I know a lot of people aren't alinterested in history but it's like no-one even fucking watched *V* now.

Ah shit, just realised I gave myself the autism right before bed (and twice earlier today, too) Now I'm going to be up all night thinking about paints and miniatures and antiquated computers. Oh wait.

The link ("harder than it looks!" is literally "what she said") www.instagram.com/gilliana/ree...

The whites wank in Eton ... No lies detected

NGL, awful, brilliant, awfully brilliant or brilliantly awful we'll likely watch it, regardless. Doubt it'll be up to Sgt Kabukiman NYPD standards, mind.

One of my favorite fun facts is why the TMNT are named after artists (it’s because the type of turtle they are is a “painted turtle”). I told my nephew about this and he immediately replied that there should be a Bob Ross turtle. So rather than explain the renaissance movement to him, I-

Today on "Are the straights okay?" (By le_trema on instagram as usual)

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

Fun story this morning. I spoke with Curtis Evans, the retired Marine in the viral photo below who took part in the anti-ICE protest at Broadview. He's a thoughtful guy, well read and with a dry sense of humor. Story @taskandpurpose.com taskandpurpose.com/news/marine-...

Eggsy and Jimmi were both just excited to see the neighbor’s cat (who came by for treats) but for some reason the pic ended up looking like a scene in an 80s movie where the nerd shows up with flowers and the girl he loves is already on a date with someone else

a big reason the Disney thing is important is that in the most visible fight the administration has picked, a fight they celebrated winning, ended up as a loss. it's embarrassing and demoralizing. it also shows non-political folks that the pendulum can swing back. that emboldens all of us to fight.

DISNEY EXEC 1: We lost so many subscribers this past week, it's horrible. What can we possibly do to win them back? DISNEY EXEC 2: Make subscription more expensive. DISNEY EXEC 1: Brilliant.

Time for a classic this evening, I feel.

That'll do.

If there’s one thing republicans love more than attacking the LGBTQ+; it’s sucking dick in a dirty bathroom stall at the airport and promising themselves it’s the last time but knowing deep down in their hearts that it’s not.

hahahahaha called it

Bonjour à tous ! 🙏 #Mood C'est Lundi.......

Ncuti Gatwa was of course, the fifthteenth Doctor. #DoctorWho simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_...

If anyone fancies pissing on ITV's anniversary chips this evening, there's an extract from the "Grace in the Barn" bit of "The Archers" available here. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/a...

Repost for Irish Film Classifications by Damien Owens, because it's just come up in FB memories and it's still *brilliant*.

GUESS WHAT WEEK IT IS

The doctors say they've never seen a body tank a high power round like his body. They tested his DNA and it wasn't DNA It was USA And everybody clapped

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Holy shit Spike, calm down

I have also made a 1k racing game. Honestly it's kind of wild what you can fit into 1kB of Lua, a decidedly not-small language, even if we are compressing it by nearly 50%. There's some really cool stuff in the #Pico1k jam.

my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

0745 and Monday has already peaked.

Unclench your jaw. Relax your brow. Go get a drink of water. See if you've taken your meds Eat something. Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing. Because you do. You're a wonderful person. And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through

Productive day today, managed to make it all the way round Sainsbury's, then visited mum, fixed her computer and bled all the radiators, and had planned a tasty brunch but then flared and crashed for several hours. Not eaten anything else today so brunch is now tea. That'll do.

Having been satisfied with the answer to why Ripley tries to abort the self destruct of the Nostromo (the alien was blocking the entrance to the shuttle?), I found this. It’s cute.

“Consider, Turlough – which will you give him? The Doctor, or the diamond? The choice is yours…”

Pause your doomscrolling and listen to this story.

Remains my all-time favourite cat picture.

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

*in Jawa voice* "Panini!"

Meanwhile, that'll do.

Productive day, cautiously shifting things with rests whenever tired, but got Flo's pc desk organised better than it was after shifting it across the room when the boiler was changed. Still needs a bit more work (and cable tidying) but a big improvement on how it was.

Someone needs to sell this on a tote bag.

Yassss finally a reason for my lifelong and previously baseless dislike of Matthew mcconaughey

Bedtime manicure time with Bloggo!

That'll do.

Right, here you go, nobody asked for it but you're getting it anyway. How's that for promotion? #NotCourtingTheAlgorithmAndHashtagsBeBuggered

Daily moment of cute

Ooh, he's changed.