Lamine Yamal got the badge in

Brendan Aaronson if you score an own goal tomorrow you will drink for free at Amsterdam Tavern for the rest of your life.

Mikel Arteta managed that horribly and deserved to bottle it.

If I was a West Ham fan I would be beyond volcanically angry at this, but as I'm a Spurs fan, they can all do one.

What a way to decide a title and possibly a relegation fight.

Either result is fine with me really.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL bench red

*fine*

Cryscencio Summerville sounds like the name of an elf in a bad fantasy novel.

I just hope both teams (Arsenal, West Ham) have a bad time.

Sure the US could spend hundreds of millions of dollars on interceptor missiles to counter Shaheds, but have we tried sending teams of commandos in to paint "Becher 11" on the back of them?

They don't ask how, they ask how many.

This team could not score if they walked into Castle Argh and shot Lancelot before they came in.

Lantern festival

RIP Bobby Cox, St. Peter is getting yelled at right now.

Really hoping for a frog and the scorpion situation tomorrow.

Bournemouth have a midfielder named David Brooks who is a right winger. I can't make a better joke than that.

Just turned on Bournemouth/Fulham and this is a @sickosfc.bsky.social special

I need Ree Drummond to put her own spin on egg fried rice like I need *it* to happen.

I should have bought 10 more fresh corn tortillas and a caguama.

That's enough work, time to go to the supermercado and get taco stuff.

@stlcitysc.com needs to read this (and let us bring our banners in again and more)

Look, you gotta [redacted] these [parody] until they stop trying to [not an actionable threat]. That's the only way.

Congratulations idiots, you made the only bad train.

I just hope both these teams have fun and the winner beats Arsenal to death with hammers in Budapest (metaphorically)

This is Hat Man Punch

I wonder if Ted Turner will officially bequeath the land he's been letting the BSA use near Philmont to the BSA.

Boooooooooo

If Spurs win Saturday, we could have a hilarious outcome where Arsenal and West Ham draw and ruin each other's hopes, and I think Spurs fans deserve that.

$64 get-in price for a pre World Cup friendly is *nasty* work, FIFA.

he did give us this glorious moment

Diego Gigliani is still the same fucking clown he's been since he got here, and Carolyn Kindle should be embarrassed to own this shit product.

I'm willing to give Yoann Damet a lot of slack given how bad the attacking options are, but FFS, you *have* to start rotating and benching the guys who suck. Simon Becher has done *nothing* to deserve these minutes.

This entire fucking organization is rudderless

Change out all of these fucking attackers at the window.

Un. Fucking. Believable.

This is the drunkest 0-0 game I've ever seen

More like Hand of Clod

Becher and Wallem are so fucking ass

We really struggle with pace

St. Louis City are sleepwalking

Our busted-ass squad played very well today, but Aston Villa threw this match from a personnel and tactics standpoint.

Villa look like they're playing for load management, we look like we need this game to live.

Put Thomas Frank in jail.

GALLAGHER!

COYMFS