the absolute apex of this, aside from pussy galore, is them naming nuclear physicist denise richards “dr christmas jones” in the world is not enough literally just so they could make a “I thought christmas only comes once a year” joke at the end crossed over into “I’m not even mad, that’s amazing”

happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves

it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig

Former human rights lawyer here: under international human rights law, bombing or gassing a medical facility is a crime against humanity. Last night, the NJ state police gassed the medic tent at Delaney Hall over and over and over again until medics had to abandon it and flee for their lives.

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that is pronounced like cor (rhymes with more) goon (rhymes with moon)

Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.

The people cry out for Jarnathan

this means that the etymologically accurate plural of corgi is not corgis, it is corgŵn, thanks for coming to my ted talk

dunno who needs to know this but corgi is actually just welsh for dwarf dog dwarf (cor) dog (ci, meddal mutation into gi)

we may think statements like this aren’t enough and don’t matter, but an extremely normie, super-Christian woman I work with is *obsessed* with Pedro Pascal and completely reworked her priors regarding trans rights solely because of his opinions on the matter

Whats great about bras is you never have to wash em. And the ensuing fungus accumulates to the point where I have functional C cups.

I think there are at least two powerful themes that conservative writers handle really well - the grief that comes with change and the struggle to preserve the good against the tide of humans’ worse natures. Modern conservatism is all-in on humans’ worse natures and thinks grief is for losers

But liberal pundits continue to assure me that macro indicators look good and the populace is just hysterical for some bizarre reason

the price of friggin like. broccoli or spinach is out of control these days.

Once again: German universities were the envy of the world before the Nazis rose to power and took an ideological wrecking ball to the entire enterprise. If you want to know how long it took for German universities to recover… they haven’t.

NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:

More from Ed Markey on trans rights: "trans rights are human rights. do not let anyone, republican or democrat, tell you otherwise" "it is our job to have love in our hearts" "we need to protect trans kids" Democrats cheering. Convention vote goes 74-26 Markey. This is the correct position.

Oof

sorry, next time I will remember that when my 9-year-old and I enjoy a pleasant evening together I am forbidden from posting my thoughts about it 🙄

watching this movie remembering all the people being mad it was "anti-Israel" like. okay so you watched a movie where soldiers are marching on unarmed kids to do a genocide and said "how dare you put Israel in this movie".

Funniest scene in context in Breaking Bad is when Walter goes I AM THE DANGER SKYLER. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS because he spends every scene immediately before and immediately after that going Ohhh my god oh fuck I'm in so much danger. Somebody help me. Gus is gonna kill me HELPPPPPP MEEEEEE

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Indeed. Indeeed.

We need to go back to basics. Less genAI more cheese.

my wife: what are you thinking about me: *info-dumps about the Monroe files and Project Stargate for 20 minutes* my wife: me: you did ask my wife: I did, I did

The thing about Platner is that I swore we were all passing around some anecdote a little while back about how you can't allow even one nazi, even a well-spoken one with good vibes, into your bar. I have a very clear memory of this. We all agreed with it and found it trenchant and apt.

my new family doctor DID say to me, completely unprompted, "I know that in the US you can just see a specialist whenever you want but here, most of your care goes through the family doctor and you need a referral to see a specialist" and I was just like. okay.

like. that's the rhetorical move Sheev makes. picks a fight and starts shooting lightning fingers and then when Anakin shows up he's like "oh nooooo they're killing meeeeee"

Palpatine: "Nooo, I'm so weak. I'm a little birthday boy. You wouldn't kill a little birthday boy!" Mace Windu: "He's too dangerous to be left alive!" Anakin: "Oh my god. Mace Windu is literally killing a little birthday boy on his birthday."

at the first place I called I got a same-week intake appointment, it was <2 miles away from my house and it cost $0

Canadians have such a widespread perception that it's harder to find a family doctor here than in the US and idk maybe that used to be true but in 2026 I can go to findaprovider.ab.ca and get a BIG list of current options and in the US you log onto your insurance's list and it's 10 years out of date

i got like 5 requests for this

Pisces: If you work in a biological laboratory, say yes to the petri dish today. If you don’t work in a biological laboratory, start applying!

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We couldn’t get our student loan debt eliminated on a technicality

my mom expertly ragebaited my dad by IMMEDIATELY responding to this prompt with "buying a house in Italy"

I would buy the Grey's Anatomy franchise and write in a horrific death for Owen Hunt that he conclusively cannot be resurrected from

Yes, it's true, the median household net worth is around $193k. But it's not a normal slope below that, there's yet more skew, just like at the top. You'd think the 33rd percentile would be around $125k. They're not, it's more like $67k. 10th percentile is around $0. Below that, it's negative.

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

I would go full John Hammond and hire a whole fleet of dubiously ethical scientists to bioengineer actual honest-to-god fire-breathing dragons and unleash them on the world, consequences be damned!

A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.

instagram is advertising me what I can only describe as men's Non-Mormon Garments and idk how the algorithm can be so accurate and so wrong at the same time

Levi thinks "Manchild" by Sabrina Carpenter is about someone named "Michelle"

This isnt really about anything in particular but more about *gestures* the general state of things, but theres something about being an artist in a world where art and humanity are slowly going extinct in the hands of shareholders, knowing that nothing you try will matter.

I'm ennuimogging the sighpilled youth

Sorry, I actually think the sub sections are better?