Almost all millennials and the oldest members of Gen Z can say that the US president has been a white guy born in the summer of 1946 for the majority of our life. Bill Clinton: August 19, 1946 George W. Bush: July 6, 1946 Donald Trump: June 4, 1946

Truly incredible that people will log on and defend Biden’s record in Gaza in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty six

Like what is this?

The stay motion is more embarrassing than I imagined it could be. Who would write it?

Me sitting down to write a post like "the ass is the father of the legs"

if someone called me a content creator i would throw up

The real victims of the genocide in Gaza? The people on here who liked the president that loves his ice cream cones.

There is no art without an artist.

I think it went wrong when MTV stopped playing music. The value of watching 10 videos and only 2 being what you would have chosen cannot be overstated. We experienced so much. We may not have liked it. But we knew what it was.

Watching Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and this is probably the hottest anyone has looked in a movie ever?

Started watching St. Denis Medical now that it's on Netflix bc I love a med show and I love a sitcom and I laughed *very* hard at this scene

Not mine, I admire the stupidest shit

When Jon Bon Jovi came into my mom's flower shop to wire flowers home to his mom, she said he was "just the nicest young man." This was the same week the "Slippery When Wet" album started shooting up the charts.

the thing about never meet your heroes is that some of your heroes are also incredible people

godzilla is probably just freaking out cause people keep pointing at his nude body and screaming

we color eggs because jesus dyed

I would move out after "you've discovered the ghost;" wouldn't even learn about the murder!

Today I learned I can read German

I don't know how anyone else feels about this, but to me, sharing a screenshot of chatbot output to make a point of some kind is an excellent way to undermine any credibility that might otherwise be granted to you in the context of whatever you're trying to say.

"Night shift again, Harry?" "Someone has to patrol the streets." "Get you something to eat?" "How's the tuna today?" "Edible." "I'll have a sandwich then, Doreen." "You got it, hon. Back in a jiffy."

aw, are you sleepy?

what do you put in a museum about witches? hexhibitions

Guess who is amazing at Easter Egg hunt? Beaker! She’s awesome! All that digging and hunting. We had so much fun with @servicerotties.bsky.social and friends at the Easter Egg Hunt! 🎥 Beaker is tracking a scent and finds a plastic green egg filled with dog treats.

I will teach them to drive

This is nice. What about gender affirming care for trans kids though?

Great now fix the library budget like you promised

Can we please do more for trans kids health care?

Great! Enact the pro-trans rights agenda you campaigned on next.

most people would benefit from not spending every waking hour online

Remarkable poll this evening from Lord Ashcroft. The Greens in joint 1st place. We are replacing Labour and ready to take on Reform in the local elections on 7th May. Join.greenparty.org.uk

amir needs $200 for medical treatment for his injured father

Maybe it'll happen during the Easter Egg Roll

i understand how (they prefer fascism)

I just do not understand how democrats can look at the series of horrifying things this administration does every day— war crimes, legislating trans people out of existence, gutting every service imaginable to increase military spending— and think “we should spend our time smearing Hasan Piker”

me: I’m gonna leave. I can see the writing on the wall boss: you wrote “it’s time for Mike to leave”

Guess who's crying because of how much she loves Harrison Ford

found the world’s worst ship

they both think they're "elites," don't they

art

At Dr. King's funeral, Harry Belafonte lost his cool with a NYT reporter: “this grievous moment was in part the result of a climate of hate & distortion that the New York Times & other papers had helped create.”It wasn’t just Southerners who laid the ground for King’s death—Northern papers had too.

Was definitely drinking the easter egg dye and doesn’t care to hear your feelings about it. #caturday

He funded a genocide that he could have stopped with a phone call

He killed over 50,000 people

No: Congress fell in line (colluded)

Israeli soldiers are detonating entire villages in South Lebanon while taking selfies. Ancient mosques, churches, cemeteries, schools, hospitals - all being obliterated by the genocidal regime www.instagram.com/reel/DWrg5xi...

It's happening 😭😭😭

it’s easy to forget in all his “I’m a baby stop being mean to me” posts that Stancil’s motivating theory is that leftists are the country’s greatest threat and to combat them he’s chosen to make himself out to be their perpetual victim, despite people only ever noting inconsistencies in his posts.

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵