On the train from London to Norwich and passed a pasture with a bunch of sheep. My immediate thought was “look at all these chickens!” but I couldn’t say it out loud because the strangers around me would surely think I’m mental. The cons of a solo trip!

In better news, I know that’s a Panthers team missing a couple stars at the moment but still another great early win for the Wings over the champs! #LGRW

Ughhhhhhh not Trin 😭😭😭 #USWNT

I’m just going to pretend like these are World Cup games since I won’t actually be able to get tickets to any of those..

I have literally never in my life seen a baseball play like this one, what in the world 😂😂😂

It’s certainly not the most unhinged part of whatever this lunacy is but I can’t stop chuckling at “everyone on either side of the isle” like we’re talking about some got dang island?? Never Barn.

Ah so Billy Napier does in fact understand that he has timeouts, interesting!!

BANG BANG GIG ‘EMMMMMM

That INT by Reed is so, so bad. You’re in a spot where your mediocre kicker can comfortably put you up by 2 scores and you.. miss a safety? Yikes.

Great bounce back win for the Wings! Still plenty of room to get better but definitely something to build on there tonight. #LGRW

That is a joke of a penalty call against the Wings considering other things that haven’t been called in this game. Kill this one pls boys. #LGRW

Jesus Christ the Wings’ goalkeeping & defense are just atrocious through the first two games #LGRW

Oh dear

I really hate that for the Phillies, just an awful way to lose a game 😞

All of my sports teams seem to be ass at the moment except for, maybe, somehow.. Aggie Football??? Surely that’s incorrect.

Sheesh. Great start and then a deeply annoying finish to the first period of the year. Power play looks good and creating chances but have to clean it up defensively, just too many odd man rushes. That 3rd goal with 7 seconds left just can’t happen. #LGRW

Gotta admit I wasn’t sure about the Wings’ Centennial jerseys but seeing them on the ice tonight may be changing my mind. Pretty, pretty nice imho #LGRW

LARKIN LFG!!! #LGRW

This is y’alls annual reminder than I am, in fact, a Detroit Red Wings fan and hey maybe the playoff drought finally ends this year? A guy can dream! #LGRW

God yes I’ll have a shot of this please

Nobody ever wants to place the blame on the actual cause of the problem. Diverting is a little bit crazy, but I don’t blame airlines for not letting people sit in premium seats for free. Either pay for it or earn status with the airline to choose that seat for free like the rest of us.

We, as a collective society, have really just completely lost the plot.

GET IN SCHWARTAU!!!! Deflection whatever who cares, c’mon boys!! #ncfc #otbc

Yeah that strike 3 call against Bogaerts is exactly why ABS is coming next season, these umpires stink man

FIFA can sincerely fuck all the way off. I hope they end up with half empty stadiums for this whole tournament at this rate.

I’m sure he won’t feel this way about it but Sargent not getting called into this US camp may be a good thing from a Norwich perspective right now. Get him a little rest (and maybe more time training with the currently disjointed Norwich group) ahead of a busier run of Championship fixtures. #ncfc

Christ almighty, Google, I don’t need my Nest cameras to use Gemini or “unlock the power of AI” (🤮) I just need them to be fucking cameras!!! I’m so tired.

This Norwich side remain a fair bit lost at the moment. Thought it was much less bad than the last few games, but still not particularly good either. Still too slow moving the ball, still too happy to go backwards & sideways with it. Almost like they lack a creative midfielder.. 🫣😬 #ncfc

Not an inclusive list & not in order, cities are great! But.. American edition (excluding cities I’ve lived in): New Orleans, New York, Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Minneapolis, Kansas City, Seattle, Phoenix. Non-US edition: Vienna, Helsinki, Budapest, Munich, Norwich, Tallinn, Ljubljana, Venice.

I know this is one of my more unpopular takes on here but every single golf course should be shut down and converted to a public park. Sorry if this offends!

MAKAMA!!! Great ball across from Stacey as well. More of that! #ncfc #otbc

there’s an easy solution to this and it’s to just toss these people out and ban them like someone acting up at a bar. you don’t have a right to be a dick in a starbucks. if you can’t participate in society you can stay home. make an example out of them

Ughhhhh on the verge of a full blown injury crisis just in time for my trip to Carrow Road in mid-October 🫠😭 #ncfc

Defective moral character man get the hell off the internet with this shit

Ooooh the neighbor surrender cobra at the end is an underrated highlight here

I know I’ve changed because I’ve spent more time looking at bookstores than breweries for my trip next month, what a journey for me

The Astros can’t hurt me in October if they don’t make it to October and I suppose I should be grateful for that?

It feels a stretch to call a September league game a must-win but #ncfc really need a result today. You just can’t keep dropping points at home if you have any intention of a top 6 finish in the Championship. Big opportunity for Jurasek & excited to see Mattsson on his debut. #otbc

These are domestic terrorists, every last one. Absolutely nauseating.

Atlanta sports are so cursed lmao

The horrors persist but so do I The horrors persist but so do I The horrors persist but so do I The horrors persist but so do I Damnit man I am TIRED

This is at least better than we’ve gotten used to from this bunch, so for now it can be noted in the “baby steps” column. But for god’s sake y’all are going to actually have to DO something sooner than later and buddy my confidence is low.

Holy shit JP3 what a play #GoStros

Oh, I think this is surely Jai Lucas for me - now the head basketball coach at Miami. Good dude.

This was a word AND he cussed 😂

Between work & life being busier lately than I’d like I’ve slowed a tad on reading but I just finished Atmosphere by Taylor Jenkins Reid and good lord. I am genuinely in awe at this one. The last 20 pages about demolished me & then the last page just.. wow. Maybe my favorite book this year. #booksky

That is such an unbelievably lucky result for Liverpool 😂

Liverpool nearly blending in with the grass in these green kits