Le depression

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A pox on the House of Stroll.

Picture it: an all-dyke production of Chicago with Lea DeLaria as Mama.

Oscar???? Whuf.

Whuf. My phone just started buzzing like a flash flood alert, but it's an evac notice because of this fire.

The person posting their cup of chopped chives on r/kitchenconfidential is my favorite person on the Internet right now.

Is there an org that coordinates letter writing for queer elders and/or queer people who are currently incarcerated? Looking for an activity for the middle schooler's GSA club!

Baltimore pals -- I need to hire a DJ for a middle school dance. You know anyone?

Communist Labubu is my ska band.

G'noop dock fling oh ah!!!!!

I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

Tried to read reviews of the new Florence record and ended up wanting to fight every reviewer who had anything negative to say about a woman who made art about how an ectopic pregnancy almost killed her. Oh? Her scream wasn't "animalistic" enough for you? Fuck off.

Cannot fully articulate the blindingly hot hatred in my heart for Sign-Up Genius and the unfathomable chokehold it has on parent-teacher conferences.

A coworker is complaining that they get too many trick-or-treaters, and I cannot fathom being that much of a wet fucking blanket.

I am very excited to watch this. I love fonts.

A bunch of my fave F1 creators (organized by Podium Sundays) are DRIVEN TO GIVE, and they've come together to raise funds for Feeding America. They're at over $16k of their $20k goal already! Can you spare a few bucks to help get us over the finish line? teamfeed.feedingamerica.org/participant/...

The 12yo continued her journey of being a small clone of me by choosing to be a vicious vampire.

I kept hollering THIS HAM GUM IS ALL BONES at him.

Officially house-hunting! Focusing on 21218 + the Lauraville/Hamilton area. So if any of y'all Baltimore friends have a line on a place with 4+ bedrooms in those neighborhoods, let me know!

Delighted by this little note mentioning @blackforager.bsky.social along one of the trails at Cylburn Arboretum in Baltimore.

"Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh... I.C. Wiener?"

"Hello? Pizza delivery for, uh... I.C. Wiener?"

Everyone thinks we're presidents.

Statler: Do you believe in life after death? Waldorf: Every time I leave this theater.

Blessed new Florence + The Machine Day to you and yours.

When a football player is a really big guy and his little costume shirt is so tight it rides up his belly? Truly great. I love it.

Made @geekyjules.julessherred.com's pho. Am fat and happy.

Healing my inner child by gleefully listening to my daughter's music with her (and surprising her with Olivia Rodrigo and Katseye on vinyl).

A fun thing about being an obnoxious vinyl record guy is that I'm not so precious about my setup that I don't let the kids use it. And so I can buy them their favorite records and they'll come hang out in my office to listen. It's very good.

I feel like I should have known that Brad Paisley has a song called "Cornography"

I'll be moderating a panel on Saturday featuring distinguished transgender service members whose careers are being cut short. Don’t miss this vital conversation! 🗓️ Panel at 2PM on Nov 1 | Part of the DISSENT exhibition (Through Nov 9) at Atrium Artspace in Baltimore

Irrationally resentful of the fact that the only time a board/card game is advertised to me it is for a crowdfunding project vs something I can actually purchase and play now.

Two years ago today we went down to the Baltimore City courthouse and a man in a Ravens hoodie made us a gay family, legally. Happy anniversary to us. 💌

This weekend Jules placed first in a pro-am natural bodybuilding competition and he was informed he won't be able to compete next year because he's trans. He's familiar with politics and media and he'd be a great client to challenge this transphobic sports policy in Canada.

back on my earl grey hot cocoa bullshit: bring milk+a splash of vanilla+a pinch of salt to a gentle simmer. remove from heat, drop in tea bag. allow to steep for 3-5 mins. remove bag, return to low heat. stir in a spoon of cocoa powder + the chocolate of your choice. whisk until melted. sip!

I feel like this book has cut the cord between me and reality. I haven't stopped thinking about it.

pancake bowl innovation: add a scoop of punkin puree to make it deliciously seasonal.

Lando, we can be world champion, I said!!!!!!!

Fuck the FIA and everyone who got away with doing the same thing he did. Racist ass sport.

Marching from Baltimore to Mexico City to raise hell.

Now that I've gone to one F1 race, I have Grand Prix Madness wherein I think I should attend EVERY race.

4pm for lights out is forever. Please, I just want to see my racing car boyfriends go!

I really deeply believe that, if I ever encountered Bob the Drag Queen in the wild, we would become best friends immediately.

Then ⏩ Now I am so proud of the young woman she's becoming, so proud of the woman I've become through her. Happy birthday to my very best girl.

The number of mostly well meaning white people trying to invent ways to feed our neighbors instead of just joining in the community fridge network is making me 😵‍💫 Like, it's good that there is interest and energy in bridging the SNAP gap, but omg we have infrastructure for this! Use it!

I've made myself a little chai hot chocolate with a pinch of very smoky chipotle chili powder. Seasonal depression? Never heard of her.

The almost-12yo is asleep with her head on my chest, and it's one of these very bittersweet moments when I'm wondering if this is the last time she will drift off in my arms.