when you are transgender in america

trying to be femme but all ur clothes are black and stained from car blood and like u have all the tools

btw this is why they want you to call whenever trees get close to powerlines those shits go up quick when they want to also never touch power lines or go near them, imagine you're the flag in this scenario if you're ever curious why not lmaoooo

i do think they overprescribed oxy to poor people as a form of population control but that's me tinfoil again, saury

there's a period of my life where i started experimenting with Oxy and to this day i'm like yo how did i survive that era

i think i gotta get a ps3 asap tbh cuz like i think that's the best console i ever had

y'all on the "if i won the lottery i'm building a fuckin' backyard model train city" wave or what

y'all be like: fuck my fat chungus life but actually be meaning the shit no ironic type beat or anything just too online for your own good

i assumed they'd try and soften us up a bit before jumping directly to this one

wife clicks buttons on a computer in such a way that my anxiety goes bonkers let it register a command ong

Kinda have to agree here. Doing just this essentially got me sued around the world by worlds richest person (still dealing with it) as well subject of harassing investigations by a bunch of Republican stage AGs and the Trump administration.

"hunter biden is a man LDR would write songs about"

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

people will be like "people's attention spans are too short" but like lowkey y'all post ten minute videos and like it's just about your day, like i'm not mentioned once, why the fuck would I care about your bs???

Become ungovernable

look i know we’ve all been talking about it forever, the hopeful theorizing & delusional speculation from news influencers is tired and sad but… i don’t know, man. i’ve got the extra fridge space. i’m gonna move the champagne into the refrigerator. surely we’ll drink it before the year is out.

How we beat back the corporate takeover of America: 1. Break up corporate monopolies 2. Continue building union power 3. End Citizens United and get big money out of politics Let’s keep working to unrig the system.

good on him for not agreeing to lie about Renee Good, but the line they’re fighting over is already to the right of the truth. Throwing snowballs and kicking taillights does not make protesters “half” of the story about extrajudicial killings by paramilitary troops sent on a mission to terrorize.

wanting to befriend someone but they go "poly and pan!!" in their bio like i got no beef with who you fuck but like my wife and i too hot for these risks man mfers gonna be like let's play strip DnD or some shit

bouta spend at LEAST 3 hours slaying my spire tn

A lot of y'all owe this man your whole sense of humour; go drop a dollar: www.gofundme.com/f/back-our-s...

Knicks in 4, baby.

REJECTED BY EVEN THE ROBOT WOMEN LMAOOOOOOO FUCKING LOOOOOOSERRRR

my wife, unprovoked: you kinda taste like paper mache me: how do you know what paper mache tastes like dude my wife:

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lesbians don't date men i thought this was obvious

nautical star is lesbian tattoo actually worst news for me personally as a huge hater

i think i'm beginning to like biphobia

my old person gripe is using sapphic when you mean lesbian

Can I just speak some shit for a moment? I'm crying right now, and I have so much anger over this, but every addiction in society has a root cause and it sure as fuck ain't the addict. Why the fuck do we let Oxy, Fent, etc rub our streets? People invented this, people distributed this.

We're actually all NYC til the Knicks win

It's specifically to avoid being dog piled on. It came fron twitter and tumblr. It's specifically to avoid getting doxed, dog piled, or hurt in some way. Y'all act like everyone's totally chill and an adult here but people are crazy and will jump you at a concert over e-beef lmao.

wait y'all see this Bellevue sex trafficking shit

the difference between is is i put research into my bits i look shit up, yo

If you build an $18,000,000 home and it sits empty for ten years I should be able to steal it.

all fun and games til the flame is so hot you can't see it lmao

i think more small businesses are actually good for the community but if y'all want someone to give a shit you have to sell a product someone wants to actually buy like no one gives a fuck about 3 D printed trash or some stickers put on baby's shirt, dude

Lemme help y'all out. It's bad to rape republican women too. It's bad to rape all women regardless of their political views.

THESE ARE CHEAP AS HELL I THOUGHT THIS SHIT EAS GONNA BE WAY MORE EXPENSIVE DOG IMMA FUCKIN CUT TOFU, FUCKIN MUSHROOMS, AN ENTIRE FENDER IDC MAN I NEED THIISSSSSS

Bilka gettin' gone pissin' me the fuck off

THE FUCK? BRUH.

every financial literacy youtuber will say something insane like "let's assume rent is $800" oh yeah? i shit rainbows, too,

LETS GO LESBIANS

chat my resumé is over 10k words is that good

"get addicted to discipline with these strategies!" and it's said by like a woman that's clearly abusing botox, implants, and general surgery to fix any issues she perceives no shade to normal people but like some of you are fuckin' weird man you be caring way too much about other people

we should make cars slower and cheaper not by limiting the power with some fuckass bullshit literally, no more than 130hp

"lesbian, tampa, conservative" pick a struggle dumbass tf

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