WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT I HOPE HE BROUGHT HIS PAPERS WITH AND MAYBE HE WON'T FIND OUT WHAT I KNOW THAT I WAS A FAILED POLICE RECRUIT IN MY HOME TOWN

I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF ADMINISTRATIVE ICE WARRANTS, NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO OPEN YOUR FRONT DOOR

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lol hell yeah dude

WOKE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS

hello i am going to be undertaking a huge life change very soon! if you have been putting off getting a copy of my novella VAMPIROCENE now would be a great time to grab one merrittk.itch.io/vampirocene

I love the F-Cup Legend video game series but this entry was a bit of a dud

I feel like it's 60/20 odds this truck has been involved in a hate crime

Cooking up a fun little project. Been meaning to put this together for a bit. Next step is an RGB mod for the TV and then I'm all set to hook everything up.

Post Malone is the Luigi to Kid Rock's Waluigi. Remains to be seen whether Jelly Roll is a Mario type or a Wario type

This seems fun, why not. My attachment to each Nintendo console 💙💙💙🖤🖤 NES 💙💙💙💙💙 SNES 💙💙💙💙💙 Virtual Boy 💙💙💙💙💙 N64 💙💙🖤🖤🖤 GameCube 💙💙💙💙🖤 Wii 💙💙💙🖤🖤 Wii U 💙💙💙💙🖤 Switch 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Switch 2 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch 💙💙💙💙🖤 Gameboy 💙🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Color 💙💙🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Advance 💙💙💙💙🖤 DS 💙💙💙💙🖤 3DS

Oh you're not in the Epstein files? Big whoop most people aren't. What I want to hear about are the people who are in the Epstein files because they're mentioned as enemies

Mr. Jameson, with AI you can bring YOURSELF pictures of Spider-Man... and some of them can be, shall we say, quite risqué?

I love this man

Being forced to be on camera is a small hell. You can't even shit your britches to make them suffer. If you shit yourself, you shit yourself alone. Just let me take the meeting from the shitter.

I just want to enter a house and have five people be like "what is your dream?"

Is there still time for Chí Osse to reverse course and run against Jefferies? Or anyone else? Just anyone off the street

You know, what are starter packs if not the natural evolution of the Myspace Top 8?

Dang I can't believe Paul Frazee went epic dark mode

Ellie needy drinky

(blaring out the window) 🎶 Bout 45 minutes southeast of Thibodaux, Louisiana 🎶 There lived a man called Duck Bill Sam and his pretty wife Hannah 🎶 They raised up a son that could eat up his weight in groceries! 🎶 Named him after a man of the cloth, they called him Amos Moses

Sad day: your deep knowledge of Bluesky lore no longer generates clout

Cis person with pronouns in bio because they support trans people and want to show solidarity or cis person with pronouns in bio because they feel a compulsion to fill out forms?

I appreciate DuckDuckGo, I really do, but man their search results are bad.

Whooooo do you loooooooooove

Hard to believe this was fifteen years ago...

"Not that different from ICE" is apparently when people get your camera out of their face when you are deliberately trying to get them targeted by the state, calling them "outside agitators".

protestors break one rule stencil doesn't like and he becomes the police lol

Anyway fuck Will Stancil forever

Am I losing my fucking mind? IT'S A DUMPSTER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET! A DUMPSTER! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET! NOBODY IS SETTING MINNEAPOLIS ON FIRE YOU FUCKING MORON!

So Will Stancil decided to turn his legal observer eye on to people that were setting trash cans on fire and they punched him because he was filming them, do I have this correct?

yeah we should totally let this dude into our group. just a word of warning though if you ever have a disagreement he'll spend weeks belittling the you and the organization online to his hundred thousand simpering followers

random Yale law professor: jeffrey you naughty dog.... will i be seeing you at this year's Skull Size Forum or will you be busy with your hobbies ;) JE: we must invent trans phobia,,

Texas — Trump supporter fights kids Kids win www.instagram.com/reel/DUS-0sy...

They have to be sprinkling crack on Dot's Pretzels I mean it's unreal

Pretty bad, but I've heard worse

Why do we need an additional angle of them killing people?

Lol this almost 40xed their goal in, it looks like, around four hours, that fucking rocks

I tried giving all of the Epstein Files to ChatGPT but it said "No need, I've had them since 2019" ???????

Gotta say, pretty pretty pretty pretty fucking rough that you can just take any major name in the cadre of supervillains running the world, enter their name on this website, and boom, there they are choppin it up with the Epster

Can y'all just chill a daggone minute? The consultants are almost done with the rollout

There's a distinction here that might be lost by modern understandings of games. Cartridges existed before this, but they were basically signals to the system to run some preexisting game that was already built into the console. He did something else, something that floppies couldn't do

Made a major furniture purchase, pretty excited

Mods are asleep, post "Future Islands Performs 'Seasons (Waiting On You)' | Letterman" youtu.be/upPl9mZW_zw?...

I'd eat parsley sauce and mashed potatoes, I'd have a mince pie, I'd have mushy peas, but chopped up eels in unflavored gelatin like come on y'all what are we doing

bsky mods take this as a threat btw