Everyone getting mad at SCOTUS because the headlines aren't going into the technicalities

ahh, the slime cup

Stone is a piece

A good bit for a Star Wars movie would be Yoda having to get his robe washed so he has to borrow a normal sized one and he’s sitting in his chair during Jedi Council swimming in the thing and getting more and more pissed off about it

MIZ

Mountain Dew-ass court.

Oh man what

“It's kind of a cosmic gumbo. It almost moves to the beat of jazz”

Same, Vince. Same.

Shitty people, shitty values, shitty culture.

🚨 THICCER KICKER 🚨

Still baffling to me that the GOP wouldn't take this offer. The one big ask Dems are making is for Trump to not Touch the Health Insurance Stove

Oh well! Too bad! Maybe you shouldn't have used the last 10 months waging war on the citizens of this country and kneecapping Congress and whining to the SCOTUS every time you don't get what you want. Fuck off and eat a dick

The Trump administration is doing everything in its power to deny food assistance to Americans.

When you’re after the coffee like one of your namesakes

Apple saying shows are out Friday, but everyone knows it's 9pm ET on Thursday is so weird

Kinda Trump because he’d be just awful at it

best ending of all time, let's be real

As much as I didn’t care for the rest of the movie, Lynch in the Fabelmens is up there.

Also Virginia House Democrats passed a constitutional amendment to do the same thing the week before the election then flipped 13 seats. Voters understand what's going on here.

The Supreme Court's decision to let the Trump White House implement its anti-trans passport policy is vile, and I appreciate Jackson going out of her way to include in her dissent, for the record, the administration's language justifying the policy. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...

Our new catnip toys were so strong one cat was going after them through the plastic bag they came in

When I say Subway you say Gyro!

Subway Gyro

You have friends everywhere

looking at the news like

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We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.

barely a metaphor lmao

because he is

"is there a doctor in the house?" [sees Dr. Oz] "i mean a real doctor"

us @ the moon tonight

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

Really hard to escape 2009 these days huh

Pluribus reviews plz

Didn't pay to see the Blues get smashed, but missed Ovi's 900th

In another life, Trump would have been the perfect head of FIFA

no Thrawn is wild

the cope on fox tonight has been good

I think they’re trying to twist the screws on Senators to get the filibuster killed at this point

lmfao you cannot be serious

TRANSITION CO-CHAIR LINA KHAN!?!?!??!