Are they going to the Kop, then? #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

I walk through that underpass several times a week, to catch my bus home #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

That fate, to roam alone, sounds like someone who has a blue box..... #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

Is that institute headquartered in Tufton Street, by any chance? #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

We lost many good people. And one massive piece of shit. #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

Something fishy going on here I think #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

Wonder if this ends "So long, and thanks for all the fish"? #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

Those helmets are very 2001. #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

I hope not just for one day #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

Helpful to have "Deep End" on the wall of the pool there, just so we know.... #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

Sad that Balvinder had to go, but the right decision I feel #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

He'll not feel the benefit when he goes out, as he's kept his coat on #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

HISTORY FACT: Bohemian ruler, Good King Wenceslaus had 4 children: Dee, Pam, Chris and Steven.

So do I celebrate not having to do any ironing today because the iron is broken, or grumble about having to buy a new one?

I believe it was the late Victor Lewis-Smith who first called Dick Van Dyke's 'cockney' performance "Maori Pawpins".

Played them all: shepherd, wise man, innkeeper, narrator, and Joseph. I also played Herod on one occasion. Does he feature in contemporary nativities? I played Santa once too, in a less traditional nativity, which oddly took place in the local Anglican church instead of the school hall.

Genuine lol at that bit #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Well said Nikita, people need to get off her back, it's an entertainment show about dancing, for fuck's sake, not the Nobel Peace Prize #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Every busker we saw in Sicily sang this song approximately every 10 minutes #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Strictly Come Weeping #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

It's Strictly Come Dancing, Balvinder, not Strictly Come Counting 😄 #SCD #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Round of applause, please, for that wonderful centurion Dick Van Dyke!

Saw a woman outside Tesco, she was dressed in a green & red costume with bells on her wrists & boots, a pointy green hat with a bell on the end & fake pointy ears on either side. She was sat down smoking a rolled-up fag. That doesn't look very Elf-y, I thought to myself.....

And the prospect of Bros murdering 'Silent Night' is enough to make me bail. Thank you for the fun, everyone on the #TOTP hashtag!

Saw Graham Nash two months back, he was great. He's not in this, though #TOTP

Fuck off Marti Pellow #TOTP

Oh, a song from when Coca-Cola didn't use bloody so-called 'AI' to make their adverts #TOTP

My username was Glen Medeiros on an 80s chatroom, back when the internet was good #TOTP

Well, I wouldn't want to open a box of number twos to be honest with you, mate #TOTP

Ah, the 80s, when even t-shirts had shoulder pads #TOTP

Ok, I've clearly been drinking too much as I'm sure someone in Brother Beyond just spoke Welsh then #TOTP

Have never seen the video of 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' before, had no idea Robin Williams was in it #TOTP

This reminds me, a rewatch of that Bros 'documentary' is overdue, I need a good laugh #TOTP

She looks pissed! #TOTP

Just realising that Enya's look here in 1988 was clearly a strong influence on my ex. It's uncanny. #TOTP

Is there really any need for that overhead shot? #TOTP

Did they actually say that? #TOTP

Job and finish for her #TOTP

Already much better than 1998 #TOTP

Like Martin Kemp, Gary Davies is making his pitch for James Bond here #TOTP

Farewell, then, 1998. I don't think you'll be missed that much. #TOTP

Good lord, something actually approaching a 'choon' at last #TOTP

And why are the audio levels for this track right down after the previous track. #TOTP

Aaaaaaaand back to Tragedy. #TOTP

Vonda, in a Honda, driving to the Rhondda. #TOTP

Dirge. #TOTP

Are they performing at someone's funeral? #TOTP

People made a big fuss about Anthea Turner's shameless promotion of chocolate, but they never said a peep about Kate Thorntons, did they...? #TOTP

What was being muttered then? #TOTP

Christ. #TOTP