After a week of being on xiaohongshu, I realize I need a Mongolian woman who rides sidesaddle on the steppe

go ahead. post another "take." tell me that not liking AI is elitist. accuse Dril of sabotaging Harris's chances at winning the election. say that it's "white male privilege" to not vote for Newsom. come up with a woke way to support genocide. call me gay for liking corn dogs.

I'm going in. Wish me luck.

It's been said a thousand times but no AI art will ever be able to encapsulate the importance of a child's drawing like this.

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT I HOPE HE BROUGHT HIS PAPERS WITH AND MAYBE HE WON'T FIND OUT WHAT I KNOW THAT I WAS A FAILED POLICE RECRUIT IN MY HOME TOWN

POLICE* . . . . . . . . *ice

I agree, Herbie Hancock is, in fact, one badass motherfucker

Eternal Champions mentioned, that means I get another opportunity to mention my favorite VGM sample of all time: youtu.be/AtPwUgBX1V4?...

Nobody asked for Eternal Champions content, but goddammit, I'm giving it to you! WATCH - youtu.be/aCe8k5MqS74

I've said this before, but it bears repeating, the two greatest digital creator/teams on the internet are rdcworld and, sharing his latest here, bscott2hot

friday vibing

Several months ago, Waseem got a shrapnel injury. Some of it was buried too deep for immediate removal. It now has to come out because it's moving into a dangerous place. Can you help him raise the $500 he needs for surgery? gofund.me/35fdca7d @mommunism.bsky.social @gofund-gaza.bsky.social #SkyHelp

Amend the Constitution and make this man President

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

Any Republican that ever complains about redistricting can suck the shit out of my ass

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO PURE

lmao look at his lil face "heheheheheh"

I'm sorry for posting content from Twitter but this made my jaw hit the floor lmao

WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT I HOPE HE BROUGHT HIS PAPERS WITH AND MAYBE HE WON'T FIND OUT WHAT I KNOW THAT I WAS A FAILED POLICE RECRUIT IN MY HOME TOWN

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF ADMINISTRATIVE ICE WARRANTS, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO OPEN YOUR FRONT DOOR

The Reddit atheist has logged in

lol hell yeah dude

WOKE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS

hello i am going to be undertaking a huge life change very soon! if you have been putting off getting a copy of my novella VAMPIROCENE now would be a great time to grab one merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene

I love the F-Cup Legend video game series but this entry was a bit of a dud

I feel like it's 60/20 odds this truck has been involved in a hate crime

Cooking up a fun little project. Been meaning to put this together for a bit. Next step is an RGB mod for the TV and then I'm all set to hook everything up.

Post Malone is the Luigi to Kid Rock's Waluigi. Remains to be seen whether Jelly Roll is a Mario type or a Wario type

This seems fun, why not. My attachment to each Nintendo console 💙💙💙🖤🖤 NES 💙💙💙💙💙 SNES 💙💙💙💙💙 Virtual Boy 💙💙💙💙💙 N64 💙💙🖤🖤🖤 GameCube 💙💙💙💙🖤 Wii 💙💙💙🖤🖤 Wii U 💙💙💙💙🖤 Switch 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Switch 2 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch 💙💙💙💙🖤 Gameboy 💙🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Color 💙💙🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Advance 💙💙💙💙🖤 DS 💙💙💙💙🖤 3DS

Oh you're not in the Epstein files? Big whoop most people aren't. What I want to hear about are the people who are in the Epstein files because they're mentioned as enemies

Mr. Jameson, with AI you can bring YOURSELF pictures of Spider-Man... and some of them can be, shall we say, quite risqué?

I love this man

Being forced to be on camera is a small hell. You can't even shit your britches to make them suffer. If you shit yourself, you shit yourself alone. Just let me take the meeting from the shitter.

I just want to enter a house and have five people be like "what is your dream?"

Is there still time for Chí Osse to reverse course and run against Jefferies? Or anyone else? Just anyone off the street

You know, what are starter packs if not the natural evolution of the Myspace Top 8?

Dang I can't believe Paul Frazee went epic dark mode

Ellie needy drinky

(blaring out the window) 🎶 Bout 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana 🎶 There lived a man called Duck Bill Sam and his pretty wife Hannah 🎶 They raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries! 🎶 Named him after a man of the cloth, they called him Amos Moses

Sad day: your deep knowledge of Bluesky lore no longer generates clout

Cis person with pronouns in bio because they support trans people and want to show solidarity or cis person with pronouns in bio because they feel a compulsion to fill out forms?

I appreciate DuckDuckGo, I really do, but man their search results are bad.