I love that there's a boner pill AD before the Zohran Mamdani episode lmao

This was inevitable lol

He's wrong about 99.999999% of everything he says... except the shoes part, keep your shoes on, I don't need to be exposed to your dogs and all they got going on at 20000 feet

That tornado warning wasn't bullshitting, holy smokes

More storms this evening, you say 🙂

Another cold front, another tornado warning in NW Houston

"Grok, prepare an EPIC vulgar roast of this cretin"

lol

When I was younger, I thought 311 was cringe Now that I'm older, I still think they're cringe, but I don't care

"Chris Tucker! 👌 Me and him had a loooot of good times together 👐 a whole lot, he's a tremendous actor, and that little Chinese guy, Jackie Chan, tremendous little guy, we'll let him stay in the country ✋ but it's a fabulous movie really and they don't make em like they used to 👌 I'll tell you that"

gonna need to make up a shortfall this week: we're hurting bad I need at least 200 bucks to make a couple of bills vanish and afford gas money for my medical exams this week. cashapp: $megadrivers venmo: YM2612 ko-fi.com/megadrivers

bruh

Hi good morning, so are we still talking about RFK Jr's cum drinking poetry or was that a fever dream I had

Fun little wrinkle in this whole Ryan Lizza article thing for me personally is that I didn't know who he was when this all started and I kept mistaking him for Chris Cillizza

Shout out to La Gritona Reposada tequila that shit is really good

Good night everybody

Time to read part 2 everyone

This is by far the worst news about a Kennedy and a fired-off round to break on the date of November 22

What's wrong, dear? You've hardly drank of my harvest

If you're upset that I reposted *that* excerpt from the free part of Ryan Lizza's article and want to know why I did it, this is my response

OH GOD IT GOT WORSE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WELCOME TO CHILIS

When the Grindr date is way bigger than you thought

What y'all don't seem to get is that new converts are always the most zealous and Mamdani knows this. So while he's seducing Trump, he's doing his whole, "I love FDR, I'm just a SocDem, here's some theory but, like, we can't do all of it," and Trump is gonna be like, "Actually👌Xi is right"

what a day

lmao

Why is the XPENG robot so unbelievably cheeked up???

I literally think Mamdani went “you know, there was actually a President so popular that people kept electing him more than two terms” and Trump was like no way tell me how he did it

lmao

Robots can get free BBLs in China but US citizens can't get free healthcare. Much to think about...

Someone call Trunks before they finish Android 18

Why is the XPENG robot so unbelievably cheeked up???

When Bad Bunny plays DtMF at the Super Bowl, if I'm drunk, I *will* be getting white boy funky with it

Game. Blouses. #TEXANS WIN! #HTownMade

Can you fucking believe Bluesky existed in a time before Trump's second term? That shit feels like nine centuries ago

Going into the chiropractor like the barber shop you hate "shut up and just make my shit straight"

lmao TikTok search you better RELAX with this suggestion

lmao TikTok search you better RELAX with this suggestion

Well, went in for an MRI on my forearm to figure out this pain I've been having and damn was not expecting one of the most painful experiences of my life lol holy shit

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"Max Landis pitches his Down Syndrome thriller" 684.6k likes Please do not ever tell me "cancel culture" exists again for the rest of my life

"It's come to my attention that pedophiles are operating in the highest echelons of our country. Make no mistake, I support you, and I want to shake your hand."

Oh so it's pointless