Just got the email from Nintendo to tell me they’re about to take payment for the Virtual Boy (plastic Switch stand). Am I really going to spend nearly £70 just to play some Virtual Boy games for 5 minutes? A: yes, of course I am. I have a sickness.

Having a good time with Final Fantasy VII Remake. Maybe AAA games aren’t all bad…

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

The Boss ✊ youtu.be/GDaPdpwA4Iw

EGGS & CHIPS

All the impossibly attractive computer women throwing themselves at Cloud is making playing Final Fantasy VII in front of Mrs Cupid an embarrassing proposition.

The fact the media, en masse, are completely ignoring the fact that entire pages of the Epstein Files have been released COMPLETELY redacted is winding me up no end today. Trump has perpetrated the easiest cover up in the history of man and we’re all just letting him get away with it.

Nailed on for that rumoured Partner Direct next week.

Surely it’s some kind of artist choice to make a film about the Beatles and cast four actors that look nothing like the Beatles.

What are we doing here? Don’t tell them about Breakfast At Tiffany’s… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’m in Paris.

Binary Domain for Nintendo Switch.

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Looks good. Unreleased games too! I still don’t understand why there can’t be a non-3D version of the app to play without the expensive accessory though - I’ve been played these games in 2D on emulators for years.

I hate that people have to put ‘free’ in inverted commas on things like this because, if they didn’t, there’d be about 7 losers in the replies going “Actually, it’s not free because we pay for the subscription…”

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, or Fan Service: The Movie

He's directing traffic. He steps inbetween ICE and two women who are being harrassed by them (one of whom was shoved to the ground for no reason), raises his hands and turns away from them and says "Okay! Okay!" to indicate he isn't going to be aggressive, at which point they start with pepper spray

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

I’m willing to give Highguard the benefit of the doubt, if only because it’s made by people who also made Titanfall - which is hands down the best FPS series of the last twenty years (in my humble, FPS-casual opinion).

ARTE

Here we go lads. An hour in, I don’t know how they’ve managed this on a handheld. Even Mrs Cupid remarked how good it looked and that she thought I was playing on the Xbox.

It finally turned up 10 minutes ago.

If Nintendo came out with a Switch the size of a small smart phone that I could slip into the inside pocket of my jacket, I’d be all about that. Make it digital only if you want. A Switch Mini. That’s what the world needs.

That ‘Board of Peace’ shite is such an obvious grift, it’s embarrassing even for Trump.

Nintendo are trying to pull the same thing with the Switch 2 that they did with the Switch - that is, port a load of old games over from the previous generation to plug the gaps. Trouble is, this time the previous gen was the Switch and not the Wii U. Everyone’s already played them this time.

It’s great that DKC Returns has had a shiny new update, but it would have been nice to have been given the option to toggle Dixie Kong on or off. She changes the feel of the game so much that I would have preferred the option to still play the “traditional” game. youtu.be/sDVAwmIH3bE

What an absolute clown.

Q: How do I unlock Sunglasses Macron? A: It's very difficult to unlock Sunglasses Macron in the course of a normal game because it requires a specific and unlikely sequence of events. While default Macron is ruler of France, the USA must choose the monarchy path and then lay claim to Greenland.

The thing we’re doing wrong in the West is addressing every single utterance that comes out of that fat orange cunt’s prolapsed arsehole of a mouth. He doesn’t remember what he said yesterday and changes his tune every two mins so why should we be treating every tweet like some great proclamation?

I would love, just once, to wake up and not hear about America.

Doesn’t include the game 😂 These will be getting flogged for a tenner by this time next year.

Going back and forth on whether to get FFVII on Switch 2 this week… I need to be more disciplined in how I buy/play games this year - 400+ games played for an average of less and 2 hours each in 2025 is frankly ridiculous. That said, it’s hard to resist a big AAA FF on Switch for the 1st time.

Mortal Kombat Legacy Kollection is great, as expected. Love what Digital Eclipse do with these collections - half retro compilation, half documentary We need to stop pretending the original MK was intended as anything other than a quick cash in on the fighting game craze though. That game is rough.

Rewatching Blade Runner 2049. I forgot it took nearly two hours for Indiana Jones to turn up.