*inhale* ... simon

You know how Rome had republican institutions but in times of crisis they'd appoint a dictator with absolute power? What if we did that but we appointed our worst guy in a time of relative peace and prosperity? Now I know what you're thinking: why would we do that? Well it's to mix things up

Look at that, you son of a bitch.

how did i do punk/metal shows without earplugs before? finally got some of those loop earplugs and like, fuuuuuuuck

what we're not playing omaha again?

With ICE's public approval in the toilet, the agency is quietly paying off local police to act as bounty hunters carrying out its immigration mission www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

guy who gets mad at ice at the airport because candy crush is for fake gamers

the pose 💀💀💀

international break and then a three game away stretch its fine not upset at all

Who's gonna tell him?

so true king

i didn't get to watch the union omaha game today because we went to see project hail mary. if it wasn't as good as it is, i would have been real upset (im watching the replay tho)

gm say it back

now to do my post home-game tradition:

brb putting my chair out on market st

me getting ready for the stl game tonight

convincing the gf to go watch project hail mary

listen, bluesky is great and all but I can not quit twitter because you just don't get bangers like "I gave my life to Christ in [cracker barrel's] parking lot lmao

this all works and is fine except for the whole "leagues cup continues to exist" part

im on board with this SOLELY if they have An Orb. this is the kind of thing that needs An Orb.

We go live to the AFCON final

BSL vs OMA thoughts: Gonna have to make it to some BOHFS games 2100 attendance for an amateur team is insane (good) OMA's blue kits are too close in color to a certain team that claims to be missouri Teams I like CAN score goals, much to my surprise Soccer should not be played on football fields

tfw @unionomaha.bsky.social plays in stl and I get to go as a fan AND get to see a win. hell yeah

When people's identities are labeled “not match relevant,” we all have to speak up. We’re calling on @stlcitysc.com to do better. Stand with us. #allforcity

and a good percentage of those 1 million were probably hate watches

people are asking a lot of questions already answered by my "don't panic" tee shirt

what is wray cooking? and is it some chef shit or heating up a microwave dinner?

i know it's for the best that he left twitter but sometimes i miss @kenwhite.bsky.social over there

Twice in a week? twitch.tv/skrrt_out

May indoor match in the books! Spoiler: 10/24. Best result so far! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov-H...

this is all

reminder:

😡

watched soccer, preferred team won, yelled loud, waved flag

eleven dudes kicking a ball around a field of grass better than any lawn i'll ever have decides what kind of week i will have

to reiterate

if you fuck with my trans homies i will identify as a fuckin problem

when var bad

tfw you're both a @stlcitysc.com and @unionomaha.bsky.social fan