I'm no glassologist, but on further inspection this window appears to have at least 3 layers of glass. the inward- and outward-facing layers seem completely solid and unbroken, so it's only the middle that has spontaneously(?) shattered. is that a thing

saving this to read later

I can update my spreadsheet now, thanks

I don't shave my legs for the approval of men; I do it so the dolphins will accept me as one of their own. It's called feminism, learn about it.

shaved my pits completely bare for the first time in a long time and I can't say I really care for it. my underarms look and feel naked. plus the sweat just runs down unimpeded now 😩

Just went to go look out my window and uh

By that logic - Heterosexuals with intrusive gay thoughts move at default speed - I move 3x faster than said heterosexuals - Gay people move 6x faster - People who have never had a single gay thought are incapable of movement

Big yawn

these toothbrushes are giving me body horror vibes

a happy May 32nd to all. what's that? "it's June"? woke nonsense

*tapping forehead* can't have knee pain if you don't have a knee

why doesn't the week ahead get ready for *me* for once

Yeah, it’s a federal court thing. A lot of jurors from Spokane were called, but were cut for one reason or another. Many had consumed a lot of news about the case, or had friends at the protest. Attached is a pic of the federal court district lines.

The Spokane 3 were from Spokane. Those were our community members. Most of the jury was not from Spokane but places like Clarkston, Yakima and Wenatchee.

A Washington state jury found three protesters guilty of federal conspiracy charges for sitting in front of an ICE bus that was attempting to relocate prisoners last year. They face a maximum sentence of six years in prison and/or $250,000 in fines. Important reporting from @rangemedia.co:

tfw your mom sends you an email with the subject line "bone glue"

imagine being a cowpoke. every day, all day long, just poking cows

perfect place to die right here!!

sorry I can't hear you I'm literally in Kakariko Village rn

if I had a nickel for every time someone on one of these group trips asked to borrow my sunglasses, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but

sorry I can't hear you I'm literally in Kakariko Village rn

perfect place to die right here!!

on a group tour to a beautiful mountain area and as the bus winds its way up all I can think is "man this would be a great setting for a horror movie"

vest update: I have 4 petals per flower progress is as expected still no rollbacks blocker: cat 💙❤️🧶

long time question around the house has been “which cat is the stupidest”, finally answered by luna managing to get her head stuck thru a bag handle and careening around the house while tearing the bag off but not dislodging the handle and deciding to hide in shame about it

yo anyone lose their gigantic worm

This is wild because despite being very online in 2016 I feel like I had only a passing awareness of the Harambe meme(s). But seeing THE WHITE HOUSE post this, I'm like.....oh. obviously I missed something

I don't play action or survival horror games, but I do enjoy some good psychological horror. anything that doesn't require reflexes or hand-eye coordination while I'm being freaked out

oh look it's headache o'clock

sigh

"we do not have a mechanism for this"

"attempting to contact the server" I am trying to SAVE a FILE on my COMPUTER you cloud-connected Microsoft piece of shit

this is the most metal thing i’ve ever seen

sometimes I say "没问题" but actually there is a little 问题

got inspired

(4/X) But this is very different from most other crimes. People generally steal or hit or whatever because they're desperate or angry or drunk, it's generally not a calculation. Going along with a narcissistic sociopath is a calculation. The only way to change that calculation..

saw an Asian face amongst the masked ICE goons and I was just like, well you know THAT guy's an MRAsian

me all day: when is bed. can't wait for bed. so tired. i want go bed me as soon as i'm in bed: time to scroll for Several Hours

you couldn't make Goncharov (1973) these days

officemate sounded SO surprised when i said i love karaoke that it was a little insulting. yes i like to sing like a bird motherfucker, what's it to you

hey i don't want to sound too needy but could someone literally come feed me, bathe me, swaddle me, rub my tummy, and gently put me to bed? thanks in advance

PARENTS be sure to try this ONE WEIRD TRICK to set your children up for SUCCESS: 1. Go to therapy

*Layne Staley voice* She’s the cat in the box If she fits, she sits

Am I Having an Existential Crisis or Just a Little Headache

ensconce me daddy

remember carefully selecting a ringtone that would amuse and delight you? perhaps even paying for the privilege? if i hear my ringtone now someone better be dying

just caught myself thinking "outrageous" bc I had to pay 17.8 yuan (about $2.75 US) for a cab ride

at the mall on a Saturday afternoon and I'm not sure who I hate more, myself or everyone else