Jshapedlikeafishhook
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doing my best no wait that's a lie
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Vivienπ‘οΈπ‘οΈπ‘οΈJustJ
about 2 hours ago
chili one-way is a bowl spaghetti. In this way Italy and Texas are link via Ohio
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The hard part of recreating chain restaurant meals at home is throwing the produce so it collides with the water cascade just as you hit the cymbal.
about 5 hours ago
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Cinci chili 3-way = spaghetti bolognese but with cumin, cayenne and cheddar instead of basil, black pepper and parmesan. Were they so obsessed with the letter C that they did this?
about 6 hours ago
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The Salon Group NYC
1 day ago
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Robert Loves Photography
about 14 hours ago
This is the original.
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Carlos Eagle
1 day ago
It's time to start triggering volcano eruptions to cool the atmosphere
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Nothings Monstered
1 day ago
From the Series OnΓrics β Andrea Torres Balaguer
www.andreatorresbalaguer.com/onirics
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How does this happen? I would have gotten a whole crew together to go watch this in the theatre, and Paramount was going to just stream it, then somebody messed up or got mad and now it's shark chum. I feel terrible for all the people who poured their souls into making it.
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1 day ago
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For 22 of the last 33 years, the president of the us has been someone born in the summer of 1946. For 4 more it was someone born earlier. But go on, tell me more about how X is worse than boomers.
1 day ago
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Never stepping foot in a Target again. Wasn't inclined to anyway.
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1 day ago
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends
1 day ago
Not so little Tatu the Muscovy duckling enjoying the outdoors
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Gonna open a cafe: Fun Coffee, but the sign only has room for six letters so it'll be Fucoff
2 days ago
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit π
2 days ago
I never understood why it was called the βrestβ room until I had kids and realized βleave me the hell aloneβ room would teach them bad words
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PROTOSTAR
2 days ago
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The saddest ppl on here are the ones that use "a.i." to argue. Even if it worked, which it doesn't, it's like challenging someone to a match then tapping in a robot to fight for you.
3 days ago
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Real tough guys like big pickups so they won't be hurt in a collision.
3 days ago
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Dr. Darrell C.
3 days ago
It's like when they say "You can't miss it". I just go home and take a nap. The stress is too great. πΏπΏ
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Pittsburgh Scanner
3 days ago
Shadyside. Denniston St. Caller requesting help with their finger stuck in a sweeper.
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no fair, just made an excellent one on Friday and didn't take pics for social media cred
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3 days ago
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alex krokus
about 2 months ago
there are some things that I would only tell a friend on my deathbed
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Me buying three pack of cables, "there, now Im done, plenty of cables." Cable Goblin: rubs hands together and laughs with glee.
3 days ago
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I am shaped by the tension inside between keeping lots of tabs open because I might look at them later and seeing old tabs and going wtf were you wasting time on?
4 days ago
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mindflakes
9 days ago
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, remember to pack a lunchbox in case all that revenge makes you hungry. And have fun out there!
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5 days ago
The Arrested Development joke about the $10 banana has stopped being funny.
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just spoke to my neighbor for an uncomfortably long time. might have been a full minute.
5 days ago
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Mike.β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β
5 days ago
As of my lunch break, I've finally read every Agatha Christie mystery, from 1921's ππ©π¦ ππΊπ΄π΅π¦π³πͺπ°πΆπ΄ ππ§π§π’πͺπ³ π’π΅ ππ΅πΊππ¦π΄ to 1976's ππ’π― ππ±ππ’π΅π΅π¦π³. Real quick read too. A guy slips off a balcony while Miss Marple watches and is unable to investigate, stuck on the toilet from eating week old hard boiled eggs.
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Aging, a play in one very short act. Me: "OK, Brain, learn _anything_ about Pickleball so you can participate in a convo with that friend who is into it, instead of just nodding and staring blankly" Brain: "Nah I'm good" Me: π€¦π½ββοΈ
about 2 months ago
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Still here, and replied to me but disconnected it from the thread. Profile is concentrated d-baggery and empty rhetoric. No mutes thankfully.
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7 days ago
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I pretend walnuts are tasty freeze-dried mink brains.
27 days ago
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Hey witch, could you cite the deep magic @ me? I actually wrote it, but that was a long time ago and I forget what it all meant. Thx ππ½
7 days ago
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mental illness is not nearly as cool as I was led to believe by the Ramones
7 days ago
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inject yourself before you infect yourself
7 days ago
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Fine article, but it worries me that ppl were yelling about this and like... anyone can read the text and understand how foolish the idea is:
www.law.cornell.edu/constitution...
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8 days ago
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Ppl call me paranoid, but this is why I use cash for all booze purchases. Credit agencies, banks, insurance all access the info when you use cards. Those judgy MFers then exploit that knowledge.
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8 days ago
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weeder
8 days ago
We don't have to live like this. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
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Deeper than most Y comb startups:
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9 days ago
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Vivienπ‘οΈπ‘οΈπ‘οΈJustJ
9 days ago
What am I saying? I can't possibly live my best life until the bsky terms of service are violated in unspeakable ways.
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I know this family they're called the Sierras
9 days ago
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PROTOSTAR
10 days ago
#Monday
#NewWeek
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OMG it's dying only two stadiums of newbs every week
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12 days ago
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Apt thread on why humans > ai when it comes to research.
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13 days ago
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relevant 60 years later
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14 days ago
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Bruno Leo
15 days ago
Comer uma pizza aqui em homenagem pra seleΓ§Γ£o Italiana.
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JB π North Texas RPG
16 days ago
It's a great career being able to be creative all day then go walk through the things you design.
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team burnt sienna 4 life
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15 days ago
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Wow, your AI gen profile pic looks like unwashed hippo ass, but good try I guess.
15 days ago
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CynicalTherapist
16 days ago
When I die, plant dandelions on my grave. When my enemies come to visit, they can make *another* *less obvious* wish.
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Nick Brumfield
20 days ago
Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities
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Explore live radio by rotating the globe
Explore live radio by rotating the globe.
https://radio.garden/
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It's like a Godzilla movie when you get confused who to root for because they're all wrecking the city and the fx suck anyway.
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20 days ago
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geist
20 days ago
It takes 23 hours for a "hello" to reach Voyager 1 and another day for it to whisper "hi" back. 48 years in the dark, itβs only 0.0026 light-years away, yet itβs still talking to us from 16 billion miles out. If it can keep going through the void, so can we. π«β¨
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