Didn’t realize the new one is emo spiderman, lol

FIFA Peace Prize!

The U.S.-Iran ceasefire (2026-2026)

/rolling my eyes and stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer "Sorry I said the lying sexual assault troop shithead was 'the final and long overdue reckoning for Smoothgroin Liberalism' on X dot com."

looks like ken's being a little bitch on twitter

DROP. OUT.

It’s the same formula that makes the all-time great NCAA Tournaments. Upsets and tight games early, and the blue bloods in the regional finals and Final Four.

Among my minor quibbles of the World Cup, it's so stupid VAR can make a corner a goal kick but you can't do the inverse

3 movies this month, first up tonight

Absolutely. Bringing on a Copa 2024 final rematch

Egypt coach not holding back, damn!

Oddly enough, Death currently seems to be filibustering his visit to Mitch

yeah with a ouija board

Rebecca 🫡

Among all the grossness here this hasn’t happened to Cooper, Talarico, El-Sayed or Brown…

That tweet is as close as I've ever seen a guy publicly confess to sexual assault

Two things can be true: Incredible Argentina comeback. The score should be 3-3 right now.

am i doing this right?

Imagine thinking Ronaldo is better, lol

surely the boys in red and black can finish the job in (checks notes) oh no. oh god no. no no no

I mean simply incredible

28-3 but for the World Cup?

HOLY FUCK

The World Cup*

🐐

BALL DONT LIE

Short form video is killing newspapers AND soccer

proximate cause!

woof

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, PHAROAHS!

what a break

Mitch McConnell going out doing what he loves most: exploiting gray areas in obscure legal processes in order to give the Republian Party some sort of slight advantage

I mean holy shit

Egyptian keeper going nuts

It's Oystover

Oh this game getting goofy

OH

thank you for your service Chotiner 🫡 giving Trump slightly less than 100% of what he wants does not mean the Court isnt ideologically-captured or the justices arent political actors the Court's ideology just overlaps slightly less than 100% w Trump's as the justices have their own political goals

Omg

it’s hard not to notice how Trump mentally and spiritually tanks the teams he openly supports but let’s seat him at a Brewers game to gather more data

The next USMNT coach has to be a unicorn who ticks all the boxes - plays a similar possession style - managed in Europe - understands American soccer - knows the player pool - World Cup experience - homegrown It will take months for consultants to narrow it down, but welcome back Gregg Berhalter

"Monday’s loss to Belgium was a critical reminder that while it’s nice to aim high & try to touch the moon... sometimes it’s just as important to look down & see that your feet are still on earth — & that there’s a lot left to do down here. Otherwise, four years from now won’t be any different."

Yesterday still feels like a bad dream

I’d be fairly surprised if Trump is here for the next World Cup

hi, i'm u.s. soccer. welcome to jackass.

I’m sorry but it is truly divine that the pedophile president touched the winning national team and they immediately lost

It's 2014 all over! Golden generation 2.0 loses to Belgium and things are BAD