As a follow-up, where are the Baltimore witches and pagans gathering? I know about Reclaiming and have had hit or miss experiences over the years. There's also CedarLight, but I'm not sure they are still active.

Any members of the Baltimore UU congregation here on bsky? Curious if there is a pagan affinity group affiliated with the church like the UU in Columbia.

I have ordered a Trifecta with pepperoni (a trifectaroni, if you will) from Underground Pizza. I also got arancini. And a salad. Did it cost me so much that my children will no longer be able to attend college? Perhaps. But it will be delicious. And so I think it's okay.

YOUR NOT LAZY - dashare.zone ADMIN

I have never in my whole life started a new year with a forever home.

We gifted the 15yo tickets to the West Virginia Fallout Fan Celebration for Christmas. And I just realized that I get to cosplay THE FINAL PAM at the event.

This is important. @magpie.tips. What's the latest on the Vega Bus?

WOW SO BIG

if you ran into selena gomez on the street and said "where's the weird little guy?" she wouldn't be sure if you meant benny blanco or martin short

Spent this morning hollering, "Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!" so that we could go close on our house. And now Alicia Silverstone shows up in BUGONIA.

They let these dykes buy a house!

Pink pony dice, I'm gonna keep on rolling www.jaydotdice.com/shop/p/templ...

Some facts: - the seller of our house needs to sell by EoY - closing tomorrow is contingent upon the seller having hired a licensed contractor to complete a handful of repairs - the seller's agent has yet to provide the contractor's license # - if closing is delayed, that's not on us, my guy

emailing with the people who work at title companies is like taking a step back in time. so many women with names like Joyce who have pictures of pretty flowers in their email signatures.

Ultimately, I believe that Théoden is a poor military tactician.

Have rarely related more to a fictional character than I have to Shane Hollander's Mom. EVERYONE LISTEN. I MADE A PLAN.

The 12yo and I are watching s1 of Stranger Things together (her first time), and I had really forgotten what a shitass Steve is.

Pigs don't wear Dior but that hasn't stopped her. I believe in the power of Women

Does Miss Piggy have a bush? Not, like, how does she maintain her bush, but *can* Muppet-pig-women grow a bush?

couldn't decide between a star and an angel, so i went with both

Me: What are you a Grinch of? 15yo: CAPITALISM.

dainty little lavender shortbread snowflakes. ❄️

THE 12YO WAS TYPING FURIOUSLY ON HER PHONE AND I SAID WHAT ARE YOU TYPING AND SHE SAID I'M WRITING A FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!! BABY'S! FIRST! FANFIC!!!

Time to pine*. *watch Carol

Christmastime wishes from your favorite lesbians.

An older lady at the nail salon did a long sigh when she saw the red sparkly color I picked out. "My husband won't let me get the sparkles," she said. "Perhaps you should get a wife," I replied. "If it had been an option 50 years ago, I probably would have," she said.

Help the 15yo is downloading Bsky and asked for my handle. Let me live. Never look at my posts!!!!

The tag on the blouse is SENDING ME

Spending the whole yuletide season accusing my children of being peekers the way the local magistrate may have brought charges of witchcraft against Goody Danvers in the 1600s.

When you were a kid did you think that cordial cherries had alcohol in them? I definitely did.

muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)

Oh noooooo I'm watching one of the more recent seasons of Call the Midwife and there's elderly lesbians and I'm already crying.

I am not dreaming of a White Christmas. Instead, I am dreaming of doing a drag king spin on the Boulet Brothers when the husbutch and I go see the Dragula tour in Philly.

One of the music writers featured in the new Counting Crows documentaries says, "The sullen, literary, journaling teenager. This is your shit." And I absolutely was that kid. And I am still that kid. And it's still my shit.

Marry a guy who will make the Radgull Power Noodles from the Vault Dwellers Cookbook for you and your Fallout obsessed kid for your S2E1 watch-along.

If The Final Pam isn't going to be in the new Fallout season, I'm not watching.

The Ivy Bookshop's popup in the church in Mt. Vernon is so brilliant. We just wandered through and it felt good to my soul to be in a reverent space without the burden of pretending to practice Christianity.

The Theosophical Society of Maryland's website hasn't been updated since 2018 and I am bereft. Where are they? Come back.

🤎🩰 Idea vs Execution 🩰🤎

Was ranting about how infuriating and relatable the end of Home Alone is to many mothers -- putting in so much work to connect with their kids at Christmas only to have others who didn't do shit show up. And the 15yo goes, "Will you tell me if I can do anything to take something off your plate?" 😭

Have we all watched the new Fraggle Rock Christmas special?

I like to think of myself as the Ron Swanson of crab rangoon.

It's China Wok and Home Alone tonight, baby! Nothing says "It's finally Christmas break!!!!!" like two orders of crab rangoon and a vat of egg drop soup.

Someone could make a lot of money if they developed and sold an actually good paper planner for marketing campaign managers.

Gentle reminder that we're more than half-way through the month, so be sure to schedule some time to listen to Counting Crows' LONG DECEMBER and feel wistful before it's too late.

The Rams' are forever giving Bluth's Frozen Banana to me.

I've reached a point where I say, "I heard it on So True," with the same gravity and reverence my townie ass mother would have afforded everything she ever learned on Oprah in the 90s.

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

I do love a holiday email from a local business that includes a janky gif of a twinkling Christmas tree.