rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

I'm a little ashamed to admit that TIL that the opposition to evolution in some sectors is because it means that white people and black people share a common ancestor and that narrative undermines white supremacy.

In college I knew a guy called Goodbody as a surname and I was so amused by it and he thought I was coming into his sports bar bro set which ew

No one wants to talk about whether the house of Harkkonen is baby spice or posh spice

i liek imagining someone followign me for some good postes. then i begin posteign adn theyre like. oh no. this is too much rem

Just a reminder that they could've have said *Anything* was the cause of autism, and they CHOSE to punish pregnant people who need pain management. 🙃

We were promised a rapture and all we got was crap sure.

Klobuchar, you should throw more staplers at politicians in power and stop being so mealy mouthed

It is very funny that Arabs and Muslims were told for a year that they had to swallow every single conceivable bitter pill and support a candidacy and a party that was sponsoring the murder of their families but suddenly a Muslim wins a primary and the two leaders of the DP can skirt around it.

Trump is gonna try to force lower rates (I assume it’s to get cheap financing for his cronies) at the cost of crashing the economy

It’s so funny that if cats were humans you’d be like Oh that’s my flatmate, Crunchwrap Supreme, he’s just licking his hand to clean his face

Layers of analysis: Dune is like Star Wars Dune is like Harry Potter Dune is like Shogun Dune is like Lawrence of Arabia Dune is like Spiceworld

Cis sylvania

Swipe-typed “Moby Dick” and it came out “Lobby Duck” which I assume is like a children’s book about a duck who lives in a fancy hotel lobby and does mischief

News this morning: Democrats tell the FBI to turn over undercover videotapes of Trump's border czar accepting a $50k bribe. @notus.com: www.notus.org/congress/jud...

The Supreme Court could say the president’s allegedly illegal actions must be put on hold while the Court reviews it. Instead, they repeatedly say Trump’s abuses must be allowed to go forward while in dispute. That’s entirely a choice. There’s no basis in law. Made the opposite call with Biden.

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Essentially, it Autism is perceived as preventable and treatable, then families (mothers) who fail to take their recommended prevention or treatment steps can be blamed for their kids' Autism and denied social support (eg, healthcare, school-based accommodations, etc.).

Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.

Thighlenol Tylenol for your thighs

I get the rapture jokes and I’m enjoying them as much as the next guy and also I hope everyone is keeping in the back of their minds the fact that these folks are literally praying that all the Jews in the entire world drop dead tonight so they can climb over our dead bodies to reach heaven

“Sorry can’t come into work today Got raptured”

Brraap braaap brapture

Doggy on the dance floor But you better pet the dog

LIFE LIVED CLEANER by cacao byproduct We did not know why the vacuum cleaner was on the landing But it was there again tonight I didn’t put it there My flatmate didn’t either We need to explore the possibility that the vacuum may be moving around the house of its own free will

The concept of the rapture didn’t exist in Christianity until the 1830s when it was invented by this guy. There’s no biblical basis for it. It’s all just wild conjecture and Darby imposing himself on the text to find things that aren’t there.

I need to turn this into a pinned post

Tried to explain the concept of the rapture to the teens. They concluded that Dad might get raptured, but Mom probably not 😜

During elections you should hit where your enemy is weakest, but outside of them you should attack them everywhere so all their hands are weak

Everyone in match me abroad should be single forever fucking dumbasses

BaeDHD Hawtism

Monica in Match Me Abroad is so addicted to fuckboys, now intercoursemen

Will someone PLEASE tell me if my World Cup tickets will be good after the rapture

I'm finally watching the rapture prophecy video, and I was not expecting the World Cup to figure so prominently

imagine being a baby born on Rapture Day and not being able to make it into heaven because you weren’t alive yet to Hear The Good Word. i would want to speak to a manager tbh

The win for them is not a highly implausible lawsuit that'd almost certainly fail, the win is "Tylenol causes autism" becomes a notorious joke, widely known as a ridiculous Trumpism on par with "inject bleach." Lean into dismissing it as just more deranged Trump gibberish, there he goes again.

They know this isn't a litigation question, it's a pure PR battle.

Boomers judging our decisions while their own lifestyle choices are fucking bananas

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90 day ultrasound technician revealing the assigned sex at birth saying “Here is the gender area” New name for a genderqueer podcast

Omg Momo finally did a poo in the litter robot! I had to have a conversation with her about it

It’s amazing that some people insist on putting a white man’s face on god when the sea, nature, and the awesome universe are all right there The numinous is so much beyond our ephemeral flesh casings

you look at all of this and it tells a very clear and unmistakable story no matter what the conservative justices say at conferences or in interviews or whatever they tell themselves

Man Jasmine’s new guy Matt on 90 Day said he hopes the kid is assigned a boy gender coz he said he can’t relate to girl kids and like Sir why are you dating women then Go to Sparta or something

Wait what’s the soup thing