Was chuckling to myself earlier on a work call about the awkwardness of ‘meet the team’ sessions, when I remembered that I once decided to do ours as an airline theme and convinced my team to dress up like cabin crew and hand out boarding cards as people arrived. I was young(er) and enthusiastic…

Wuthering Heights, but with Muppets. And Kate Bush as the only human.

On my walk this morning I spotted an empty condom wrapper on the ground next to the remnants of a kebab. Someone had the perfect date last night ❤️

Just like other television classics, there are just a handful of episodes. Proof of its quality.

Orange album cover

I don’t ever want to use AI, but was feeling left out so I drew this. Can you guess my job?

Speed skating relays are just pure chaos and I’m totally here for it.

I ❤️ living in Yorkshire

He doesn’t even work from his own constituency.

I’ve decided that Snowboarding Big Air is the event I’m going to go all out for and become obsessed with at this Winter Olympics, and then never think about again for four years.

‘I never wanted to photograph war scenes. I had no desire to go to war whatsoever. I went to the local supermarket because, to me, that was the front line.’ Martin Parr

Just watched the revival of The Muppets and it was lovely and so much fun.

Those Rana pasta adverts, where the bloke and his mother-in-law basically conspire to lie to his partner. That’s not going to end well is it?

Oh yes 😻

I was wearing a jumper with brightly coloured stripes across the middle today and when I dialled into a Teams call a colleague said, ‘What have you come as, the Multi-coloured Swap Shop logo?’

Michael Fish gets PTSD when they play Blame it on the Weatherman #totp

James Dean Bradfield is so beautiful #totp

My daughter is playing Animal Crossing, so I asked what she was building. A dystopian, post-industrial town in decline apparently. So that’s nice.

They’re tearing down my childhood. Going up and down in the glass lift was the most exciting thing you could do in Wakey. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The wonderful actor and filmmaker Ida Lupino was born on this day in 1918. I’ve always wanted to write about her fascinating career and life story. If only publishers agreed with me 🤣.

The cue ball is going towards the pocket for the final time…https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/articles/c0q4kkpedw4o

Just ate a banana for my commute home time snack

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Eating my lunch and two women nearby are having a wonderfully passive aggressive conversation. They are taking it in turns to say ‘it’s fine’ but I’m sensing that it really isn’t fine at all.

In my happy place (prepping for a film podcast appearance, and annoying my husband by getting excited about random bits of trivia.)

There’s nothing romantic about a Glasgow Kiss either love to be honest.

Something’s Gotten Hold of My Heart is one of THE best songs #totp

1989! This is more like it #totp

So my teenage daughter is taking art commissions, and has done some cover art for some songs. So cool.

Ironically here is the real Charlie Big Potatoes #totp

Is that Steve McManaman? #totp

Cher really needs some Head and Shoulders #TOTP

When life gives you lemons, it was probably a weird substitute in your online supermarket shop again. Did you order donuts?

Just finished watching the fantastic Edge of Darkness. For a 40 year old drama, it’s incredibly current.

Absolutely. I wrote my book in between working a job, doing childcare, housework etc. He should try it 🤣

Went to see Park Chan-wook’s No Other Choice this evening. Absolutely brilliant film, loved it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Women’s trouser style or personal insult? - an occasional series.

Interesting piece about one of my all time favourite TV dramas Our Friends in the North. www.bbc.co.uk/historyofthe...

I had a dream last night where I was at some sort of social event, chatting with a small group of people I didn’t know. At one stage I said ‘I’ve been on channel 5…’ and the whole group went quiet and looked away.

#Gladiators breaking the fourth wall

Wayne Rooney’s on #totp

Spandau Ballet were actually appearing in an am-dram production of Pirates of Penzance #totp

Love a bit of Britney Spears #totp

Why do half of N-Sync look like Dean Gaffney? #totp

Timberlake should grow his hair out again #totp

He’ll never fly away wearing that scarf #totp

Pound shop Hanson #totp

Currently getting a blank screen for BBC4, which might actually be an improvement on previous recent episodes #totp

There hasn’t been this much tension and drama around a big table since The Last Supper #Traitors #TraitorsUK

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