Two things that disappointed me about The Simpsons theme park was the Kwik-E-Mart didn't have Squishees and they didn't sell Bort license plates.

I just got back from my doctor. Eating a family sized box of Mac and cheese is bad for your cholesterol, even if you mix onion and jalapeños into it.

You tech brained computer fuckers just don't understand humans at all and that's the issue. Sometimes an act has symbolic meaning. That can't be given to you as a math equation though, so I don't expect you to understand.

What's funny is the case has been made early and often for why we should kick bigots off of this site and Jay sided with the bigots. "Harassing" is all there is left.

Hey, just a heads up, if you suspend someone for saying "rest in piss Charlie Kirk" because you're afraid of what right-wingers will say in response, that still means somebody harassed you into banning somebody. It just ALSO means you're a coward for complying in advance.

Bro got mad at the ratio.

SCOOP: PA prosecutors were alerted to possible voting irregularities by one of MAGA's leading voices. A long paper trail shows Jack Posobiec has been living in Maryland but voting using his parent's address in Pennsylvania for years. Me with @marisakabas.bsky.social slate.com/news-and-pol...

A full theater at a 10pm showing, laughing for 25 minutes straight. Perfect experience.

Everyone talks about House of Leaves, not enough discuss Poe’s Haunted album that accompanies it.

Lmao. That was so stupid (funny)

Sitting down for Jeffery Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

"Bedrock Anthem" Flea didn't like it and it was clearly better than anything RHCP ever put out.

WAFFLES

I happened upon a 2010 article from Jeffrey Goldberg and it's a shame this was written sarcastically because he was spittin' for a moment there.

Barro getting absolutely cooked in the comments of his own Substack... You love to see it...

I combined two different recipes here and the results weren't bad for a first run. I already made plans to get a better rise and crust next time. When i get it dialed in, I'll share it.

I bought one of these a year ago and it's been working well. It's a common enough replacement filter that you can find them on Amazon pretty easily. home.woot.com/offers/insta...

30% is Trump's floor, right? 23% are engaged enough to answer a poll, but too lazy give it more than a moment's thought.

At 10 pm, he was idling some backfiring piece of shit in his driveway. Dude's trash, no wonder his wife left him and his adult son.

I probably use my Instant Pot for proofing more than I use it for cooking.

Going on the assumption that we'll still have universities in 10 years, I suppose I'll need to be making a list of which ones got on board the Trump Train for when my youngest attends.

I plan to beat this record on Thanksgiving.

"Zen Mode" we are all 35 to 45 years old and people are behaving like their fontanelles haven't closed yet.

have y'all banned Jesse Singal yet or

Devs are desperately trying to figure out how to fuck this website up.

In some ways, I expected that this was going to happen this year or next. In others, the student is literally objecting to me saying that people who are neither XX or XY exist. This is not a controversial or disputed statement. XXX is about 1 in 2000. So are XXY and XYY. XO is about 1 in 4000.

Watching Throne of Blood.

Staying up way past my bedtime of 9pm to watch this.

The ADL failed to satiate its Nazi allies bsky.app/profile/reut...

Sourdough Chocolate Chip Cookies. Folks, they're good.

Recalling now the worst co-worker I ever had telling me "You seem like a smart dude. Google the 'Rothschilds'".

Unfortunately, this is going to be the last magnet fishing post for a while, because the magnet got stuck on what i believe was a car abandoned in the river and when i tried to pull it out with my car the rope snapped (RIP magnet) but at least i found one last hilarious thing. Oh, the memories!

You, a complete buffoon: Buuhhh, prestige television began with "The Sopranos". Me, wise, confident:

America’s military leadership has more important things to do than listen to lectures on character from an unqualified drunk who assaults women. Any soldier who was as careless as Hegseth was with war plans would be fired if not prosecuted. And everyone in that room knows it.

There are a bunch of rando accounts with 50 total posts making conservative talking points in the replies. Best to block and move on.

Rate This App, My Ass (I Won’t Rate This App)

It's very funny to attack Cuba's system of governance considering what a large number of countries are going through right now.

The vaccine part is interesting considering the number of casualties from disease in all conflicts throughout human history.

Just bought a ticket. Had to change the name of the Google Calendar appointment link so it didn't say "Pedophile" in my schedule.

Except it didn't get bad. That person in bloc, who was at the head of the charge pushing Joey Gibson out, was not a comrade. He climbed into the backseat of the truck and they took off together. That entire incident was orchestrated.

Love how this guy is doing a modern “the majority of Muslims support sharia law”. It’s fun to distort polling to fit your prejudices! Congratulations, dumbass. You’re just bill Maher now

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

Since PinkNews is run by a transphobic bad actor and has a habit of sloppy, sensationalist bullshit, I feel like I should clarify: he wants a complete withdrawal of federal funding for facilities that provide gender-affirming care. That's devastating, but different from a ban of that care in law

I can taste the air. It is not "Good".

one of the weirder parts of this wave of total surrender of core civil liberties is there is no fucking reason for it. no world war 2, not even a 9/11. we're just bored and mad

I got a Boner ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Never once made me laugh. An incredible feat.

Laughing like DeNiro in Cape Fear at every line Kevin Hart says in every commercial he's in.