This is it #trumpshutdown 🎥: @warnock.senate.gov

My letter writing campaign is simply to send as many DVDs of Django Unchained to Clarence Thomas as possible

Republicans can mock Democrats all they want, but the numbers don’t lie. By a 17 point margin, Americans blame the GOP for the shutdown. And Americans overwhelmingly back extending ACA subsidies—71% in WaPo, 78% in the KFF poll.

Look at this folks - a Trump-licker calling for his Dear Leader to be sawed in half!

You know why Trump has a hard on for punishing Chicago? It's because it's Obama's hometown.

1/I don't know if anyone who needs to hear this will hear it, but if you have walked around all your life taking pride in your dad or granddad or uncle's service in WWII and now support Trump, I suggest you go down to the cemetery, drop trou, and leave a big steaming pile on your veteran relative's

Watch us perform Cult of Personality on Jimmy Kimmel Live! livingcolour.com/home/blog/76...

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

“I am the great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!”

The Clintons had to borrow money to buy their home in New York because they didn’t make money off being in the White House. And when they turned the White House keys in, they left a surplus behind. Just wanted to remind everyone of that today during these times.

The most powerful video you’ll see today. @mherskovitz.bsky.social talks about the hero’s journey from ‘The Rising’ podcast.

This is what we're witnessing, folks. The question is, what are we going to do about it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvlw...

The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.

ICE is buying a location tracking tool that harvests data from hundreds of millions of phones a day. Protect your location data by updating a few settings on your phone 🧵 (1/4): www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-...

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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

The American electorate chose for a man to be POTUS who sent a pilot making $80k/yr to kill a Colombian fisherman making $3k/yr in a boat worth $500 with a missile that costs $1,000,000 to keep the public from learning about all the times he sexually assaulted underage human trafficking victims.

Cool. "Solar-powered ‘artificial plant’ purifies radioactive soil by 95% in 20 days" interestingengineering.com/innovation/a...

TIME TRAVELER: I’m here to prevent the rise of — wait, you spoke English. Is this Braunau am Inn, Austria? MAN: No, it’s Queens, New York. TIME TRAVELER: This isn’t 1889, and your names aren’t Alois and Klara? MAN: It’s 1946. I’m Fred Trump, and this is my wife, Mary.

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There's a global uprising underway that the media ISN'T showing you 🖕the government around the world!

getting word the scientists in the lab have given up. physics, they say, cannot create a bigger wanking motion than Anthony Kennedy talking to Nina Totenberg.

America’s favorite game show: “Wheel of Regret.”

Here's an idea: Why don't you use every opportunity to call Trump out as an abuser and congressional Republicans as his enablers? To remind the public that these people are EMPLOYEES, not BOSSES? What, are you going to be calling out the lack of healthcare in the camps they're going to throw us in?

Cartoon by @mluckovich.bsky.social.

> @governor.ca.gov

How the hell have I not seen this until today? youtu.be/v-xLmI352vE?...

Help, I randomly came across this Instagram video for an animal rescue where they put on a giant bird head to feed baby ravens and I'm dying

Dudes rock

Why Portland? This is why.

> @macfarlanenews.bsky.social

not true

They got spy cams built into them so the evil Chinee can get pictures of your naughty bits and use them for blackmail

Again, I note the huge overlap between 1) cancel culture terror about supposed totalitarian speech rules of the left, and 2) very rich, powerful men being enraged to discover that social media could be used to accuse them of the sex offences that they have in fact committed

He just can't stop criming in public.

I got bitten by a radioactive HOA president and now I can see a garbage bin from a mile away

This is an A+ Frankenstein joke and I really love it. 10/10, no notes.

This person is correct!

MSM is failing the US big-time with their cherry picked "news". Independent outlets like @its_news_allday prove why we need them: here are 6 big stories MSM buried or ignored. When networks look away, they shine a light. The pwr of independent journalism: truth w/o filters, courage w/o compromise.

Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over. Congratulations, America.

"You leave the carnival with your arm around your girl and climb behind the wheel of your car. It feels like nothing could go wrong."

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.