So he liked to do a little babysitting as a side-hustle. No big deal.

I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, all of the atrocities committed by this administration are likely to be overshadowed by the cover-up of his health problems.

Wild article from 2019

Are we the bad guys now?

All politicians and pundits should be sequentially and repeatedly asked: "When was the last time you walked into a grocery store?"

If Joseph and Mary had wanted to stay at an inn in Bethlehem, they should have carried Real ID.

Not to brag or anthing

sitting next to a sweaty guy on a plane who just finished a workout at terminal 8 while wearing a shirt, tie, and suit

Not only is writing a novel an endeavor, but now I've gotta take some time to do a fierce battle with self-doubt. 📝🥊

Dystopian dreams about entire economies based on betting markets of robotic activities.

Many, many years ago, I used to own the domain name bookshop.org. Glad to see it in use 😀

Wow! FIFA just gave me a Hugo award for Best Novel 2027

Is this good or no?

This is beyond thunderdome www.rferl.org/amp/russia-u...

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

📺 Abandons is pretty good so far. Love me some Gillian Anderson. I see you @pattonoswalt.bsky.social.

Russian drones sent to intercept Zelenskyy's plane over Dublin Airport only missed because he was early. Can someone please realise we are already in a war with Russia? www.thejournal.ie/drones-dubli...

We gathered the entirety of the deep state together and asked them what we should go with.

Anybody have money on: TV cop does dramatic U-turn?

Thinking about that one guy who decided to color code the 2000 election maps as red vs blue, and if he called out of work that day everything might be completely different.

"News" used to be something different

Surely immigrants can't be buying up multi-million dollar homes, stealing all the jobs, AND still find the time to be lazy moochers AND do all the crime. Pick a lane, bro.

Killer clowns

The year is 2135. Biden's economy continues to decimate the nation.

I ❤️ enchiladas.

Post your favorite LOTR characters, wrong answer only

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I'm going to give you a blessing you can't refuse

If you've finished your Bramble 🍸 It's not a gamble To offer a preamble And receive a re-Bramble.

I miss Westworld.

My buddy

Have Heaven and Nature collaborated on any further projects since that one time they dropped that dope Christmas audio track?

On to book two #Booksky 📚

He is risen

Today is a great day to find something to be thankful for.

Oops all demogorgon

I'm genuinely surprised that more people aren't using the term ICEhole.

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

much of the work on AI-generated misinformation focuses on regular users/communities, while ignoring how political and economic elites can seal themselves into a hermetic slop box -- a repeat of the same mistake we made with radicalization and conspiracism in the previous decade

I wonder how many people are gonna catastrophically fuck up thanksgiving by using chatgpt for their recipes

Laws are for the Plebs.

I finally got around to watching Dark Winds 📺. I dug the first season, yet being produced by Robert Redford and George R. R. Martin is a bit of an odd combination though, right?

Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?