yes senator they're roasting you on Bluesky, sir yes full roast sir, the communists, the wine moms, Bill Kristol, they're all roasting you, sir no, sir, I haven't seen him in Waiting for Godot, but he's roasting you, too, sir

Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate

idk might have to resurrect this one

why'd i just get chills all down my spine

fun fact (bug?) I just discovered: we all know that when searching posts, Bluesky also searches within alt text of images. turns out though if you post a GIF with alt text--even if you wrote that alt text yourself--it does not show up in search results

and another thing: im not rattled to my very core. please dont put in the newspaper that i got rattled to my very core.

A Mamdani Victory Will Spell Certain Doom for New York, the Democratic Party, and Ultimately America vs. Actually I Don't Care That He Won

live footage of Jonathan Chait filing that article:

It's Journalism 101. Here's a handy flowchart to remind you.

‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6

what's the burglar breaking into your home at night waking you up to ask about

we can nap if we want to we can leave your friends behind because your friends don't nap and if they don't nap then they're no friends of mine

I take two naps in the morning I take two naps at night I take two naps in the afternoon It makes me feel alright I take two naps in time of peace And two in time of war I take two naps before I take two naps And then I take two more

employees are now required to welcome customers to Tar-ZHAY

let's keep prayers where they belong: on the school football field, making everyone around you uncomfortable

"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!

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it's very good

what's the WaPo editorial board gonna do if he wins, sell their pieds-à-terre in New York?

research suggests that however many potatoes I roast is how many I will eat

*sending you a sexy fax, aka a "sax"*

you ever think about how caretaking and caregiving are the same thing

my meditation app's not working and i'm losing my shit

god inventing the human neck: this is gonna fuck em up so bad lmao

my favorite pokemon

a good system to have with a buddy is that you research the thing they need to do and they research the thing you need to do. like right now I'm researching ovens for my mom and she's researching visa agencies for me

in re that "post yourself from a different era" meme:

"more feminism"

hey uhhh you guys got any more of that uhhhhhhh Tuesday night euphoria I'm crashing bad here

sorry to the French but one egg is NOT enough

guys post more I'm avoiding several phone calls

doing the numbers

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

how dare an immigrant in NYC walk around like he owns the place. am I right, my fellow whites??

a lot of people are calling this phrenology, but I disagree this is clearly physiognomy

lmao

[1966] JOSEPH WEIZENBAUM: I have created the chatbot ELIZA to demonstrate that a machine can produce a facsimile of human language without true understanding EVERYONE: at last, we have invented a machine capable of true understanding that will replace humans

Human level general intelligence? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely in your industry that is "totally making real things and not an enormous hype driven fraud?" May we see it?

sleeping in on a summer day: ah, that was refreshing. now for a leisurely breakfast and an afternoon full of potential sleeping in on a winter day: the sun is already setting. you've muffed it. say goodbye to ever achieving anything in life you waste of space

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

the continuing adventures of Google attempting to transcribe my Mom's mixed English-Chinese voicemails

the reason I don't have pronouns in my bio is that I do not care and cannot imagine caring what pronouns someone uses to refer to me. I recognize this is coming from a place of privilege and if people called me "him" or "sir" all the time I might well feel differently about it, but as it is? IDC

I was working on this idea earlier in the week, but you know what? I think it'll remain unfinished for now

a love so loof

are Dems really gonna start having good personalities and doing things that are popular? do we really wanna go down that road??

RIP Dick Cheney you would've hated all of this

(that's the joke)