I would like bad things to happen to whoever thought it was a good idea to change the side button to Google Gemini instead of power whenever the phone is updated. Tripping and stumbling in an embarassing way, stepping into puddles, flies landing in their coffee....things of that nature.

Bruh no way

I love a hyper specific podcast ad "if you're a maintenance supervisor at a manufacturing facility and your machinery isn't working right..." like dog, what?

graphcel poasters like me: there is no omnicause that combines us imperialist atrocities abroad with cost of living issues at home; in general american hegemony serves the material interests of the electorate, so . . . Trump: AT LONG LAST I HAVE INVENTED OMNICAUSE, THE WAR CRIME THAT MAKES YOU POOR

Drum programming

Santa Clara

You can't even take grenades on the bus anymore because of woke.

First domestic military coup in American history kicks off because this donkey makes all the generals sit in bleacher seating and listen to him talk about Conquering The Beta Within into a headset mic.

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

charlie kirk died for what he believed in. in a very literal sense: he believed in a world where gun deaths are inevitable and the solution to problems is violence. he excused his own death years before it happened. and if anyone else had been killed he'd already be weaponizing and relativizing it.

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

Marco Rubio is a Catholic to Mormon to Catholic convert who also attends Baptist services and he’s out here tweeting about he loves the killing and plans to kill again. You’re going to hell dawg

I am against robot Hitler and think the decision to create him was bad.

I was only able to walk around for about an hour. But I was really happy to see the turnout at No Kings in Ventura, CA

watching other anglosphere nations elect uninspiring technocrats

I used to drink too much. Now I don't drink. I wrote a song about it.

i don't really know what S&P 500 futures "is" per se but i trust you all when you say the line shouldn't be doing that

One of my favorite bits of Andor was how the rebels planned a heist around a SpaceX launch

Prime Minister Trudeau, the people of occupied Lower British Columbia cry out for liberation. We cannot even afford egg for our families. Please send your elite mountie shock troops and free us from the yankee oppressors. (1/2)

I see a lot of people posting about becoming the Joker due to recent events. Personally, I have neither the leadership abilities nor the personal charisma to take on such a role. But I do believe that I have what it takes to be a great henchman.

In honor of Black History Month, American markets will hold a "Black Monday"

Weird fash nerds running around inside the federal government twiddling knobs and flipping switches and going "what does this one do?" Getting big blobs of jelly on everything. Somehow no one is telling them to fuck off. Cards on the table I don't really care for any of this!

tell me about it, 1970s star trek coloring book

I still only kind of know what I'm doing. Hence the bad mixing

fuck A.I. all my homies hate A.I.