My flight is a bit delayed, so I think I'll be headed to the Charlotte Beer Garden for UGA/Ole Miss if anyone already in town would like to join me.

Why are we playing Brentford a second time before having ever played Sunderland? Did MLS make this schedule?

Plenty of time for an airport beer. T2 at Lambert isn't actually terrible!

Today is the day I find the CLT

This, but the pick Julian Sayin just threw @sickoscommittee.org

This kills the crab and/or buckeye

@brassafrass.bsky.social I'm beginning to think Carson Beck isn't going to throw the dumbest pick you've ever seen tonight...

Not the most aesthetically pleasing cooking pic, but it's very tasty.

If George Washington could see this he would have ſurrendered to the Britiſh

Steve Sarcheesian

I'm a bit sad that the saag I made is a horrendous color because I decided to clean out the leafy greens in my fridge and it's like half cabbage.

No contest

Okay a Viking River Cruises ad feels appropriate for a Michigan bowl game.

Behold the world's most labor intensive baby food

Time to chop a zillion onions to caramelize them.

In 2025, this happened. Let's hope 2026 brings us something we can all celebrate as raucously.

Why does the Alamo Bowl get ads for expensive pans instead of bargain dick pills?

@juangrandeasu.bsky.social @meghancolleen.bsky.social there's someplace near Latta Arcade that would be a good option to watch the last playoff game, right?

When I was a Lyft driver, I dropped a middle aged gentleman and what seemed to be a relatively new girlfriend off at a sex shop in North St. Louis that he had the route to memorized.

Did the chatbot advocate for it to be blinded, fed until it's really fat, and then drowned in Armagnac and roasted whole, because that's about the best use case for it. I wouldn't even cover my head.

This is how it felt to waste Steven Jackson's whole career.

Damn, tomatoes was gettin' freaky back in the day.

Carne asada and associated accoutrements

Bowl marketer: You got the protein Pop-Tart costume made yet? Underling: Sure did boss, I got it real sexy like you asked for... Bowl marketer: ...what?

Made Nong's Khao Man Gai from scratch.

I'm happy because we won, I don't *need* to see the advanced metrics that outline how we weren't actually good today.

Demolish all highways through urban centers and ban cars within ~1 mile of "downtown"

I really hope there's a way I can hang out with both @juangrandeasu.bsky.social and his tailgate people and the @sickoscommittee.org this Friday.

Three points are three points

Brennan at least hit the damn target with your wildly offsides chip

Odobert doink

Uggggh

Missed it by that much

Welp

Needs to be Zollers time now.

Uh oh

Yiiiikes

Oh no! Disaster!

The football gods have punished you for cowardice, Tony Elliott

There's an Ahmad Hardy/Umamusume mashup that somebody far more creative than me could make and sell to like 20 people.

Ahmad Hardy is a horse.

MIZ

Oh no

We got a Yakety Sax

I can't wait until the menswear guy gets wind of this.

Logistics *is* lethality, Army, no matter what they say...

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Any UVA fans want to bet a $25 contribution to a food bank in Columbia or Charlottesville on the game this evening?

Goat eepy.

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