imagine if your dog actually showed up with one of those tibia-shaped bones 🦴 in its mouth like in the cartoons. you'd be freaked out. you'd be like holy shit my dog found(?) a dead body

we shall remonstrate with them on the beaches, we shall speak sternly but civilly to them on the landing grounds, but if they touch our groceries, we shall be quite put out

man the world wide web hits different when you aren't able to access the "world wide" part 75% of the time

Crazy thought but hear me out: what if, instead of giving more money to people who already have so much that a few million here or there is a drop in the bucket, we give it to people who need it

all I do all day in China is scan QR code and refresh VPN connection

the cab driver complimented my Chinese, or at least I think that's what he was saying

Happy Black History Month! I made a playlist to go with this thread

thought I was buying regular milk and it's SWEET? 😭 I give up

the thing i like best about air-drying my clothes is how crispy they are once done. you don't get that texture with those newfangled drying machines now do you

girl look at that body

this started out funny and then took a real sharp turn

CATHERINE O'HARA NO

Hi guys what’s up

GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law

Go Seahawks

lmao yeah i bet

yknow I've kind of changed my mind about It Happening bc I think Ilhan Omar should be personally allowed to bring It about. with her bare hands

Just in case anyone forgot.

do not goatse the elevator doors

Good news everyone, my breasts get a grade of "normal"

dang i really thought i knew more perverts

damn bro how's that for widespread criticism

ok so like can we send him to a farm

only perverts will know why I find this laundry detergent brand so funny

"nobody wants to work anymore"

journey to the west

After Renee Good's killing, I kept thinking about Argentina -namely, how moms became a potent resistance force when the dictatorship started "disappearing" their kids. I asked an authoritarianism scholar who survived that regime what the U.S. could learn. It's hard reading but, I think, heartening.

i don't know that i've ever seen a better match between an elected representative and her constituency. respect.

casually draped my coat over this chair and accidentally made it look like it's holding its buddy back from starting a brawl

this is a linguistic masterpiece

bad news: bovino and bongino are apparently 2 people

Another world is possible if we fight for it.

tofu is having a blast rolling around in front of the bathroom heat vent, presumably to make sure he gets heated evenly this time. will check tonight to see if he was successful or if he's gotten any more toasted

"I would like nothing more than to return to my little bed and leave the actual work to the Mannys and Kumals of the world. Maybe you all should have thought of that before you decided to vote in the goons intent on ripping out the spine of this country." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

Shout out to all the short kings who DIDN'T head a fascist campaign against their own countrymen. Sorry you're copping so many strays today because that one bozo happened to be short

oh my god dude www.reddit.com/r/Tacoma/s/O...

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

I ate a duck tongue tonight. cannot personally recommend it tbh

check out what I swiped from the faculty new year's banquet

gonna tell you fascists, you may be surprised people in this world, they're gettin' organized you're bound to lose, you fascists bound to lose all you fascists bound to lose all you fascists bound to lose all you fascists bound to lose you're bound to lose, you fascists bound to lose

It’s pretty basic, capitalism depends on individualism & we interrupt it by practicing simple human collectivism. You can theorize it but theory’s not the point because it’s actually organic. The capitalist is astounded that people are willing to share & give. It must be bankrolled by a billionaire.

God bless the great countries of Philadelphia and Minneapolis

sloppy makeout at the water bottle

I marvel at the regimented rows of juice boxes on display at the 5-year-old's birthday party. "Follow the money" I mutter to myself.

From Angry Catfish, independent bicycle shop in Minneapolis

wait, will stancil was on Star Trek???

me just trying to buy a refreshing beverage from amongst a sea of unfamiliar brands:

Hahah so I upgraded both my motorbike and, like, all the rest of me.