2000s crunk concept album about the government banning Ass

The nature and farm animal preserve where the wedding was at had donkeys, goats, and horses and I loved it so much that I'm starting to suspect I might be less of city girl than I thought.

Fit for my Work Wife's wedding. Would've gone saucier but it's outside and it's October.

Generic Neosporin is like $10 at Walgreens. Laaaaaaaame.

Is Life 10-24-25

Remembering that the Wet Hot American Summer DVD had a "commentary track" that just adds a bunch of farts to the movie. I also remember it being really fucking funny. They took a very dumb idea and pulled it off with aplomb.

Is Life 10-23-25

The Creaming of Slot 69, by Thomas Pynch 'Em.

Resharing cuz I just really like this one.

There's also a third Christmas Carol in production, starring Carrot Top. He's also the director!

Being at work sucks I wanna be smoking cigs and bowls and reading books.

Gentle Observation 291 - Okay, maybe don't listen to your heart. patreon.com/kochalka

Is Life 10-21-25

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Is Life 10-17-25

When I got this tattoo I was drunk and thought I knew what it symbolized and am UNSURE if it represents who I am today.

Going back to school and getting a degree in psychology and then opening up an Anti-Therapy clinic.

Now that your picture's in the paper, being rhythmically admired~~~ Elvis Costello - My Aim Is True (Columbia, 1977 Terre Haute pressing)

They're timevestigating the Chrysler Building.

Harpy Birthday, Funeral Director.

To be passionate about chili is to be Hormelian.

back on my numbers aren’t real bullshit

Shirt with an arrow pointing up and reads "MY DICK'S UP HERE!"

Mitch McChoogle

Gator Daytime

If he was a Swifty, he'd be Popeye the Taylor-Man.

Last night I had a stress dream where my teeth crumbled and shattered, I was pulling weird rods out my member, and people confused me with another transgal.. but most of it happened at an open air screening of a Bob Dylan concert film and the girl I was getting confused with was hot.. so broke even.

Me talking to scammers about how I'm gonna die anyway and I don't care what they have to offer.

Paulie Shagg and The Pube Pukers Going Down b/w Our Lips Congealed

We need to get Mr. Baseball and The Alien on bsky. That would really tie the room together like a nice rug.

Is Life 10-13-25

Sheeee, is moving by remote control Hands that guide her, are invisible

Is Life 10-12-25

Got to spend time with this today, and I am so stoked with what's coming. Every chapter, I'm 8 in so far, been adding a few layers of cream and mise and metaphysical meatballs, and I can't wait to see it all plated, rung recipe through time, and eaten. Plate all canvas of meal before the wash.

Marquis.. CHA CHA!

Public Universal Friend vs Private Divisional Enemy

DuoGringo, The Double White Boy

The Creaming of Slot 69, by Thomas Pynch 'Em.

Is Life 10-7-25

I got my Shadow Ticket!

Ok, Waldo. youtu.be/_Gwth0jfdfc

Dotty Meslik, server.

Is Life 10-5-25

"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

Honestly, even though I've checked in a couple of times a day, I've never felt engaged in any of the discourse of BlueSky's paraculture and mods and shit. I would be blissfully unaware of Jesse Singal if not for passing replies and QPs about him. I never got too invested, I guess.

I put oil in my car.