American Christians deciding the Pope doesn't know the Bible because he said immigrants are human is the perfect summary of the evangelist movement

If only the governor had a police force that he could deploy to arrest these kidnappers and thugs

Sort my pills in to cases This one's for heart di-sease Diabetes, antibiotics Don't give a fuck if I go psychotic

I mean, they already believe they know more than doctors and scientists, so is it a stretch to believe they know more about mythology than the reigning high hat?

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

He got way too big a forehead to be pissing this many people off is all I'm sayin

LMAO "I thought you guys were the party of peace!?"

The Sims Was a Safe Haven For Millions. Now It Belongs to People Who Hate Them. - Slate slate.com/technology/2...

Stupid problems need inspired ideas. Book her speech in a broom closet and giver her three chairs.

How many of those corporate soybean farms are donors?

inbox, from Democratic Assembly nominee Katie Brennan (LD-32, Jersey City/Hoboken): Brennan Calls for New Jersey to Withhold Federal Taxes, Seize Trump’s Bedminster Golf Course After Gateway Tunnel Funding Freeze

It's not that Stephen Miller was bullied. He wasn't bullied enough. There is probably a curve there where minimal bullying creates a worse outcome than more stringent bullying.

The purge is about to begin.

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

just mathed this out. for real. from hand to glove ~.395 seconds lol like I said..da fuq ya gonna do lol

"General Pattinhimselfontheback" lmao

I mean...da fuq ya gonna do?

I know who Pete Hegseth is. He’s the guy constantly doing bench reps in the weight room but thinks agility drills and footwork “is for pussies” He’s the guy pounding ten different steroid cocktails while ignoring his playbook He’s a practice squad all-star who wilts every time the lights come on

Since we're breaking the constitution anyway, can we have Zohran Mamdani for president?

The tears I just cried. Jane Fonda, 87, has relaunched The Committee for the First Amendment, the organization of Hollywood stars and filmmakers that her father, Henry Fonda, helped found in September 1947. May Jane's 550-person endeavor outlive Henry's. www.committeeforthefirstamendment.com

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

yeah, this seems like a bad idea

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you give a list of the prescriptions you take to a federal government that has directly targeted people with chronic illness, mental illness, disability, autism, etc, with the eugenic language of elimination and stated outright they’re everything wrong with the country.

It’s pretty funny how obnoxious white lady is a viewpoint category on the view since its inception.

Good for him. Also, Zohran being asked questions about Israel so often that he has to make it clear he's running for Mayor of a city in the United States of America. Fucking nuts really.

i hear that billie joe armstrong saw his shadow today. 2 more weeks of september ☹️

He's man that thought he was tough all his life, and thought he knew things, and found out real quick he didn't know anything, and wasn't half as tough as he thought. Being around real soldiers instead of Meal Team 6 will do that to you.

glad I saw this, was about to be billed in a few days. Cancelled.

"Go on. You know you want to."

"Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."

This is a VERY well crafted lawsuit. 1) Plaintiff is natural born. 2) He was detained 2X in a fast-growing part of Alabama, not in a city that Brett Kavanaugh could be easily duped into believing was all migrants. 3) Unwarranted detentions were on private property. 4) He showed Real ID both times.

So Trump is defunding the police.

I never knew why everyone thought the man was progressive. Because he hated trump?

what the green flag means at a NASCAR race

"let's make sure half of the highly trained troops we want to use to enforce our will are forced out because of racism. " Can't even coup right, these idiots lol That's not a complaint, btw

one my favorite things to do this time of year is attach 12 foot yard skeletons to the giant roadside crosses you find down here in the south

My brain: 867-5309

This is very, very bad.

It’s a bad look.

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Have a giggle this morning. The Amazing Mystic Dicky!

I noticed this, too. It's the only reason I've ever contemplated running myself. I really would like a Dem that has the balls to get on a debate stage or something and tell one of these MAGAts "You know, I think that has to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard." see what happens

During government shutdown ICE agents asked to violate civil liberties and basic norms of human decency on their own time.

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

This is what happens when you grow up watching Seven Seagal.

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.