I'm a biological reply-guy

The hard part of recreating chain restaurant meals at home is throwing the produce so it collides with the water cascade just as you hit the cymbal.

life really is all about feeling that immeasurable wall between yourself and others where you both express jealousy for your own interpretation of the other persons predicament, leaving out the nuances and agonies they experience, and them doing the same for you

they should invent an emoji thats like this

all timer

[dumping the snowpiercer molecules in the atmosphere as soon as it hits 84F]

come on. be serious.

wow look at this cool page! aestheticallynostalgic.com/features

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1946

I have to admit, the idea that the giant machine in the ocean that built UFOs and their occupants )to protect us from other, more sinister aliens) is running out of material and power and that's why suddenly jellyfish and weird blobs (and black triangles) are everywhere immensely appealing some days

eating fried chicken one handed like raylan givens so i have a clean hand for posting

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Videogame hot take I'd rather have no story than a boring one

just saw a fresh yellow ribbon car magnet lol we are not doing that shit this time around there is no way

engaging in botanical sexism by harassing a lettuce at the grocers

not to out myself as a big dork-ass, but there's some interesting stuff in here including some TMBG shows from like 1988, husker du from like 1984. other amazing stuff. archive.org/details/@aad... apnews.com/article/aada...

Hitting the afrin just to feel something

Erectile Dysfunction Music

fell down a rabbit hole, apparently the most thorough guides for Baldur's Gate 1&2 are written by a woman who has been thoroughly blogging all her video game opinions since the 1980s. she gave Baldur's Gate 3 a 2.1/10 rating and scathingly calls it a reddit RPG lilura1.blogspot.com/2024/01/Redd...

oh dear mustn’t tarry on the pavement, you’ll be stepped on! stay safe 🐝

We should have known technology would turn on us as soon as we stopped making transparent electronics. 😔

bsky desperately trying to make me care about college basketball, people's homemade pizza, random geological mineral samples, BBQ, music festivals, liberal politics, people's sick pets, gardening, celebrity gossip, and mechanical keyboards, meanwhile this is literally the kind of post I like to see:

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Asking AI for a high res image of the Mona Lisa with the only change being she's more fuckably young and underweight then posting it to bsky #synthart

Angler

Hey if you still have an Angelfire or Tripod site, or if you like one, now is the time to back it up, like, urgently

Me buying three pack of cables, "there, now Im done, plenty of cables." Cable Goblin: rubs hands together and laughs with glee.

https://museumofzzt.com/file/view/zzt98_coffee/?file=Coffee.zzt&board=4 “Mr. Coffee” by roastbeef (1998) [Coffee.zzt] - “-=( mmm... beany.” https://museumofzzt.com/file/play/zzt98_coffee/

Weak thesis, powerful execution.

wrt Swalwell, Platner, Newsome, etc, the Democrats are absolutely *desperate* for some white square-jawed, "real man" to elect to something so they can prove they're not the DEI party for fat, queer, ethnic minority women. exhausting! dissolve already, losers!

Well well well, so I need to put down my controller and do my homework if I want to get a good job, do I? My mom's really eating shit on this one.

in urban environments, this is done at the CVS.

this is unfair to pinnipeds who have demonstrated understanding of syntax, rhythm, symmetry, transitivity, and equivalence

I wish queers in their thirties would stfu about about being "old" Go find an LGBT senior center, spend some time there and talk to people.

Been thinking of this post all morning. Best thing I've read.

(0/0)=1

The dog said she can go around the moon just by howling.

75% chance he thought he needed this to move to Albany

From April 10, 1988. Hard to believe FoxTrot is 38 years old today...

being out of touch with the culture of younger generations doesnt mean you have gotten old it means you have fallen out of favor with the Cosmic Subconscious and your soul will simply be destroyed after death

Marge Simpson.

Better watch out, HoD, they're gonna getcha.

psycho shit.

Just lying on their sides, unable to move under their own power. . . Unable to die. . . Most of them have gone mad and just scream endlessly into the void. I would watch it.

This will probably compress to absolute shit, but bsky is so corny I cannot stand it.

overwhelming and exhausting NYC zeitgeist.