Reveille googling "how to put out other eye" right now

Ban all cars from downtown.

Mizzou lost a football game to Indiana when that was not a thing people would expect to happen. I threw the empty plastic beer boot I had been drinking from on the floor and stomped it to pieces. That got me tossed.

Goddammit share.google/iTVxJPgjOSis...

What the fuckkkkkkk are we doing

JD Vance let's go play 120 minutes of full contact soccer right now. My knees aren't going to function ever again, but you're going to walk this back.

They don't call him DeFakest Clark

Getting into Charlotte on 1/1 at about 6PM, leaving 1/3 in the afternoon. Charlotte people, where should I stay to have easy car-free access to the Mayo Bowl (walk or light rail/bus)?

Napoleon Bovino

I want to believe, but I can't find a single reputable news source that has reported on this, only engagement farming social media accounts.

You know what legendary British hero *hasn't* been blown to pieces and is ready to come back? That's right everyone, it's Jack Aubrey!

To the 29

Welp, I'm going to this. www.gofevo.com/event/Dukesm...

Barely 4 and the sun is already setting I hate this fucking season.

MCA: Now the legend lives Beastie Boys: ON! Ad-Rock: From the Chippewa on down Mike D: Of the big Beastie Boys: LAKE! Mike D: they call Gitche Beastie Boys: GUMEE!

The Gales of November sure did come slashing overnight, it's cold AF out there.

Perhaps we moderns haven't given Winston Churchill enough credit for being such a stubborn "fuck deals with Nazis we'll fight them in the pub if we have to" guy, since that quality is apparently rarer than we thought...

Oh that's a bad goal to give up by Gotham

Gender is a performance and mine is a stadium organist playing "Here Comes The King"

I think I've got one more score in me before I flip to another game and start making orange vegetable and Indian spices soup.

Yeah there's a reason my response to the Pribula injury was to have a few more drinks than I planned to.

Zollers buddy you can't throw everything like it has to go 25 yards

I could get used to Zoller/Olugbode for a few years

Did Matt Zollers have David Bowie do his eye black

Gus is right about the Heisman, that's the Heisman moment.

Penn State you are not beating the "Tottenham Hotspur of CFB" allegations

Those calves don't impress me Kirk, I've seen Jack Grealish

Joao Klauss is the weirdest player

Let's play some trivia.

Time to go run the neighborhood association trivia night

Damn you know it smell crazy in there

We take two pieces of hardtack, spread some casu marzu on them, and top with hakarl, freshly sliced durian, and our house capsaicin extract. We don't get many customers at our deli.

Better to be judged by 12" than carried out by 6"

i won't trust mamdani until he repudiates his past views in full. i need a full public apology for ever supporting arsenal

This better be the only Arsenal win I have to celebrate

Alan Dershowitz youtu.be/6nfOwX2eVNI?...

A reminder that there is no way to know what caused a plane crash until the NTSB is able to do a full investigation, and that they are a federal agency.

How can this man expect to say "vote blue no matter who" in 2026 and expect to be taken seriously? He should be removed from leadership.

NYC residents, please vote for the Arsenal fan. *vomits*

CHENEY'S IN A BOX, IN A BOX, CHENEY'S IN A BOX, NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAA

This is a Japanese Curry brick. It costs between $4-$6, and has enough flavor to make 8-10 meals worth of curry. You can do the recommended potato/carrot/onion/meat, or sub in other veg or tofu (just note that you will be boiling this recipe). Serve over rice. share.google/FiAAWeTVRVBk...

The free press only exists for conservatives.

"Where the fuck is the land dolphin Bezos, we just wanna talk"

Can food banks/pantries accept the sorts of bulk packaged spices you get at various international markets, or do they have to be sealed in the little McCormick bottles?

Good afternoon to @wardamnmegs.bsky.social @opg.bsky.social and all the other women who care about Auburn football.

A tifo!

I am not going to perceive Spurs/Chelsea, as I hate this match. I'll just have some silly CFB on and do dishes.