how the hell did we beat Florida and Kentucky back to back, lol

And a great Arrested Development cameo

got over 40 degrees today and pitchers and catchers report so it might as well be July

Metro at rush hour I have not missed you

Just came back around the other night to this prescient joke about my two favorites topics, 30 Rock and how much "AI" fucking sucks.

huh

No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government

*skating

I choose to believe that she released this and immediately disappeared from public life, never to be heard from again.

“You’re laughing? The Dow is over 50,000 dollars and you’re laughing?”

simply one of the greatest calls of all time

Yo it’s your boy Ed Baldwin getting orbital off that Mars pack

logging on

I’m 34, this accurately describes 4 of the 5 GOP terms I’ve lived thru

chaos, corruption, ethnic cleansing, economic stagnation. that’s what the republican party delivers when they have full control of the federal government

great but also what the fuck was that

What in the Sicario cosplay are they up to??

kinda telling that the instant reaction is “the government is about to do some serious crimes against humanity” rather than any kind of buying this as legit

So the feds ARE NOT considering an mRNA vaccine for the flu, which could save countless lives, but ARE backing research into whether horse dewormer can cure cancer, because the right views vaccines as elite and ivermectin as populist. Cool. kffhealthnews.org/news/article...

New Taking Back single slaps

A Dune figure skating routine!??

I was in the "midwest sports fans" or whatever on the Bluesky map

we will be there

US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE: "I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."

Lets just hope that renaming Memorial Stadium goes better than when they tried to name Mizzou Arena

Hear me out...if we publish the Epstein Files *in Spanish* will MAGA finally get upset about them?

ooooof

eating lunch on pedophile island with my family but shaking my head so the children know i don't approve of the rape or lunch options

new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

Twin Peaks: Agent Cooper taking a bite of cherry pie and experiencing euphoria.

Voter 4 at our polling location 🗳️✅

I feel like ”Josh Blackman, who is willing to lie to promote evil,” would be both rude and wordy.

At least the Maple Leafs would have a built-in excuse.

today matt yglesias said dems need to talk more about the problem of white genocide before realizing he fell right wing outrage bait

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

CLUTCH CURLING 🥌 BABY

CURLING IS AN AMERICAN SPORT

HELL YEAH

electric curling

they're wearing fila gear, you can't lose to them

Me, watching curling right now

BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”