Managed to get tickets to Hayley Williams yesterday (Forest Hills show) and Kacey Musgraves today (ATL show) and given the usual war for concert tickets I feel like I need to snag a lottery ticket

The NHL starting a second round series when there’s still a first round Game 7 left to play tomorrow should be illegal

Pardon the language on a Friday morning but the new Kacey Musgraves album is fucking outstanding

Wild/Avs should be a heckuva series

Aggie Baseball wins a series in Gainesville?!? The world must really be ending! #GigEm

Spurs fans moaning about officiating had better hope like hell that y’all avoid the drop because hoo buddy if you think the Prem is bad the refereeing in the Championship will send y’all to an early grave

Well well.. Charlton hang on to beat Hull and the extremely faint playoff hopes for Norwich stay alive for a bit longer. Have to beat a solid Swansea side coming up here and hope that Coventry aren’t hungover tomorrow against Wrexham in order to take this to the final day… #ncfc

Been a busy week so just now getting around to my #charitibundibowl donation. Fueled by pettiness because Jim Schlossnagle can go straight to hell, thanks & gigs 👍🏻 @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Definitely didn’t just skin my knee after tripping over a tree root while chasing a squirrel off our bird feeder, no chance that’s something I’d do…

Any major brand/company that sends you a happy birthday email without any sort of free thing or discount/coupon should be immediately fined. I don’t need your junk email pretending you care about my birthday tyvm!!!

Honestly the best part is that the guy deleted his account 😂 assuredly for the best, the internet maybe isn’t the place for him!

This hockey game is absolutely drunk 😂

Line drive, look out goose!

Late on this but Slappy Happy Meal is absolutely sending me 😂😂 Inside the NBA is forever the best, whole crew is next level

Every time a white-breasted nuthatch lands on one of our bird feeders I scramble to get my phone out to snap a quick picture and by the time I’m ready it’s flown away 😭 they’re just so cute!

Man what the hell, my one pair of Allbirds has become my favorite shoe for traveling 😭 this timeline is just the absolute dumbest

Oh my god I just watched the YouTube video of Hayley Williams having Jason Isbell at her show and they did a duet of Cover Me Up and I believe I would have ascended to another planet if I’d been at that show

US Soccer just emailed me saying I could purchase some tickets now to the #USMNT World Cup opener against Paraguay… prices by category: Cat 1: $3,009 ea Cat 2: $2,134 ea Cat 3: $1,232 ea Genuine lmao, these clowns at FIFA can sincerely fuck off.

Today I’m thrilled for our walking tour guide in Budapest a couple years ago who had precisely nothing nice to say about Orbán but was optimistic about Hungary’s future 🇭🇺🇭🇺❤️🤍💚

Is it possible that my dream to relegate Everton died so that a dream to relegate Tottenham could live?!?

That is absolute dogshit refereeing. The referee had a direct view of the play and wasn’t giving a penalty but decided to defer to his linesman?? Get the HELL out of here. Standard officiating is unbelievably awful. #ncfc

The world would be a better place if golf (& by association golf courses) didn’t exist. /ducks, hides, runs away

Every single time I’m back in Texas I’m reminded how deeply unfair it is that all y’all have H-E-B and all the rest of us don’t. Kroger and Publix and whatever other local or regional chain is near you simply cannot compete. No store does more, etc.

2nd straight trip where I’ve gotten a new tattoo so I guess this is a tradition now? 🤠

We saw The Sound of Music tonight at the Fox Theatre which was absolutely lovely and wonderful. Clearly also a substantially better time than watching the Wings throw away more points 🫠

Is it too late to pivot into becoming an astronaut at this point, or…

Total solar eclipse! Solar corona! From behind the Moon! #Artemis

🥹🥹🥹 Space. Is. So. Cool.

Another outstanding away performance and result for Norwich! Owed Millwall that one after the reverse fixture early in the season. Pelle Mattson really is some player. #ncfc #otbc

Holy shit! Absolutely, genuinely insane.

Not nearly enough Waco mentions here

Look there’s obvs lots of game left here but I’m just gonna say it now & hopefully reverse jinx it… If you lose to this Rangers team in the thick of this playoff race I’m on board with just fully cleaning house. Spring cleaning sale, everything must go, etc. #LGRW

This is good work by the referee and a genuinely terrible job by the VAR trying to be the one refereeing the game. “It’s your decision but I’m convinced this is a penalty” is everything wrong with the VAR process.

RED WINGS WIN! Ain’t dead yet, somehow, although it remains immensely frustrating to know that they’re capable of these types of performances and could be solidly in a playoff spot if they’d shown up consistently. Alas, can’t change it now. Just keep showing up for 7 more games 🙏🏻🐙 #LGRW

CAT AGAIN!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨 #LGRW

SHOWTIME!!!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨 #LGRW

RAZOR!!!! 🚨🚨 #LGRW

CAT!! COME TF ON BOYS! #LGRW

Huh, those are… I mean I guess they technically are lines! Appleton as a 1st line forward feels like poor Todd McLellan screaming for help from the mountaintops 😂😂😭 #LGRW

Regrettably I do not have plans tonight that overlap with the Wings game so I suppose I’m going to suffer through this rubbish once again 🥲🫠 please boys show up and prove me wrong out there #LGRW

Sounds like they still have an issue with the toilet onboard Artemis II 😅

I went back to capture what the astronauts said in full when the clock was stopped at T-10 minutes and they were asked if they were go for launch: This is Victor. We are going for our families. This is Christina. We are going for our teammates. This is Jeremy. We are going for all humanity.

YES

Hell yeah Artemis II is go for launch, T-minus 10 minutes now!! 🚀🚀

One of my most curmudgeony takes: Very, very, VERY few April Fool’s things are actually funny. If you think yours is one of those I regrettably must inform you that it’s probably not!

This team sucks ass. Am I talking about the #USMNT or #LGRW? You decide!

God seeing Bruce Pearl have to sit there and pretend to smile for this is incredibly gratifying, that guy sucks so much ass & Sir Charles is spot on

Well the sports yesterday were all a fair bit shit - #USMNT & #LGRW both really stunk it up - but my new Shinola watch got here and I love it so at least there’s that! Thanks to @kvlly.com for the rec ⏱️

I am going to throw hands at this annoying ass Wings team that can’t manage to consistently show up like they give a shit about a playoff spot, convince me otherwise you jerks!! #LGRW

Matt Turner stinks, man