Looks like "fixing Army's defense" wasn't on the meeting agenda...

As part of our effort to raise money for the Out of the Darkness walk we are raffling off two autographed items. Tickets are sold online and will be sold at Saturday's pregame. $5 per ticket or 3 for $12. See details linked below. www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...

London is changed, it's so changed. It's under Spuria Law.

You seldom have to hand it to him, but...

I'm a man! I'm unemployed! -Mike Gundy, apparently

Tylenol turned me into a newt! (I got better)

Can the beavers stay late to attend this technical review?

Executive order requiring all recipes to measure dry goods by weight instead of volume. Executive order allowing Friday beers to be consumed anywhere when it's nice out.

@cinquinho.bsky.social so all my clubs are just going to raid yours I guess...

📉 dashare.zone ADMIN

RIP Cicero's (and fuck their dumbass landlord who still hasn't put anything in that space 8 years later)

I swear STLPR has run stories about how common messy house title situations are north of Delmar...

Only one thing can save the economy now

What am I supposed to leave out for Rapture Claus tomorrow night?

This NWSL commentary pair on ESPN needs to shut up and actually call the game.

Technologically advance a band: Grand Funk Maglev

Holler about that

That should kill the chickens

Getting very tired of LaNorris Sellers

CHINGA LA MIGRA GET THAT FUCKING AD OFF MY FOOTBALL BROADCAST ESPN YOU FUCKHEADS

I come in from grilling and am immediately greeted with a DOINK

Bill, you're already in Orlando. Quit at half, drive a couple hours southeast, and buy yourself a nice condo.

Real quick, is the algorithm at the other place neutral, or does one guy routinely fuck with it to promote certain content in line with his beliefs?

Nick Saban and Kalen DeBoer

@soletssay.bsky.social you know what you have to do...

They made it out of a box, they know ball.

@hollerin-bout-the-cocks.com the only acceptable cock hollerin' today starts in 20 minutes

Hey you wanna feel old as shit? The seniors on the "I'm a man, I'm 40" Mike Gundy team are now 40.

A second email of you being a smug dickhead has hit my inbox. We should pay for the union's ratification bonus by firing you.

The union is giving you a proposal they will accept. It's not a publicity stunt, asshole executive. Quit dicking around and get them back on the line.

This would also be a good time for the national head of the Democratic party to publicly call for his resignation.

This is the kind of offensive firepower that Man U need instead of spending zillions in the transfer market and hold on, I'm being passed a note...

Smash two movies together Snakes On A Soul Plane

Not single, but: @wtyppod.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social The Rest is Football Honorable mentions: Wine For Normal People, Hardcore History, Not Another D&D Podcast, Bodega Boys (RIP)

I really want a beer or two right now, but one of the things I've been going to therapy about is not using alcohol as a coping mechanism when I get stressed or things get bad, so I guess I'm just going to white-knuckle it.

Well it's a good thing I have a therapist appointment next week because goddamn.

Bleccch, cubes

Are we going to get @soletssay.bsky.social's Peruna voice threatening to meet us outside if we keep using the old slogan?

The Never Going To Return To Power Rangers

I have been frustrated with STL City deciding to wait until the off-season to hire a new sporting director (and coach), but you can also move fast and be stupid.

I'm taking G because I love Mexican food, but it and D are top tier. C and F are second, A/E/H is the third tier and then B is last. If wine/beer/spirits are counted, G is top tier, A and D are second, H, F, and B are third, and C and E are last.

Bentancur/Romero need to decleat that motherfucker.

What do people use to listen to UCL on the radio, this is driving me nuts not being able to listen to it.

Disappointed that Villarreal have left a certain midfielder on their bench where Cristian Romero can't get him.

RIOT PROSECCO

That cancels out Piers Morgan, they've still got Bin Laden

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

When I'm president of the world, we're requiring every office to have an Italian style espresso bar in the lobby and requiring two visits a day. The defense budget is going to have to take a bit of a haircut.

Too much Aubrey on this timeline, not enough Maturin