NYC Transit 🤝 Berlin U-Bahn trans woman station announcers. neat

unionizing outerspace

When the world ends, I'll be selling bags of lightly salted, roasted cockroaches to eat at gladiatorial events.

You are not wrong. Or to go a bit further, I in fact agree with you. And yet. I’m still muting you

I see, so the only part of me that was tired was my eyeballs.

me addressing the besties group chat

I WANT TO GO TO POPE RAVE

“He can call me ‘fascist’ if he wants to”

he's about to get replaced. trump/mamdani 2028

should i finish the love poem about trying to leave the country and a border agent cracks my phone and reads me all my unfinished love poems that he finds on it as he searches for seditious material? Better if I don't probably

My cat keeps stepping on her COCAINE button more and more rapidly even though I've made it clear I won't give her the cocaine every time, only at random intervals!

ICE agents in Queens, New York break down a bedroom door and point guns at a mother & her four US citizen children They dragged the mother out by her hair while yelling at the kids to “put your hands up, stupid!” This is tyranny These kids are traumatized It was warrantless and no ID was shown.

Hapless rube in commercial for AI: Gemini, what does the recipe mean by, “finish by broiling on top rack for 4 minutes”? 😩 Gemini: Amazing job on the cooking! It can be scary. First of all, an oven is like an epic car without wheels that gets hot

This is how I describe it

machine generated poetry defeats machine enforced security. So weird.

We should all be glad the singer of Toto was a benevolent vocalist. He could have just as easily cursed the rains in Africa instead of blessing them.

new life goal tbh

Dirty Dancing is on Howdy and somehow they have a version where you watch Penny get the abortion.

I was reading the front page of Wikipedia, which I do every day (I'm a dork) and the "did you know" section was all trans stuff, which was cool. Whatever, neato. The OTD section mentioned it's Trans Day of Remembrance (something I'm well aware of) and my body let out the most wretched honking sob.

Someone hit the "engines fall off" button

I'm not just being difficult for the sake of it. It's actually for your benefit, so that you will earn more experience points and treasure.

Pretty fuckin rude to pay a therapist hundreds of dollars a month to help you realize you were a large part of the problem. 😤

While bsky is hard at work recoloring icons Signal just added polls. Hell yeah. (BTW never install apps when there's a perfectly good mobile website)

Thong Thursday the 20th

Oh shit dynamite time! LFG

Like, I said, I will not be gay in 2026.

I think the bsky team are all nasty-faces cuz they know they can't post good.

You will all be thrilled to know that I am now squeaky clean 🚿 🧼

When I die everyone I know will be allowed to keep one of my bones for veneration purposes.

bluesky should let me post according to the standard set by My President

You know the insomnia is bad when the British are up and posting.

Podcast for babies called I’m Crowning

Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives

I'm not going to listen to old R.E.M. albums tonight when I try to sleep. I'm not going to grieve for lost loves and lives unlived while I cry myself to sleep! It's simply never something I do.

Graveler

AI refrigerator tells children to crawl inside.

reminds me of “ “friend to animals* *enemy to bad animals”

I try to not make sweeping generalizations. Cats are not a monolith.

me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on Caveman Therapist: wheel?

Not true!

Sure I'll repost this

put my favorite sweater in the washing machine. pray for me.

In america, they put people in prison that have the same initials as the vice president

happy birthday, men.