What do we want? More cartoon words. When do we want them? Pow! 💥

Why are people calling it Starmerism when Starmerama was right there.

This woman opposite me on the train eating garlic prawns in a busy carriage is quite a flex.

Bulgaria for the win #Eurovision

I quite liked Romania, quite Xena Warrior Princess

No definitely not sexual at all this, with all the leather and bondage #Eurovision

The White Stripes consulting their lawyers #Eurovision

Italy is sponsored by Just For Men #Eurovision

This is like when you’re on a night out and the one lass who thinks she can sing gets up and gives it a good go #Eurovision

Sexy age gap relationship vibes #Eurovision

CBeebies Howard Jones #Eurovision

Sexy lady, crazy staging, catchy tune. Love it #Eurovision

I like this one already #Eurovision

Crossroads you say? #Eurovision

He got that outfit in the Warwick Castle gift shop #Eurovision

10 Things I Hate About You is on Channel 4. One of my favourite Shakespeare adaptations.

I was just chatting to my husband and daughter about that Guardian best novels list, and slightly mispronounced a word, to which my daughter turned to my husband and rolling her eyes said, ‘published author’. That burn has killed me off.

This can’t be a real person surely? Looks like a character in someone’s TikTok comedy skit.

Unsolved mysteries of the world #3765 - the inexplicable pop career of Jimmy Nail #totp

Hucknall in his post McCutcheon era here then #totp

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb.

Was doing my Kate Bush impression to cheer myself up (works pretty well, try it sometime) and my daughter said ‘that’s quite good to be fair’ which is the highest of compliments. Well chuffed.

This is public art if you ask me. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Andy Burnham will force Keir Starmer to quit as PM by standing in by-election after by-election until Labour loses its majority.

Starmer to the cabinet: ‘I said…does anyone have a problem with that?!’

Wait…what if this Wes Streeting thing is like that episode of Friends where Monica hires Joey to work in her restaurant so she can fire him and therefore look more in control to the other staff? Starmer fires Streeting to look like he’s hardcore.

Everyone else seems to have been all about Lynda and Spike, but who was @real-meaning.bsky.social's favourite character in Press Gang*? And more to the point, who was yours?? Mine was Colin, in case you were wondering... *You can find out here: timworthington.org/2025/01/06/t...

Starmer opening his curtains tomorrow morning…

With @bibilynch.bsky.social on Playbus, @regretteruane.bsky.social on Bric-A-Brac, @real-meaning.bsky.social on Press Gang, @iheartbigface.bsky.social on Ulysses 31 and @bobfischer.bsky.social on The Owl Service. timworthington.org/2025/01/06/t...

This is my local councillor. To say he’s popular with locals is an overwhelming understatement.

Stop reporting it as if it's a new series of The Traitors, for God's sake. So tired of this really important stuff being treated as some kind of panto put on for the enjoyment of the political hacks/bloggers/podcasters.

A woman and her young son walk down the road. She also has a black dog on a lead, while he drags a small Henry vacuum cleaner behind him by the hose as if it’s a dog too.

Like Zoe Ball, I too can confirm that unfortunately I am not the new host of Strictly.

I just asked my daughter the name of the UK’s Eurovision entry act and she said he’s called Look Mum No Points 🤣

I like my men like I like my snacks etc…

Nobody: Me: My favourite Bangles single was In Your Room, which hardly anyone else remembers. Different Light is also great.

Hand on Your Heart is absolute top tier Kylie #totp

Ann Lee and her dancers illustrating the hair jewels period of millennium fashions. I should link to the Looks Unfamiliar podcast episode I did with @outonbluesix.bsky.social about them really… #totp

Jordan Knight looks like his mum dressed him #totp

Might turn my Instagram into a Gen X nostalgia account.

The girls from S Club wearing Bay Trading’s entire party top collection there #totp

My work two factor authentication app just gave me a pop-up message asking if I was enjoying it. Two answers available only, yes or no. What a time to be alive.

This is now happening. BBC Four to repeat A Very Peculiar Practice for its 40th anniversary on Wednesday 20 May. Includes a new intro from Andrew Davies. #AVeryPeculiarPractice

There are currently two blokes I don’t know arguing with each other in my mentions. Feels like the classic days of Twitter.

I get a lot of AI slop book marketing emails, but this is the first time I have ever been . . . mistaken for Jane Austen.

Or posting in a literature sub saying, ‘I’ve never read a book before, should I read War and Peace?’

I love how ridiculous Reddit is. Like someone will post a photo of a bird they just spotted saying ‘OMG!!! I just saw this crazy looking bird I’ve never seen before!! What is it?!’ and it’s a magpie.