"tupped" is the frilliest word for sex

I do angry posts that get engagement that I end up muting because I stress myself out. But also: I write books and you should buy them. They are much more entertaining. victoriadecapua.com/republic-of-... ^you can read the first five chapters here.

you know what I would love for whatever this next iteration of leadership brings in North America and the UK? Some goddamn imagination. You want to know why Mamdani is going to go down as the most beloved mayor of New York? Because he has imagination and he uses it.

so what's going on here is that Stanley has no idea about the real intersection between the sentiments of the polity, the optics of government and the reality of what keeps people awake at night. Large concepts are abstracts to the individual members of society. Stalinist statistics at play.

Stanley lives in a well and sometimes they let him write articles.

If you give even a teeny little fuck about, say, trans people or immigrants, or I guess the NHS, you don’t have to look hard at all to see how badly Starmer failed his country. He just stood back for agenda of his predecessors, smothering Britain under a pillow. An idiot can see that from anywhere.

TIMBITS.

Someone has been projecting images all over D.C. “It’s swampier than ever.” The Kennedy Center one is pretty hilarious. 😂😂😂

I’ve done a version of this these loaded home fries that’s better. I think the peppers should probably be split between lightly fried for colour and air fried with the potats. Also I usually do just chopped avocado but this one was a leathery rind around a giant seed so I guac’d it. Still. Tasty.

It is time once again to discuss the Most Dad Things we have done in the past year. A couple of reminders: - gender is a social construct, anyone can do Dad Things - you need not be a parent to do a Dad Thing - the definition of a Dad Thing is entirely subjective and maybe made up I’ll go first:

mods asleep, post moon

I like that millennial dads take their kids on public transit. Those are my favourite dads. My dad did that at a time when it was really unusual. He’d be 77 now. I don’t know what version of himself he would be, but I’m glad I had the version of him he was then, even if he was unhappy.

I think I should probably take more drugs because my brain is rattling along in that “hey be creative you can sleep later” red flag way.

Silence. He started to think the pet shop has lied to him so he said it one more time. I’m going down to the bar to get a drink wanna come? He heard a voice from inside the house. I heard you the first time I’m putting on my shoes.

This guy wanted a pet but didn’t have much money so the pet shop offered him a taking centipede in a little house. He was skeptical but he bought it. It didn’t speak just stayed in the little house. So the guy said I’m going down to the bar to have a drink. Silence. He said it again, louder.

Snacks must follow a certain theme and have the correct measure of carbs, fruit, pickled or brined things, dip and cheese. Also a note to myself to make hummus and tabouli tomorrow.

the 3rd century was a trip.

what if it's cloudy

Rob McElhenney's puppy dog face is unbearable.

@alisadiq.bsky.social Beautiful. Powerful. Why Black culture feels special is cause it’s always rooted to something urgent and immediate— as our lives are urgent and immediate—as our condition here in this country is urgent and immediate. Would love to work with him: www.youtube.com/shorts/FwEFC...

you win.

did I hallucinate this

I had literally filmed a whole video about *separate* instances of TikTok censorship this week. Then I come home tonight and find Paramount taking down my content. There is really disturbing stuff going in at one of the country's biggest social media sites. www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBGqH5uU/

I feel stupid and weird talking about this. I just tried to make and share some very basic short form news videos.

Explain your @: It's my name. Like my actual name. I've had people contest whether it's my actual name, but it is. My parents just really like fucking vowels or something. I have another surname I don't use as often because it's just too long.

no idea if this was any good but my mentor John Gordon Hill gave Brendan Fraser one of his first acting jobs out of Cornish and that's important information. He died several months ago, but I know he was happy to see Fraser get his comeback.

I love, love love love that Mythic Quest is about a romance between two creatives that’s never actually about them getting together, it’s about their creative relationship and their personality clashes. I love they let them be really messy and flawed and bad in complementary ways.

I did these according to the a&w teen burger stack order. I consider the teen burger the platonic ideal of all fast food burgers.

Most towns in Plug’s Butt Ugly Stuff Hut are leftist and smelly

11 left

Mormon Bolshevism is inherently French.

Danish women who date podcaster men expose them to Danish culture and Human Instrumentality.

Well here are some photos from the insanely gorgeous day. All the rest of them are hereabouts www.instagram.com/p/DZwqL-ZlEW... instagram.com/p/DZwqs5YG-4...

I'm suspicious about bluesky's ability to handle ten photos in an upload. Just sayin'.

Flowers, creatures and features

today was a massive haul for wildlife. The seals were sealing, and we saw baby owls, and a skunk, and some other usual suspects.

I don't think WASPs should eat chess pieces. I think when they do it they're reinforcing sexism.

Real injuries only for Canada. None of that made you look shit. Authentic.

I believe we done went

No one cares. Sanders couldn’t successfully legislate to save his ancient corrupt ass

Someone’s ringtone on this bus is careless whisper. I can respect it.

If we do I brought really good snacks for our walk so we can survive at least two days in Stanley park.

I’m on a sippy backpack adventure.

Canada vs Qatar match. Definitely a great time to meet downtown to do a seawall walk. Definitely nothing crazy will happen. Adventures to come.

Naomi Ekperigin wrote the best episode with them.

Mythic Quest also went under the wire for having great neurodivergent women

#scriptsky if folks want to help out here, I'd appreciate it. I'm not trying to juice up any numbers here or give any kind of impression - I was asked, so if you've got something to say about this and you fit the requirements, let us know. The actual call is going down monday.

Oh hey they’re fobbing me off and won’t take my lab reqs even though I have an appointment, now I am annoyed as my headache is annoying. Glad we sorted all that out.

The fact Trump trotted out a really bad deal to end a war while in Versailles is just too on the nose.