Bluesky is censoring my political speech

Bluesky is censoring my political speech

Graham Shatner; has anyone done this yet?

So to the next Graham Platner, maybe get the tattoos covered, write a tell-all memoir, go on a book tour, say you're sorry, go to rehab, and clean up your life *before* you launch the critical Senate campaign

the suit jacks *her* off

White guy that pronounces "Tifa" like Madea

More like Wem Been Missin

More like Wem Been Missin

Unfortunately, I feel this is only a positive for Graham Platner

I love that dude on TikTok that makes prison meals and goes "BUSSIN'!"

I applied for a software engineering role with the Astros R&D department. If anyone happens to know people on their staff, please pass along the information that it's my literal dream job and they could pay me a pittance

a lotta yall still don't get it you can literally full port zec right now, hit a clean 10x, retire, and there's nothing anyone can do about it

a lotta yall still don't get it you can literally full port zec right now, hit a clean 10x, retire, and there's nothing anyone can do about it

Hell yeah HELL yeah

Wemby come to the Rockets

Almost 40 years old and had it explained countless times but I still don't know how the hell bonus time works in basketball

Jalen Brunson got hairy ass shoulders

I'm a lifelong Spurs fan, always been a Spurs fan, please do not look into my history

So is waking up with a sense of dread such that I can *feel* the stress inside of my blood and that lasts for most of the day a sign of an anxiety disorder?

They're calling it the Lifetime Movie Primary

What REAL MAN among us ain't been in the military and got a Nazi tattoo (ACCIDENTALLY!) and did a little light Blackwater stuff and then cheated a little bit on his BITCH WIFE

What REAL MAN among us ain't been in the military and got a Nazi tattoo (ACCIDENTALLY!) and did a little light Blackwater stuff and then cheated a little bit on his BITCH WIFE

LOST HIGHWAY (Lynch, 1997)

lmao at "healthy" good point doordash

My local ISD offers an alternative certification program with placement into an internship. Seriously considering it. Pros: actually fulfilling and meaningful work, summers off Cons: literally half my current salary and being a teacher in Texas with no collective bargaining

I'm going to Graceland Graceland Memphis Tennessee I'm going to Graceland doo dee doot baduba doot doot doo doot my traveling companion is nine years old BUT IT'S NOT WEIRD

I've never seen somebody so irrationally tilted that somebody can't name Plaxico Burress

And my Millennial Azz is living for it 🙌🤣🤣🤣

I always liked how Stone Cold Steve Austin put his arms up with middle fingers extended as if he was flipping off the people behind him

Okay, I've decided, I'd like to sell my soul for riches

Called down, actually. From Heaven above.

And to do it against the Rangers of Arlington... #Astros

no hitter btw

NO HITTA MOTHAFUKA

I think my ideal job is one where I never have to get on LinkedIn ever again in my fucking life

i'll be honest, i was NOT expecting the grogu movie to go there

I think my ideal job is one where I never have to get on LinkedIn ever again in my fucking life

I don't know... should I go or nah?

POINT BLANK 2 NAMCO/TOSE 1999 PSX

having a job is low key GOATed when needing money is the vibe

How it feels to have un-nuanced, very clear cut opinions about lolicon being abhorrent:

This truck in front of me has 124.1 CUM that's crazy

You know it wasn't so much the layoff as it was my old Pixel 8 deciding that a line about 4 pixels deep would go hypercolor OLED neon fuchsia as I was furiously messaging everyone in my network for job leads that made me have a nervous breakdown

You know it wasn't so much the layoff as it was my old Pixel 8 deciding that a line about 4 pixels deep would go hypercolor OLED neon fuchsia as I was furiously messaging everyone in my network for job leads that made me have a nervous breakdown

This is so fucking hilarious to me lmao

This is so fucking hilarious to me lmao

At 2k 2k 2k I self destruct