is meat.

Behind every tired Ukrainian face Is a stubborn refusal to give up. A quiet decision made every day: To keep living🇺🇦

fake feds are investigating ballots that don’t exist from a made-up city. other than that, totally checks out.

At the Chania old town port

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

My friends, a “small fruit bowl,” by Greek standards 😳

Crosswordese Through the Ages: AGORA. Agora ruins just outside the Acropolis in Athens.

This is Chootie. He looks like a dog, but from one of those 15th century paintings done by someone who had only ever heard about dogs. 12/10 (IG: chootieboy)

Crosswordese Throughout the Ages: STOA. #Heraklion Archeological Museum

Bari Weiss not beating the bootlicking propagandist allegations here:

Crosswordese Through the Ages: EWER. Knossos Architectural Museum

Crosswordese Through the Ages: The world’s first ETUIs. Knossos Architectural Museum

Just arrived in Crete. We are the only people staying at this hotel and it is run by a man and a woman who appears to be his mother. This is not giving Bates Motel at all. IMPORTANT UPDATE: There is also a grandmother.

Scott Pelley was ousted from CBS News in the exact manner Bari Weiss *thinks* she was ousted from NYT

Thank goodness for people like Scott Pelley.

A brief and fairly negative Japanese restaurant review as written by Wyna Liu, editor of the NYT game Connections.

You can certainly apply to be one! (I don’t work there anymore so I’m not sure what their situation is now.) Send a note to [email protected] and ask that it be forwarded to the puzzle testing coordinator. Good luck!

Hey look, the White House is now a Six Flags

Manny Nosowsky was a generational crossword talent and really encouraging to me (and other new constructors) in the '00s. Sorry to hear of his passing. This obit from @debamlen.bsky.social really clearly shows why he was such a great clue-writer. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/24/u...

My final, final byline for The Times: an affectionate send off for Manny Nosowsky, one of the greatest constructors of them all. Thanks for your kindness, Manny, and sincere condolences, Debby and family. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/24/u...

If I see someone expressing enthusiasm for some music on here & I dislike that music I tend not to assume that person is looking for me to tell them what I think nor that they are interested in hearing about it. I also assume that parrying someone’s enthusiasm with negativity helps nobody & nothing.

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

Conclusion: Never have a cockatiel as a pet. #thereisnoreasontopanic

NEPOHAT: A topper that got its job because of who its parents are