chili one-way is a bowl spaghetti. In this way Italy and Texas are link via Ohio

The hard part of recreating chain restaurant meals at home is throwing the produce so it collides with the water cascade just as you hit the cymbal.

Cinci chili 3-way = spaghetti bolognese but with cumin, cayenne and cheddar instead of basil, black pepper and parmesan. Were they so obsessed with the letter C that they did this?

This is the original.

It's time to start triggering volcano eruptions to cool the atmosphere

From the Series Onírics — Andrea Torres Balaguer www.andreatorresbalaguer.com/onirics

How does this happen? I would have gotten a whole crew together to go watch this in the theatre, and Paramount was going to just stream it, then somebody messed up or got mad and now it's shark chum. I feel terrible for all the people who poured their souls into making it.

For 22 of the last 33 years, the president of the us has been someone born in the summer of 1946. For 4 more it was someone born earlier. But go on, tell me more about how X is worse than boomers.

Never stepping foot in a Target again. Wasn't inclined to anyway.

Not so little Tatu the Muscovy duckling enjoying the outdoors

Gonna open a cafe: Fun Coffee, but the sign only has room for six letters so it'll be Fucoff

I never understood why it was called the “rest” room until I had kids and realized “leave me the hell alone” room would teach them bad words

The saddest ppl on here are the ones that use "a.i." to argue. Even if it worked, which it doesn't, it's like challenging someone to a match then tapping in a robot to fight for you.

Real tough guys like big pickups so they won't be hurt in a collision.

It's like when they say "You can't miss it". I just go home and take a nap. The stress is too great. 😿😿

Shadyside. Denniston St. Caller requesting help with their finger stuck in a sweeper.

no fair, just made an excellent one on Friday and didn't take pics for social media cred

there are some things that I would only tell a friend on my deathbed

Me buying three pack of cables, "there, now Im done, plenty of cables." Cable Goblin: rubs hands together and laughs with glee.

I am shaped by the tension inside between keeping lots of tabs open because I might look at them later and seeing old tabs and going wtf were you wasting time on?

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, remember to pack a lunchbox in case all that revenge makes you hungry. And have fun out there!

The Arrested Development joke about the $10 banana has stopped being funny.

just spoke to my neighbor for an uncomfortably long time. might have been a full minute.

As of my lunch break, I've finally read every Agatha Christie mystery, from 1921's 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘈𝘧𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘵𝘺𝘭𝘦𝘴 to 1976's 𝘔𝘢𝘯 𝘚𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. Real quick read too. A guy slips off a balcony while Miss Marple watches and is unable to investigate, stuck on the toilet from eating week old hard boiled eggs.

Aging, a play in one very short act. Me: "OK, Brain, learn _anything_ about Pickleball so you can participate in a convo with that friend who is into it, instead of just nodding and staring blankly" Brain: "Nah I'm good" Me: 🤦🏽‍♂️

Still here, and replied to me but disconnected it from the thread. Profile is concentrated d-baggery and empty rhetoric. No mutes thankfully.

I pretend walnuts are tasty freeze-dried mink brains.

Hey witch, could you cite the deep magic @ me? I actually wrote it, but that was a long time ago and I forget what it all meant. Thx 👍🏽

mental illness is not nearly as cool as I was led to believe by the Ramones

inject yourself before you infect yourself

Fine article, but it worries me that ppl were yelling about this and like... anyone can read the text and understand how foolish the idea is: www.law.cornell.edu/constitution...

Ppl call me paranoid, but this is why I use cash for all booze purchases. Credit agencies, banks, insurance all access the info when you use cards. Those judgy MFers then exploit that knowledge.

We don't have to live like this. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

Deeper than most Y comb startups:

What am I saying? I can't possibly live my best life until the bsky terms of service are violated in unspeakable ways.

I know this family they're called the Sierras

#Monday #NewWeek

OMG it's dying only two stadiums of newbs every week

Apt thread on why humans > ai when it comes to research.

relevant 60 years later

Comer uma pizza aqui em homenagem pra seleção Italiana.

It's a great career being able to be creative all day then go walk through the things you design.

team burnt sienna 4 life

Wow, your AI gen profile pic looks like unwashed hippo ass, but good try I guess.

When I die, plant dandelions on my grave. When my enemies come to visit, they can make *another* *less obvious* wish.

Your periodic reminder that there is a website that lets you listen to local radio stations anywhere in the world This is honestly one of the coolest inventions ever, imo. Global access to hyper-local imagined communities

It's like a Godzilla movie when you get confused who to root for because they're all wrecking the city and the fx suck anyway.

It takes 23 hours for a "hello" to reach Voyager 1 and another day for it to whisper "hi" back. 48 years in the dark, it’s only 0.0026 light-years away, yet it’s still talking to us from 16 billion miles out. If it can keep going through the void, so can we. 💫✨